Keep in mind...Mike had a pic of this fat black boy shoveling food down....
Girl #1
xsubhumanx: you're probably wondering, what a sexy black man like me is doing online
krazy_bama_chick: lol yeah thats it
xsubhumanx: What you don't dig my spoon handling abilities?
krazy_bama_chick: oh yeah i love them
xsubhumanx: Hows about you and i get together and we eat our problems away?
xsubhumanx: You know what they say, once you go black you'll never come back
xsubhumanx: my saying is, once you taste my grandmas cooking, you won't stop eating
krazy_bama_chick: lol ur crazy
xsubhumanx: You think im crazy wait till you see me in bed
xsubhumanx: I eat in bed too
xsubhumanx: i go nuts
krazy_bama_chick: lol
xsubhumanx: Remember baby, i've got 2 hands, one for the pistrami sandwhich, and the other well... use your imagination.... but i'm thinking a bottle of mustard
krazy_bama_chick: ur crazy lol
xsubhumanx: Are you a tape recorder?
xsubhumanx: Does this mean we can have sex?
krazy_bama_chick: lol
xsubhumanx: My idea of the perfect sexual experience would be, you me, and an Extra large pizza from PIzza hut
xsubhumanx: ill let you eat my crust
Girl #2
xsubhumanx: No my name is not black and beautiful
xsubhumanx: But i can empty a bowl with the best of them
lil_blunt_girl: k
xsubhumanx: Are you threatened by my massive black physique?
xsubhumanx: Baby lets forget we ever started off in a bad direction
xsubhumanx: I can make all your problems go away
xsubhumanx: just add salt
xsubhumanx: Ok i can tell by your silence that you're having an orgasm and don't want to be interrupted, i'm sorry for turning you on with my speedy spoon to mouth transfer rate
lil_blunt_girl: hahaha
xsubhumanx: i'm just a black man trying to spread the love
xsubhumanx: When i'm not emptying cartons of pizza, im usually emptying bags of garlic bread or reading to school children
Girl #3
xsubhumanx: Hi i want to apologize in advance for being so god damn good looking and intimidating
xsubhumanx: will you forgive me?
nautegirluk: lol
xsubhumanx: Is that a yes?
nautegirluk: asl plz
xsubhumanx: honestly i'm helping our economy by eating all the food that i do
xsubhumanx: How do you think microsoft got so rich?
xsubhumanx: Wait wait that doesn't make sense
nautegirluk:
xsubhumanx: sorry
xsubhumanx: I mean't mcdonalds
xsubhumanx: that's how they got so rih
xsubhumanx: rich
nautegirluk: k
xsubhumanx: People would come and watch me eat
xsubhumanx: but not because i can suck hamburgers through straws
nautegirluk:
xsubhumanx: What's with all the confusion? are you racist?
xsubhumanx: it's because i'm black right?
nautegirluk: how do i know wot color u r?
nautegirluk: im not racist at all
xsubhumanx: You know what colour i am, you think i don't know you're masturbating while watching my munchiness at work!
xsubhumanx: You think you have it all so hard dont you?
xsubhumanx: masturbation isn't hard
xsubhumanx: all it takes is a couple of strokes
xsubhumanx: try dipping the spoon, then twisting, dumping it into your mouth, and chewing it at least 20 times!
Guy named like a girl #4
xsubhumanx: Hi, i know you're going to look at my profile pic and then never talk to me again...
xsubhumanx: But honestly my penis is big, it's just all the fat covers it
xsubhumanx: You know what they say about black men *wink wink nudge nudge*
reddfoxxx_77: i'm a guy jack ass
xsubhumanx: You fucken idiot
xsubhumanx: what are you trying to do to me?
xsubhumanx: you know it's cuz im black right?
xsubhumanx: I ate ample amounts of food to get where i am with penis size... please don't discriminate me because of my skin colour
Girl #5
xsubhumanx: Baby you're finer than my moms lasagna
xsubhumanx: oh man that lasagna
xsubhumanx: i'm used to dipping my balls in sour creame
xsubhumanx: and eating lasagna, but im sure you could duplicate the results
Girl #6
xsubhumanx: Hey baby if eat a bowl of soup like that
xsubhumanx: imagine what i can do to you in that area you know... where food is not processed
NICKSY14: WHAT R U ON ABOT
xsubhumanx: Baby that's discrimination right there
xsubhumanx: just cuz im black
xsubhumanx: Look i've still got a big rod under the fat
xsubhumanx: so it aint an issue of penis size here
NICKSY14: HI
xsubhumanx: HI well congratulations you spoke
NICKSY14: yea
xsubhumanx: And no i only use the spoon for eating purposes
xsubhumanx: so get your mind out of the gutter
NICKSY14: ok
NICKSY14: so
NICKSY14: do u have a pic
NICKSY14: ???
xsubhumanx: I am sorry if i have disrupted your orgasm after seeing my pic with my massive physique of blackness
NICKSY14: i havent seen your pic
xsubhumanx: Well you haven't looked in my profile then
xsubhumanx: You are lacking the visual splendor that it will offer you
NICKSY14: i cant get your pic
xsubhumanx: Oh well then i will have to say goodbye you are not worth my time.
NICKSY14: i just seen it is that really u
xsubhumanx: Yes it is me
NICKSY14: really
NICKSY14: how old r u
xsubhumanx: Yes i am real
xsubhumanx: i'm not fake
xsubhumanx: most people think im fake cuz im so hot
xsubhumanx: Do you want to be internet bf/gf?
xsubhumanx: You can tell everyone you're dating me, and get popular
NICKSY14: OR READY GOT ONE
xsubhumanx: ITS CUZ IM Black isNT IT!!!
NICKSY14: no i love niggas
xsubhumanx: niggas? what did you call me?
xsubhumanx: have a little respect
xsubhumanx: i am an african american man looking for my next meal
NICKSY14: u call us white trash and i have plenty of respect
xsubhumanx: I don't call you white trash, unlike you, ignorance doesn't run in my family
xsubhumanx: And who isYOU?
xsubhumanx: what so now i represent the entire black community?
xsubhumanx: we all think alike?
NICKSY14: well x what do you call us white eople
xsubhumanx: You are people
xsubhumanx: just like me
xsubhumanx: White or black it makes no difference
NICKSY14: i fuckin no that
xsubhumanx: i am still a hottie
NICKSY14: what eva u have pissed me off now
xsubhumanx: alright we will no longer talk, mrs. i'm white and i am aware of my colour
xsubhumanx: pfft
NICKSY14: and dont ct all innocent cause your not
xsubhumanx: I am a black man representing my eating habbits with a lot of fat
xsubhumanx: please let me be
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