..::Week of October 14, 2001::..                                              | previous | | next |

____________________STFU & Listen To Me___________________

Well for once, Lexie is at a loss for words. Normally I could go on and on about shit that annoys/bothers me. Sooooo, I'm gonna start rambling. I remember talking to people the day after the WTC bombings. And how most people were all like: " If I would have been on one of those planes, I would have given up my life and tried jumping one of those mofuckers."  Well, you know what, NO YOU WOULD NOT HAVE! And before you jump to any conclusions, sit back, STFU & Listen To Me! We learn not to repeat mistakes through learning and reading about our countries and other countries past political, economical, and every day things that happened in past societies and eras. And from most peoples past knowledge on hijackings, Most of the planes were over taken, Brought to a different location, The hijackers then started to make their demands. (Normally on the Government.) And then the civilians on the plane were  released. With not many of them actually dieing or being injured. So knowing this information, would lead one to be believe the same would, more then likely, happen to them. These people that were on those planes on 9/11/01, had no idea they were going to be used as human bombs. So all you tough guys out there that think you know everything, and think you know how you would react under those circumstances, need to 1. Go to school and learn and  2. STFU!  ..::lexitive::..

____________________This Shit Bothers Me___________________

Imagine knowing a person whom, whenever came  in contact with a mirror, for some reason, they feel they must "check" themselves out. Well, I remember growing up with this girl named Britany. We use to be best friends back in the day( I am talking elementary skool here people) I remember how every time she saw a god damn mirror or even her reflection she would stop, smile and then continue walking again. This girl was so obsessed with looking perfect, it was annoying. Its sad how she acted the same way all through out high school. And its even more sad that tons of people out there act the same way! Why do people feel the need to do this? Why must they look perfect every damn day? Sure, there's nothing wrong with looking good. But when you become obsessed with it? Yeah u crossed the  line! Self absorbed people need a reality check. When people see that you act this way, it makes you look disgusting. If you are conceited, no matter how good looking you are, you will appear god awful ugly to REAL people.  ..::lexitive::..

____________________Lets Talk About Sex___________________

Girl on Girl Sex. You know guys, I don't see what most of you find attractive about it. I mean seriously. Why does this  turn you on? I'm sure that most of you don't find guy on guy sex attractive.  So what is it? What makes a girl going down on another girl so great? And the funny thing is, i've noticed that a lot of the guys that are into this sort of thing, despise homosexuality. And most of them will fly off the handle throwing out words like "fag" and "homo". Do they not realize that girl on girl sex is also a form of homosexuality? Way to contradict yourselves! I know  I don't plan on going down on a chick anytime soon! Hell its not even on my list of things to accomplish during my lifetime, and never will be.  ..::lexitive::..

____________________Story Time With Danny___________________

one time I was hanging out with my friends Ronnie and Ryan. we had a few drinks, and decided it was time to go rent a movie so we all hop into Ryan's car and go to the nearby blockbuster when we get there, it just seems normal. we go insides. get our movies but when we are exciting the facility. we see that 4 15 year olds are panhandling outside the store so Ryan walks up to him and he says "or you could not act so gay!" this is when all the fun began, they start talking shit about the way Ronnie and i are dressed and other things the word faggot is used about 400 times, the people in blockbuster call the cops figuring a fight would break out. when the cops got there this is what happened. we told them that they were panhandling, those kids got arrested and we went on our way no breathalyzer, nothing.
the moral of this story is
dont act like a jackass in front of blockbuster
FIN      ..::Danny::..  email this crazy mofucker at  sporkyou@hotmail.com

____________________Cate Says "STFU!"___________________

Well, here we are again kids, another installment of "Cate says STFU" aren't you so happy?! I searched and searched my brain for a topic this week, and well I couldn't really find one. So im hoping that opening up "notepad" and just typing will lead to something semi interesting. If not, I don't care STFU. Well lets at least start with some current topics, for instance this craze about anthrax. Give me a fucking break. First of all, there have been what, 4 confirmed cases of it in the entire united states. Second anthrax isn't even a highly contagious disease < its not even a human disease > it takes a lot for a person to transmit it through human contact. And third, if the middle eastern terrorists are so smart and decisive < which they have already proven to be > they would know this and choose something other than anthrax to wipe out the US population, something more along the lines of Ebola. So all the pathetic, naive, easily influenced, shit heads need to take their gas masks back for a refund, cause whatever the habeeb's have planned for us wont be stopped by a couple layers of rubber. 
And moving on..... well I still hate all the stupid whores of the world, and you know who im starting to hate just as much? The celebrities. All this touchy feely We Are The World crap makes me sick. They're all so "interested and concerned" with the recent events in New York and elsewhere. My ass, they're looking for cheap publicity and an outlet to relieve guilt. Everybody lately is jumping on this bandwagon, and its gross. I mean its one thing to feel sympathy and loss, and to donate blood and money to the rescue efforts, but it is quite another to have celebrity telethons and tabloid magazines stories on how the stars have changed their lives because of the events of September 11th < and yes there are actual stories on that topic >. American is so deeply pretentious and shallow, even an nation wide tragedy is made into a star studded event. Its embarrassing. But anyway, ive kind of just been rambling and if some of this didn't make sense....I don't care STFU and read it anyway. Thank you very much and ill see you next time. Payce niggas, and tell yur mom I said hi.

