RCWA: Last Call
Tuesday, June 16th
Air Canada Centre, Toronto, Ontario.

Dark Match: Paolo Gomes beats Rubicante and Tristin in a triple threat match.

The Man Who Sold The World by David Bowie plays, and Russ Bentley walks out to the ring to a mixed reaction.

Vic: Let’s get the show on the road!! And there’s no more fitting way to start it off, then with the genius behind it all, Russ Bentley!!

Ninross: Genius? The genius of the staff and wrestlers built this plays. Russ just funds it for a bigger return.

Vic: Oh, so since this is the last show you think you can say whatever you want without getting fired?!?!

Ninross: Yes.

Russ Takes a microphone and stands center ring. His music cuts out as he beings to speak.

Bentley: Hello, my fans. Well, we all know how this happened. Reunion shows starting churning in the money, so that’s the reason, the only reason, that RCWA is back for one last shot at it!

The crowd boos.

Bentley: Jeering my ignorance fueled by greed I see. Don’t act like you don’t love me. What are these idiots still doing here anyway, get them to the back!

Russ points and shouts at Paolo, Rubicante and Tristin, who havn’t made there way to the back yet after their dark match. At Bentley’s orders the security escorts them to the back immediately.

Bentley: Don’t just stand around there like three idiots while I’m clearly meant to be out here alone! RETARDS!

The crowd can’t help but laugh at Bentley’s eccentric nature.

Bentley: Anyway, as I was saying, RCWA is all about the money, blah blah blah, covered by a veil of fake sincerity and heart by the wrestlers, blah blah blah, let’s all go out and fake it for one more show! Yeah!

Just then, Fucking in the Bushes by Oasis begins to blare in the arena to Bentley’s confusion. The crowd gives an insanely loud ovation and they all raise to their feet as every single RCWA wrestler on the card makes their way out from the back. Enemies and friends all stand side by side and they make their way down to the ring.

Ninross: This ovation is incredible!

Vic: What are they doing down here?!?! They can’t interrupt the boss like this!!

Bentley: Guys! Wait! That stuff I said about fake sincerity, and this being all about money, I was kidding!

From all sides on the ring, the roster climbs up onto the apron and into the ring, surrounding the nervous Russ Bentley. Petrefax is the first to step forward and he grabs Russ by his collar and lifts him into the air, feet dangling and all. While Pfax laughs as he torments Russ, Draven steps forward with a microphone and Pfax holds him in the air.

Draven: All about the money? Fake heart? Fake sincerity? You must be talking about Caius and Jagged, because everybody standing in this ring right now is here with full heart and soul. Whether it’s to give the RCWA a blow out bash, or to settle an old fued, or to retrieve that old feeling that none of us ever got again after this place shut it’s doors, we’re all here for the right reasons!

Jay Van Dam grabs the microphone off of Draven.

JVD: Like drinking an assload of pepsi!

Ryan grabs the microphone off of Jay.

Thriller: COKE!

Jay grabs the microphone back.

JVD: PEPSI!

Thriller: COKE!

JVD: PEPSI!

Thriller: COKE!

JVD: PEPSI!!!

Thriller: COKE!!!

Entire Roster: GUYS!!!

Ryan and Jay stop messing around as it seems the rest of the guys are getting tired of it, but then Axel Chainz and Angel make their way to the front of the crowd.

Axel and Angel: Dr. Pepper!!

Everybody turns and silently stares at Axel and Angel.

Axel and Angel: What?

Pfax: Alright, I’ve held this guy up in the air long enough!

Pfax tosses Russ Bentley to the rest of the roster and they lift him above their shoulders and start hauling him to the back. The crowd cheers as they all disappear behind the curtain.

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Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode begins to play in the darkened arena. After a few moments a single spotlight hits one corner of the ring where a wooden crucifix now stands. It has a pair of handcuffs built into either side of it and it's strung up just high enough so a human body hanging from it wouldn't be able to touch the ring with their feet.

Ninross: Spectacular sight. We are in for a one of a kind match right about now.

Vic: That's not the half of it!! What we're about to see here will be the most brutal and sinful event to have ever taken place legally!! We are about to watch two men recieve what's coming to them after dishing it out for so long!!

Brutal Planet by Alice Cooper suddenly booms in the arena and the lights go back to normal. The crowd boos loudly as Stryfe walks out from behind the curtain. Stryfe stands at the top of the ramp for a while, sneering at the crowd, and then makes his way to the ring.

Ninross: The jeers you hear from the crowd are no doubt deserved. Stryfe ended the career of one of the brightest young RCWA superstars and robbed the fans of ever watching another James Lightning match.

Vic: That's right!! Stryfe DESTROYED his brother James in the Bury Your Brother match that took place at RCWA's aptly named Dead & Buried.

Stryfe rolls into the ring and leans against the corner opposite from the crucifix and stares at it. Choke Me by The Used blares in the arena and he fans attention is turned to the ramp where Slazh makes his entrance, flanked by Rubicante and Jinx.

Vic: CRAZY!!!! That is truly the only way to describe this bunch!!

Ninross: I'd say you're about right.

Vic: WRONG!!!! You could also describe them as incredibly violent!! Criminally insane!! Cretins of

Ninross: Alright, we get it.

The trio make their way down to the ring and stand in front of it, all looking up at Stryfe. Stryfe takes a ready position in the center of the ring, ready for a three on one attack. Slazh whispers something into Rubicate's ear and Rubicante immediately grabs a microphone from a tech near the announce table and hands it to Slazh.

Slazh: Alright, Stryfe. You asked for this match, and you got it! Stryfe, I'm ready to party with your peroxided ass! But you know, nobody is looking forward to this match as much as I am, so I want to see how this one turns out between me and you. For that reason, and that reason alone, I'm sending the gang backstage! We're gonna do this one on one!

