Jomo Yeti (3:36:46 AM): hi
BigSwollBooty (3:36:59 AM): ok
Jomo Yeti (3:37:14 AM): huh?
BigSwollBooty (3:37:23 AM): sorry, i'm still half asleep
Jomo Yeti (3:37:36 AM): oh
BigSwollBooty (3:37:41 AM): yeah
Jomo Yeti (3:37:45 AM): yea
Jomo Yeti (3:37:52 AM): im all wacked out on quailudes
Jomo Yeti (3:38:05 AM): so i can stay up for a really long time
BigSwollBooty (3:38:16 AM): what's with Jomo Yeti? I mean is it from some TV show or something?
Jomo Yeti (3:38:21 AM): oh no
Jomo Yeti (3:38:27 AM): its just something i made up
Jomo Yeti (3:38:52 AM): whats bigswollbooty?
BigSwollBooty (3:38:52 AM): what then?
Jomo Yeti (3:38:57 AM): do you have a big booty
Jomo Yeti (3:39:04 AM): or is it big because its swollen?
BigSwollBooty (3:39:09 AM): an inside joke between me and my friends
BigSwollBooty (3:39:10 AM): lol
Jomo Yeti (3:39:13 AM): oh
Jomo Yeti (3:39:14 AM): ok
Jomo Yeti (3:39:24 AM): so
Jomo Yeti (3:39:28 AM): where are you from?
BigSwollBooty (3:39:56 AM): my butt is actually REALLY small because I am quite the skinny person, but it's a joke that I have the biggest, coolest, ghetto-est booty around.
BigSwollBooty (3:39:57 AM): VA
BigSwollBooty (3:40:01 AM): u?
Jomo Yeti (3:40:07 AM): california
BigSwollBooty (3:40:12 AM): cool
BigSwollBooty (3:40:17 AM): I've always wanted to go there
Jomo Yeti (3:40:23 AM): me too
BigSwollBooty (3:40:24 AM): never been able to though
BigSwollBooty (3:40:40 AM): what do you mean, you too?
Jomo Yeti (3:40:44 AM): i mean
Jomo Yeti (3:40:49 AM): ive always wanted to go there too
BigSwollBooty (3:40:58 AM): you just said you're from there
Jomo Yeti (3:41:03 AM): i did?
BigSwollBooty (3:41:08 AM): yeah
Jomo Yeti (3:41:12 AM): you sure?
BigSwollBooty (3:41:37 AM): Jomo Yeti (7:33:19 AM): california
Jomo Yeti (3:41:40 AM): oh
BigSwollBooty (3:41:45 AM): see?
Jomo Yeti (3:41:49 AM): i see now
BigSwollBooty (3:41:54 AM): so what is Jomo Yeti?
Jomo Yeti (3:42:07 AM): you know that stuff in your ear?
Jomo Yeti (3:42:11 AM): thats jomo yeti
BigSwollBooty (3:42:18 AM): lol
BigSwollBooty (3:42:23 AM): that's pretty funny
Jomo Yeti (3:42:24 AM): ya know what i mean?
BigSwollBooty (3:42:28 AM): seriously?
Jomo Yeti (3:42:34 AM): that stuff thats all in your ear
Jomo Yeti (3:42:38 AM): yea
Jomo Yeti (3:42:41 AM): im not joking
BigSwollBooty (3:42:43 AM): lol
BigSwollBooty (3:42:50 AM): I'll have to remember that
Jomo Yeti (3:42:53 AM): yea
Jomo Yeti (3:42:57 AM): so if anyone ever goes
Jomo Yeti (3:43:03 AM): "hey whats that in your ear?"
Jomo Yeti (3:43:06 AM): you can just say
BigSwollBooty (3:43:12 AM): Jomo Yeti
Jomo Yeti (3:43:12 AM): "chill its only jomo yeti"
BigSwollBooty (3:43:17 AM): lol
Jomo Yeti (3:43:21 AM): yup
Jomo Yeti (3:43:40 AM): you know what i mean though right
BigSwollBooty (3:43:43 AM): hey, you're pretty funny
Jomo Yeti (3:43:45 AM): when i say that stuff in your ear?
BigSwollBooty (3:43:49 AM): yeah
Jomo Yeti (3:43:52 AM): yea
Jomo Yeti (3:43:54 AM): that stuff
BigSwollBooty (3:43:58 AM): ha
Jomo Yeti (3:44:26 AM): how bout them yankees?
BigSwollBooty (3:44:37 AM): I don't really follow baseball.
Jomo Yeti (3:44:51 AM): no, i mean those yankees
Jomo Yeti (3:44:54 AM): the ones with the hats
BigSwollBooty (3:45:06 AM): oh, okay
Jomo Yeti (3:45:07 AM): oh wait
Jomo Yeti (3:45:10 AM): that is baseball
Jomo Yeti (3:45:11 AM): sorry
BigSwollBooty (3:45:14 AM): what about 'em
Jomo Yeti (3:45:21 AM): they have blue hats
BigSwollBooty (3:45:33 AM): anyways, like I said, you're funny
BigSwollBooty (3:45:38 AM): what about the blue hats
Jomo Yeti (3:45:48 AM): they're blue
Jomo Yeti (3:45:53 AM): hey
BigSwollBooty (3:45:58 AM): yeah, you said that already
Jomo Yeti (3:46:00 AM): do you own a tv?
