Why did The Baker work so hard?

Because he kneaded dough

CLIENT: Right heres the deal, I give you £1000 and you do all the worrying for me

LAWYER: OK, where's the £1000

CLIENT: That’s your first worry

NAVAL OFFICER: Can u swim

NEW RECRUIT: Why can't you afford ships?

Why did the baker stop making donuts?

He got sick of the hole business

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck