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Hhmm, I'm not sure what to write about...So I'll just start rambling like usual. I think I'll go off about people in chat. I really fuckin hate the lil 17 year old girls that talk like this..." iMmA gO tEw Da OtHa WoOm Ta TaLk Ta JeFfWeY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*~MuAhZ~*" HOLY FUCK I JUST WANT TO TAKE A 2x4 AND HIT THEM ALL IN THE FUCKIN HANDS, AND YELL IN THEIR EARS WITH A  MEGAPHONE: "DON'T FLIPPIN TYPE LIKE THAT YOU FRUIT!" *Takes a deep breath* Yes, This subject really works me up! These people are just sooooo fucking annoying! They are 17 years old and yet they think its just so damn cool to use size 543854654 fonts, bright ass fades, alternating caps, and talk like they are 5. Another group of people that annoy me, are the ones that come into chat with sn's like "Hacker25343545XXXX" and say shit like "I'm going to hack into your computer and send you a virus with my virus sender 2002" ...and yes I've had someone say this to me before...Anyways, Just thought I'd mention that I don't like the many wannabe hackers in chat either. =\  Peace not greed mofuckers...::lexitive::..

This is a message for the annoying fucks in chat. Some people are really fuckin idiotic! At least once a week, I'll get a message from MSN saying "so and so@hotmail.com has added you". So naturally I accept and add them as well. I assume that it is someone I know. So as soon as I add them, I message them. And 9 times out of 10 it is some lamer from chat that I do not know. I ask them "Why did u add me?". Their response's are ALWAYS the same: "You didn't answer me in chat." or "You didn't answer 
my pm's". Well you shit head. You know what? I either 1.Have your ass ignored. 2.Don't see you in chat and can't answer your question because Cheeta is lame. 3.You annoy me so I choose not to respond to you and you will probably be on my ignore list within the next minute. To me, 
MSN and AIM are messenger services where I communicate with my "friends". If I don't talk to you in chat then you, are not a friend. If you want/need to email me, go for it. Emails are welcomed. Do I talk to you in chat? If I do, go ahead and message me on AIM. But if I don't, do not add me to MSN. I still won't talk to you. I will only block and delete you. Thanks and practice safe sex.
immediatly.  ..::lexitive::..

Well, the other day, I started watching this show on prostitution. I think it was on A&E or The Discovery Channel, actually, this part really isn't important is it?. Anyways. They were doing sting operations. Where they dressed up female cops as prostitutes and sent them to the streets to look for "customers" and once a person agreed, they would arrest and charge them. I have two things to comment about on this subject. Number one: Prostitution. Why the hell is it illegal in the first place? I think of it this way, It's like hiring someone off the street to paint your house. Isn't this what these prostitutes are doing? They are performing a physical activity for money. Just like a house painter. Sure STD's are a big factor involved with this, But shit, It's not like this is 1807 and we don't know STD's are out there. And one should use protection anyways.  So why not let these women make a living? Especially if there are  customers out there willing to taking the risk? Yeah, this field of "work" isn't respectable, But let them do what they want. My second comment on this show I watched, Is, Why the hell are police departments constantly putting aside a whole night and over 15 police officers out there just to bust men looking to get some ass? Let the lonely fuckers get laid! This is just a waste of man time. These officers could be doing more valuable work like stopping REAL crime. But what do I know? Later haters.    ..::lexitive::..