BigSwollBooty (3:46:04 AM): yeah
BigSwollBooty (3:46:06 AM): who doesn't
Jomo Yeti (3:46:14 AM): oh
Jomo Yeti (3:46:19 AM): is it on?
BigSwollBooty (3:46:21 AM): what
BigSwollBooty (3:46:23 AM): no
Jomo Yeti (3:46:29 AM): oh
BigSwollBooty (3:46:31 AM): do you want it on for some reason
Jomo Yeti (3:46:34 AM): no
BigSwollBooty (3:46:40 AM): cuz i can turn it on
Jomo Yeti (3:46:45 AM): tv is kinda weird sometimes
Jomo Yeti (3:46:49 AM): all those people
Jomo Yeti (3:46:50 AM): talking
Jomo Yeti (3:46:55 AM): and smiling sometimes
Jomo Yeti (3:47:11 AM): you know what i mean?
BigSwollBooty (3:47:20 AM): yeah, I guess so
BigSwollBooty (3:47:28 AM): Yeah
Jomo Yeti (3:47:39 AM): it likes they know im watching
Jomo Yeti (3:47:50 AM): its like*
Jomo Yeti (3:47:56 AM): sorry i have idiot-brain
BigSwollBooty (3:48:09 AM): That's okay. You know, you're not so bad.
Jomo Yeti (3:48:12 AM): it makes me mess up my typing something
Jomo Yeti (3:48:15 AM): err
Jomo Yeti (3:48:17 AM): sometimes
Jomo Yeti (3:48:51 AM): i was listening to the book john adams
Jomo Yeti (3:48:53 AM): on tape
Jomo Yeti (3:48:56 AM): books on tape
Jomo Yeti (3:49:00 AM): best invention ever
BigSwollBooty (3:49:19 AM): Yeah.
Jomo Yeti (3:49:32 AM): you ever read that book?
Jomo Yeti (3:49:36 AM): its good
Jomo Yeti (3:49:50 AM): my favorite part is where he shakes hands with that one guy
Jomo Yeti (3:49:54 AM): god whats his name
Jomo Yeti (3:49:57 AM): john elway
Jomo Yeti (3:49:58 AM): i think
BigSwollBooty (3:50:06 AM): I've never read it. Oh, guess what? I was IM-ing with this guy from Arizona yesterday, and all he kept talking about was how he was so horny and REALLY perverted.
Jomo Yeti (3:50:17 AM): oh yea
Jomo Yeti (3:50:26 AM): sounds like he has a personal problem
BigSwollBooty (3:50:30 AM): It was disturbing.
Jomo Yeti (3:50:33 AM): like how i have idiot-brain
Jomo Yeti (3:50:38 AM): he must have horny-brain
BigSwollBooty (3:50:52 AM): Yeah. lol At least he apologized for being so horny.
BigSwollBooty (3:51:00 AM): Like I said...you're a funny guy...
Jomo Yeti (3:51:09 AM): didnt i appologize for having down syndrome?
Jomo Yeti (3:51:15 AM): i thought i did
BigSwollBooty (3:51:16 AM): no...
BigSwollBooty (3:51:21 AM): not quite...
Jomo Yeti (3:51:27 AM): oh
Jomo Yeti (3:51:31 AM): thats what idiot-brain is
BigSwollBooty (3:51:32 AM): why?
Jomo Yeti (3:51:42 AM): why
Jomo Yeti (3:51:45 AM): i just dont know
BigSwollBooty (3:52:07 AM): hmmm...
Jomo Yeti (3:52:19 AM): you know?
BigSwollBooty (3:52:39 AM): yea
BigSwollBooty (3:52:41 AM): sort of
Jomo Yeti (3:52:52 AM): yea its not easy
BigSwollBooty (3:52:57 AM): really?
BigSwollBooty (3:53:05 AM): I can only imagine...
Jomo Yeti (3:53:11 AM): yea
Jomo Yeti (3:53:16 AM): oh well
Jomo Yeti (3:53:22 AM): at least the kids at school love me
BigSwollBooty (3:53:23 AM): Oh, crap!
BigSwollBooty (3:53:29 AM): I have to go!
Jomo Yeti (3:53:33 AM): oh
Jomo Yeti (3:53:33 AM): ok
Jomo Yeti (3:53:40 AM): dont throw rocks at a kid like me
Jomo Yeti (3:53:42 AM): if you see one
Jomo Yeti (3:53:46 AM): that hurst feelings
BigSwollBooty (3:53:51 AM): I need to be at my school in 14 minutes for a marching band thing.
Jomo Yeti (3:53:59 AM): ok
Jomo Yeti (3:54:05 AM): have fun playing instruments
BigSwollBooty (3:54:06 AM): Okay I won't throw any rocks at you, EarWaxMan
BigSwollBooty (3:54:11 AM): I will
BigSwollBooty (3:54:15 AM): See ya!
Jomo Yeti (3:54:16 AM): or any other kis with down syndrome
Jomo Yeti (3:54:19 AM): bye bye
BigSwollBooty (3:54:22 AM): ok
BigSwollBooty (3:54:23 AM): Bye.
BigSwollBooty signed off at 3:54:40 AM
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