..::Cate::..  email this sexy blunt bitch at  catemulherin@netscape.net

____________________Kray's Fat Sac of Bitchin_________________

Well kids... time for, once again, Krays Fat Sack of Bitchin. Know who I'm really tired of? The pesky little rent-a-cops. Whether they're local neighborhood patrol bitches or the "Mall Security Officers" (as if they really secure something.) Every time I see those fuckers I want to throw rancid milk or a rotting cow corpse right onto their fakin bacon cop cars. Another thing that pisses me off about them besides the fact they serve no purpose is they are cocky little shits that power trip any chance they get... for instance, I was skating in their parking lot and they roll on up in their ghetto mall cop car and try taking my board and detaining me! They were all grabbin on me so I shrugged him off and he kept insisting I get in his car. I immediately began to get very angry so I flung him away and went to the head mall cops office. I think I'm going to call my lawyer about this one.Not only does the prick who was trippin on me need to go to jail but I believe that I need to be compensated for the waste of crucial time and psychological damage this may have instilled. Anyways, I'd like to state something so I don't receive the hate e-mail I believe to be coming. I do not hate ALL mall security officers, only the vast majority of them. If you are an exception and you are actually a 'cool' security officer then the statements made were not directed to you.

..::Kray::..  email this burner at  murdah_gria@hotmail.com

_______As the chat screen rolls... so does the text of our lives______

...:::Names Have been changed to SOMEWHAT protect their privacy:::..

This week on "Showmeyourpicbabyville", the young and dumb girl named Tierra, grows to love an iowegian hick named Bared. They spend their time together playing Pahoo!Games and being afraid to talk to each other on the phone. Tierra loves the young handsome Bared, and Bared loves the sweet and beautiful Tierra. Its so wonderful, they almost think its too good to be true... < psst this is foreshadowing for all those who flunked english >One day a big bad rapper, named T-rad, from L.A. moves into showmeyourpicbabyville.Tierra felt that it was love at first site. She loved his bling blingin ways .And how he had all the chicks all up on his jock. Best of all, she loved the way she could use his teeth for mirrors. Bared just couldn't compete. So one day outta tha blue, Tierra, said y0 my niglet barad, i jus cant get down with your set trippin ass anymore, and t-rad has got more skilltlez then ur u would be having anyday. That is when T-rad and Tierra talked for about a month straight full of witty "lets fuck" and "my ass hurts rub it" convos. Then Tierra outta the blue, decided to go fuck lil jimmy suckme down the street. Well about a month passed and t-rad was off mackin to da hos(like he always be doin) when Tierra Decided to comeback to mr.bling blingin T-rad. T-rad put on the role of Sir Smack a HO and checkmated that bitch back in line. They argued over the next month or so about why Tierra was so afraid to call T-rad on da moBILE phone. T-rad got all uptight and suspicious, cuz he figured another ho was fuckin him over yO. So T-rad decided to crack the bitches yahoo name and start figurein shit out. Well T-Rad did a pretty good job of find out that the Tierra Bitch he's been doggiestylin is fake.So he confronted the bitch, and took out his Womanizer Stick and beat the bitch till she decided notto ever show her face in showmeyourpicsville again. Bout the time T-Rad Dumped the slut, a HUGE big crackheaded monster named Bigenfer decided to come into the showmeyourpicsville and stick up for the ugly fat bitches of the world, once again, T-rad played sir smack a fat bitch, and knocked the bitch into a big pile of chocolate. Bigenfer has yet to be found, we do believe however that the bitch is trying to eat her way out. So T-rad meanwhile has been gettin his shit straight, and not takin no shit from these fake hos in showmeyourpicville.

if u havnt figured it out...Tierra = Sierra, Bared = Jared, T-rad = Brad, and Bigenifer = Jenn
..::Story brought to u by: f0rni-Cate, El-Bradinator, and Lexitive

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