hey...I'm gonna say something to all of my punk n rollin brothers and sisters out there don't let the fake motherfuckers get you down...because in the end there is 4 of us for everyone 1 of them I don't care if you're a punk, skin, metal head, stoner, rocker...its all the same thing to me. instead of competing and fighting amongst each other...we should be fighting against all of the fake motherfuckers out in the world....and the right wing government which runs this great country I'm sick and tired of seeing everything being exploited for a quick dollar...I think its about time we put an end to all of this utter bullshit....stop shopping at chain stores.....don't eat fast food.......don't buy cigarettes.....don't buy beer big tobacco is this country's worst enemy and needs to be stopped because they will do anything that they can to rape and pillage our youth....we need to stop hating each other for stupid reasons (sexuality ,color ,creed) we are all humans after all....I know that most kids out there just wanna get high and have as much sex as humanely possible but there has to be something better to strive for...so take care of yourselves and of each other...if you see a potential 
friend being knocked over...help them up....I'm sure they would do the same for you...until next time kids..peace 
FIN                                                                                                                 ..::Danny::..  email this crazy mofucker at  sporkyou@hotmail.com

Well Cate is a lazy ass and didn't send me her rant. So yeahhhh. I bet she will write about how much cooler she is then all of us, how she hates the whores of the world and she still hasn't gotten laid in like 5 years. Then she will go about her pms'in ways. =) awww cate, you know I heart you.-lexxx

..::Cate::. email this blunt bitch catemulherin@netscape.net 

Well... it's time for another Fat sack of bitchin. I got a couple things that have been on my mind for a while, so stay with me here people. First of all, have you noticed that the stereotypical 'soccer mom' no longer drives the family mini-van? Now they ALL drive the big-ass SUV's like excursions and suburbans, etc. This is REALLY starting to piss me off because 1.) They can't fucking merge with the tanks they drive and 2.) They have to take up like 4 fucking parking spaces just so they can go grocery shopping or whatever the fuck they do with themselves all day. Anyways, I've vented enough with that topic, now onto something a little more serious. What the fuck is going on in the Middle East? I know they aren't telling us all that they've done... for all we know they could be over there scratchin their ass' and not doing jack shit. Also, if you haven't heard there's this Northern Rebellion thing. I was watchin on the news and you see what appears to be a fucking barbeque behind a tank and some mortar shells. Why aren't they doing anything? This shit really pisses me off because it would seem like this would be their opportunity to strike back at the Taliban or whatever it's called. Instead, they sit there and watch America rip the shit out of Afghanistan... Oh well, we don't really need them anyways. Ok, ok I know you're tired of hearing me babble on and on so I'll let you get on with your jolly-good lives now. Until next time..                              ..::Kray::..  email this burner at  murdah_gria@hotmail.com

Hello and welcome to Markis` international one2one. I would just like to thank Lexie for hosting me on here. Now I guess I'm supposed to have a bitch on here, well that's something I am going to do. In all of my two years of being a yahoo chatter, seeing many people come and go, I am totally fucked off at these little girls and boys who think they are the Shit because they "know" a hacker. Whoopie doo "I know a hacker, don't mess with me or my cracked name that he/she got for me, or else I'll pm bomb you, or actually they will but still, I'm hard because I know people"-one word comes to mind for behavior like this: Foolishness. Personally not being the most up to spec person on computers all this "html, java and haxor talk" are about as useful to me as a dildo in a convent of catholic nuns (no offense i'm catholic too). But we see this happen all the time, whatever happened to the days when if you got yourself into trouble, you got yourself out of it, as opposed to all these pussies, offline as well as online who have to go get their friends to fight for them. This happened on Wednesday night to me. It was my friends birthday, now this friend is built like a brick shithouse in the proverbial 
phrase, but he was dancing and this kid deliberately bumped into him. My friend Matt apologized and the guilty party decided to punch my good friend in the mouth, even though it wasn't even his fault! After a scuffle, the dick that did it ran off. The incident was forgotten and we carried on having a good night at the club. Afterwards, all tanked up with beer, we stepped out the club only to see that this kid had gone and got all his friends and they were waiting for matt. What followed was matt getting his arse kicked me almost getting hit in the head with a broken bottle. After being pulled away by the bouncers after taking out about 5 of them, matt was taken to hospital with glass in his head. Now tell me who was the real winner, or even who were the cowards in this. This kinda shit bothers me thank you for reading....Marki  ..::Marki::..  email this Brit at  lexieforgot@dumb.com

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