"Ugh, I'm so fat &  ugly " or "Does this shirt make me look fat?"...I HATE when chicks say this shit.  # 1.It annoys most guys. # 2. It annoys other chicks....and....# 3.Its not the shirt that makes you look fat, its the Fat that makes you look fat!  So stop fishing for compliments and get some self-confidence! ..::lexitive::..

The U.S.A decided to start the bombing the other day, but what i find interesting, is that we are sending AID packages too? What is the point in that?...Is it for when they are burned half to death, they can bandage themselves up or what? We think by bombing them and giving them help, that we are maintaining human rights ? Its like you have to help them even though u are killing them? Its like chasing a 3 legged dog with a pistol, and giving him a head start. And we think that just because we give them a head start that it is still humane. One either wants to kill or they don't. If we don't want to hurt any innocent people..why bomb the shit out of them? ..::lexitive::..

____________________Lets Talk About Sex___________________

I despise anal! I do not see how guys, let alone girls, can get off on it. Ugh! Why would you want to have a dick up your ass? For those of you that do like anal, did u know that if you your penis happens to put pressure in a wrong spot while in her, that she will litterally take a shit on you? Gross isn't it?!?! If a guy asks me to have anal with him, my response is: "Let me stick a cucumber up your ass. If you enjoy it, then i'll think about letting your penis in mine." =\ But then again, if the guy liked the cucumber up his ass, it would lead me to believe he may be on the homosexual side. Which is a route that doesn't turn me on. Us girls have a mouth, hands, a pussy, and even tits if u please. But the ass? NUH UH!  ..::lexitive::..

____________________Story Time With Danny___________________

this story is about my dad, for the record lets just call him Spanish fly.
it all started on a sunny afternoon where my father, mother, brother and i were going to the lake for fun and shit. so we decide to get some fast food before we get there. so we order. and my dad is bitching because the food is taking too long "god damn Mexicans!!" he says while shaking his fist. then the food is finally ready and he walks up to the counter and he asks for some ketchup "ketchup is 15 cents sir" Pedro says as he points to the sign. then my father totally wigged out which resulted in us being thrown out of the fast food place. some of the better parts of the situation was him saying "FUCK YOU WETBACK I WANT KETCHUP FOR FREE" and "I WONT PAY NO FUCKING 15 CENTS FOR KETCHUP"
the moral story is, never bring my dad around Mexicans. especially if they are in a fast food place
FIN       ..::Danny::..  email this crazy mofucker at  sporkyou@hotmail.com

____________________Cate Says "STFU!"___________________

Ahhhh, my own lil space on Lexi-licious' site. im so speshul. Normally I don't seem to find a problem with blabbing my huge fucking mouth, but now that I have to write something that people are actually gonna read < yeah cause sooo many people are gonna come to this site, pssh > awww lexie you know I love you. But moving on. I guess ill just do what I do best, and that's bitch. One thing that i cant really seam to understand is dumb whores. You know the kind i mean, the stoopid fake girls who care about their nail appointments, and their hair roots, and the sale at abercrombie. The dumb cunts who giggle insanely and act a fucking 12 year old when a guy comes around. They walk with their chest pointed out, talk shit on everyone, including yur grandmas dog. They have cell phones and call their boyfriends every 3 minuets and hang all over his jock. They whine, they complain, they squeal, they sleep with yur entire neighborhood but cant understand why they have a shitty reputation, they get drunk at a some orgy fest kegger and act like a lesbian retard with their other lame ass cunt friends. They are DUMB WHORES. Yes, these are the girls I cant seem to understand they get on my last nerve and i want to stab my eyes out with bleach soaked q-tips if I have to spend any unnecessary time with them. And ANY time spent near them is unnecessary. I guess i'm bitter because these are the girls guys seem to constantly go out with, and I am certainly not one of them, So Cate gets no ass.

..::Cate::..  email this sexy blunt bitch at  catemulherin@netscape.net

____________________Kray's Fat Sac of Bitchin_________________

Well, I'm sorry to say it but yea, Lexie's lettin' me type shit forher site... (Don't ask me what was going through her head when she agreed to let me do this shit.) On another note, what's the deal
with this Osama Bin Laden thing anyways? Do they really think they can find his sand-negro ass when all they can see from his local broadcasts are a big rock and some sand? In my opinion, they will probably never get the asshole but oh well, we can waste our precious time and energy fighting the 'war against terrorism,' whatever the hell that is anyways. I don't see anyone dying at  all I see is big bright lights and the occasional bomb being dropped on some power plant or the 'fires burning in Afghanistan.'Anyways, I should stop bitching.. Check out next weeks update or something. (If you are offended about any of the comments posted, it's just too damn bad ain't it?)

..::Kray::..  email this burner at  murdah_gria@hotmail.com

__________As the chat screen rolls... so does the text of our lives______

...:::Names Have been changed to SOMEWHAT protect their privacy:::..

This week on "Showmeyourpicbabyville", the young and dumb girl named Tierra, grows to love an iowegian hick named Bared. They spend their time together playing Pahoo!Games and being afraid to talk to each other on the phone. Tierra loves the young handsome Bared, and Bared loves the sweet and beautiful Tierra. Its so wonderful, they almost think its too good to be true... < psst this is foreshadowing for all those who flunked english >One day a big bad rapper, named T-rad, from L.A. moves into showmeyourpicbabyville.Tierra felt that it was love at first site. She loved his bling blingin ways .And how he had all the chicks all up on his jock. Best of all, she loved the way she could use his teeth for mirrors. Bared just couldn't compete. So one day outta tha blue, Tierra, said y0 my niglet barad, i jus cant get down with your set trippin ass anymore, and t-rad has got more skilltlez then ur u would be having anyday. That is when T-rad and Tierra talked for about a month straight full of witty "lets fuck" and "my ass hurts rub it" convos. Then Tierra outta the blue, decided to go fuck lil jimmy suckme down the street. Well about a month passed and t-rad was off mackin to da hos(like he always be doin) when Tierra Decided to comeback to mr.bling blingin T-rad. T-rad put on the role of Sir Smack a HO and checkmated that bitch back in line. They argued over the next month or so about why Tierra was so afraid to call T-rad on da moBILE phone. T-rad got all uptight and suspicious, cuz he figured another ho was fuckin him over yO. So T-rad decided to crack the bitches yahoo name and start figurein shit out. Well T-Rad did a pretty good job of find out that the Tierra Bitch he's been doggiestylin is fake.So he confronted the bitch, and took out his Womanizer Stick and beat the bitch till she decided notto ever show her face in showmeyourpicsville again. Bout the time T-Rad Dumped the slut, a HUGE big crackheaded monster named Bigenfer decided to come into the showmeyourpicsville and stick up for the ugly fat bitches of the world, once again, T-rad played sir smack a fat bitch, and knocked the bitch into a big pile of chocolate. Bigenfer has yet to be found, we do believe however that the bitch is trying to eat her way out. So T-rad meanwhile has been gettin his shit straight, and not takin no shit from these fake hos in showmeyourpicville.

if u havnt figured it out...Tierra = Sierra, Bared = Jared, T-rad = Brad, and Bigenifer = Jenn

..::Story brought to u by: f0rni-Cate, El-Bradinator, and Lexitive::..

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