I REALLY REALLY despise hypocrite's. Yeah, everyone contradicts themselves sometime in life, like saying "I'm not going to have sex until im married" or "I will never give a guy head." And what happens a few years later, yeah that's right, They are having sex like rabbits or giving head to random guys at parties. Ok, now  the point of this lil rant. Hhmm, well about a month ago, this dude would always rag on anyone talking about cracking screen names. Saying how lame and childish it was. And how it was wrong and pointless. Wellllllll, the other day I see Dave asking this dude to crack him all these Tool screen names. And then he proceeds to ask me about crackers and pass word lists ect. I sit there thinking WTF DUDE!?!?! Weren't you "Mr. That's Not Cool To Crack Screen Names" awhile back? Oh yeah, that was YOU! And aren't you "Mr I don't do things that are trendy". Well you brush your teeth don't you? Hmm, last time I checked, EVERYONE was doing that. Just like how almost everyone wants to crack a screen name or have someone get it for them, you want to do that too. I guess my point of this lil bitch session is to show you that you ARE a hypocrite and this isn't the first time you  have done it. And I don't see it as the last. Aight, that's all I have to say on this subject. I don't feel like getting all worked up over something right now. Well I was talking to Steve about the lil rant and he wanted to add a lil personal note to "Mr. I hate trends" --- "misery336699: throw the two words "Fuck you" in there from me?! :-)".  ..::lexitive::..

Masturbation. Hhmm where do I begin. You know I really hate when chicks say they don't masturbate. Ya'll need to stop lyin cuz you know that  you ALL do it. I don't know if you have this preconception in your little close-minded brains that masturbation is dirty or what. You have to get off! Shit, orgasms rock! An excuse I hear chicks say a lot is..."I don't need to masturbate, I've got a boyfriend." Yeah STFU! Cuz you know what, you still masturbate when you are sexually active with someone. You probably won't masturbate as much as you did before, but you will still get yourself off. Masturbating helps relive some of your built up sexual frustration. Doesn't completely rid u of it. But it is a temporary fix. I asked some people in chat about masturbation. My first question was where they usually masturbated at. In bed, was the  most common answer. Followed by, shower, @ their computer (kind of scary huh?), and in front of a mirror. My next question was what they thought about while they were getting off. Most common answer was, having sex. Followed by bf/gf, a celebrity, and being in a 3-some.When I asked these people these questions, I was hoping for some more entertaining answers like, I usually masturbate while driving my car thinking about Jeff Gordon. Or some chick jerkin u off on a bus in seat number 12 back in 7th grade. Or something half way interesting. ..::lexitive::..

alright, this week im coming with a bit of a different approach.. normally I would tell some funny story of mine for shits and giggles but not this week. This week im going to talk about society and it's flaws
first off, I want to start with gay rights.......now, am I the only one who is bothered with it being "socially acceptable" to throw words like homo and faggot around as synonyms for stupid and various other things. im tired of hearing the words faggot and homo as an insult. its ignorant, rude, and just very stupid. and I know now 90% of males reading this are assuming im gay. which is another thing I cant fucking stand in this country since when does standing up for gay rights make one gay?!?.Abe Lincoln freed the slaves, did that make him black?.....the answer is no...alright moving along I want to talk about the all of a sudden overflow of patriotism we are seeing on TV and on the streets, every other car has a fucking flag on it......I think its sad that this country needs a tragedy to bring it's people together....I mean shit I used to walk down the street and have some fuckhead lean out his car window and call me a faggot...it doesn't happen anymore though...he just turns up his blink 182 cd, and makes sure his American antenna flag is properly adjusted.....everyone is all of a sudden so caring and understanding......where was the fucking tolerance before all this shit happened?!?!?!....another thing I cant agree with is all the Muslim/Arab hate crimes going on....why the fuck should Muslim women come under fire for wearing something that is part of their heritage, are they forcing you to wear it?.....lots of things need to change around here...but its hard as a teenager to say that....because adults don't take teens seriously well not until something like columbine happens....then all parents are over obsessive. that's another thing wrong with society...I mean being 16 I consider myself to be almost an adult yet I never get taken seriously by either of my parents (maybe its just a personal problem) either way.....this country is based on homophobia ,hatred, and above all double standards and that's why im ashamed to be American.
FIN   ..::Danny::..  email this crazy mofucker at  sporkyou@hotmail.com

Alright Id like to take time out this week, to reflect on how much cooler I am than you. I am just the coolest thing since sliced bread. You know you all wanna be juuuust  like me, you aint gotta lie to kick it. But with that said, we'll start our session, so STFU! Hrmmm I hate starting these things with no topic in mind because the first 20 lines or so end up being mindless babble. Well nothing particularly interesting happened to me this week to piss me off or strike and idea in my head, just the usual run in with asshole security guards, dickhead hott boys and stoopid whores, and I don't think ill bore you with those stories, so lets think of something else.....Fat People, ok I don't wanna sound like a bitch < too bad I am one > and I don't wanna sound unfair, but those humongous cant-move or get out of bed lard ass's really get on my nerves. Now granted there are some diseases where you get fat and ya cant help it, but when your 400+ lbs and your eatin 5 buckets of kfc, 6 value meals from mc donalds, a chocolate cake, and some tacos..... for breakfast, don't come to me and complain about your back pains or your asthma or your fucking bed soars. Gawd you fucking gluttons make me sick. Clean your
greasy ass up and hop on a fucking bike. Your extremely loud wheezy breathing gets on my last nerve, it makes me wanna rip you nose off and shove it up yur ass. But you know what pisses me off more about the whole fat thing besides the fat asses themselves.......the fucking PC < that's politically correct not personal computer > bastards that make me feel like a bitch when ever I call them fat or huge or fucking disgusting. You cant say anything you feel now with out getting hassled about being PC, you have to walk on eggshells around everyone because oh no you might just offend someone. Man fuck that, if I  offend you get the fuck away from me, im not gonna curve my opinions and views just because I might hurt Johnny fatasses feelings, or Tina the special ed student might feel rejected if I call something retarded. Just STFU and get the fuck over it..........IM OUT   ~cate..::Cate::. email this blunt bitch catemulherin@netscape.net 

Kray has yet to send me this weeks rant. =) I'm sure he'll do what we all do next time he gets online, mhm that's right, he'll just open up a notepad and start typing bullshit. I'm gonna keep typing just so i can take up some space. Hey! I cant be out a few 50 lines of text! LAY OFF BITCHES!  This picture of him cracks me up. The caption was "how to be resourceful with a can" One of Krays "life lessons". =)Aight that's enough for now, check back later, I'm sure his rant will be here, and more interesting then the rambling I just did.

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