Welcome fellow Toastkateer! You have stumbled upon one of life's rare opportunities to experience the exhilerating exercise of fluctuating your diaphram in an uncontrolable manner. I'm not talking about belching...not barfing either. I mean the pleasure of laughing one's head off to the point where the tear ducts swell and the bladder begins to slip. As a word of caution to anyone visiting this site, we are not responsible for any harm that the hilariousness may cause. Please make sure your knee is padded for slapping, your side is set for splitting, and the floor is open for rolling. Thank you and enjoy!

That wonderfully strange little place in the back of everyone's mind that everyone ignores until it pops out one day in broad daylight and gets slapped around only to be laughed at and ridiculed to the point when nothing matters anymore except Furbies and Candy Land. In the more literal sense, it is a website designed to exploit everyones innermost desire to laugh one's head off. It was made for everyone's and anyone's viewing (and laughing) pleasure. It is our desire (and hope) to find something everyone can laugh at in every aspect in the average life. Now it's just getting annoyingly long. In short, Toastkateer.com is pure ENJOYMENT!

One who is highly knowledgable in the art of laughter and funniness. No amount of schooling is required to become a toastkateer. One must simply have the uncontrolable desire to laugh and make other people laugh. The only requirement is that you know how to laugh.

To join in the hilariousness that comprises this site, one must submit something that is worth displaying on this website. Once it is recieved by a manager, it will be reviewed and disputed over until becomes accessible to every visitor to Toastkateer.com.

Now I'm working on the rest of the site. I think I have done all I can on this first page so far. So I will just have to come back to it later after I've completed some more of the site and I've come up with more ideas!

The front page has been completed to the point where I can type something on it and be satisfied with how it looks. So I decided to make the first entry. If you don't like it, well, tough. I'm still a long way from being finished so just be patient! In the meatime checkout some of our supporters!