Jinx suddenly grabs on tight to Slazh's leg as Slazh tries to pry her off. Rubicate comes along and snatches her right off of Slazh and carries her over his shoulder to the backstage as she reaches out to Slazh. Slazh turns and watches them leave.

Slazh: Don't worry, Jinxy! Slazhybear's gonna bring this one home just for you!

From behind Slazh Stryfe comes up from behind and levels him with a clothesline to the back on the neck. The staff take notice and they ring the bell immediately. Stryfe, however, grabs the microphone from the fallen Slazh.

Stryfe: They say sins are stains that can never be cleaned, but

Stryfe is cut off when Slazh hits him in the balls with a swift kick. Stryfe drops the microphone and falls to his knees.

Vic: Nice and legal in this type of match!!

Ninross: There are no rules here, and the only way to win is to hang your opponent from that cross.

Slazh gets up and bashes Stryfe in the skull with a knee lift, knocking him onto his back. He straddles him and begins to bash Stryfe's skull against the concrete floor. Slazh stands up and lifts up the apron around the ring and looks beneath for a nice weapon. Without finding one in time, Stryfe gets up and pulls Slazh from behind and executes a reverse ddt. Stryfe climbs onto the apron and then does an elbow drop onto Slazh's body. Stryfe stands and brings Slazh to his feet as well. Stryfe rolls Slazh into the ring and then slides in afterwards. Slazh stands quickly and greets Stryfe with a whip into the ropes and then hits a quick ddt.

Ninross: Lots of back and forth in this match.

Vic: These are two vicious, basic but deadly styles in the ring right now!!

Ninross: Both of these men happen to be the exact same height and weight.

Vic: Almost interesting, Ninross!!

Slazh picks Stryfe up onto his feet and then runs Stryfe's body into the wooden crucifix in the corner. Stryfe collapses as Slazh's feet. Slazh begins to play to the crowd, and Stryfe rolls out of the ring to get a breather. Once Slazh notices this he vaults his body over the top rope to land on Stryfe, but Stryfe moves out of the way and pushes his body into the steel guardrail. Stryfe looks under the ring for a weapon and pulls out a Singapore cane. Slazh has just managed to stand as Stryfe turns and cracks him over the head with the cane. Slazh falls to the ground and rolls in agony, clutching his now bleeding skull.

Vic: We've got blood!!

Stryfe raises the cane in triumph, as Slazh stumbles to his feet once again. Stryfe goes running towards him, but Slazh ducks and flips him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Slazh lifts himself over the guardrail and lands a legdrop on Stryfe's downed body. Slazh stands up and grabs a steel chair from the crowd and bashes it on Stryfe's head, crushing it between the chair and the concrete. In a haze Stryfe struggles to crawl away. Slazh drops the steel chair and grabs one of Stryfe's legs but Stryfe rolls over the kicks Stryfe in the stomach with the free leg. Slazh stumbles backwards into some fans and Stryfe climbs to his feet. We see clearly now that Stryfe has been busted open.

Ninross: Both of these men now wear the crimson mask.

Stryfe sneers as the blood pours down his face and he rushes Slazh, grabbing him in a headlock and runs back towards the guardrail. Stryfe leaps over the rail and bulldog's Slazh right onto the guardrail, hitting his neck right on the rail. Slazh falls onto his back in the crowd and clutches his neck as he rolls around in agony.

Vic: Amazing move!! Stryfe completely cleared the guardrail and executed a move that I have never seen before!!

Ninross: Stunning. It could be the turning point of the match.

Stryfe reaches over the guardrail and literally drags Slazh over it. Stryfe rolls him into the ring and climbs in after him. Stryfe grabs Slazh and hits the Searing Scars.

Vic: That's it!! That's it!! This move is going to be over any minute!!

Ninross: All Stryfe has to do now is handcuff him to the cross.

Stryfe drags Slazh over to the corner with the crucifix and props him up against it, about to handcuff him to it. Suddenly the lights go out and the arena is left in total darkness.

Vic: What's going on?!?! Who did that?!?!

Ninross: I don't know what this could mean.. Unless..

The lights turn back on and standing in the middle of the ring is James Lightning. The crowd goes crazy.

Ninross: Yes! Yes! It's James Lightning!

Vic: Amazing!!

Stryfe's jaw drops and stares at James with disbelief. Stryfe's screams can be heard without the aid of a microphone.

Stryfe: NO!! NO!!!! I ENDED YOU!!!!

James Lightning rushes Stryfe and hits him with the Seeing Stars to a huge ovation. James slaps Slazh in the face to wake him up, who's been resting against the crucifix trying to regain composure, and then James slides out of the ring and exits through the crowd. Slazh grabs Stryfe's body and lifts him into the Lunatic High and the crowd cheers again. Slazh props Stryfe's body against the crucifix, blood now smeared all over the ring, and lifts one of his arms and handcuffs it. He then grabs his other arm and lifts his entire body weight with it snaps his wrist into the cuff. Slazh then falls limp, completely out of strength.

Vic: Look at all the blood!!

Lillian: And the winner of this match, SLAZH!

Choke Me begins to play in the arena and Rubicante and Jinx come back out and help Slazh back up to his feet. The crucifix with Stryfe hanging from it, begins lifting into the air as the crowd cheers. Slazh's trio along with everybody else in the arena watches as it stops halfway up to the ceiling. Stryfe finally starts to come to, shaking his head and sneering. The scene fades to black.

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A video montage plays various memories of RCWA history. We see the evolution of Draven, Thriller and JVD’s travels from light to dark and back again, and great moments like the formation of The Strays and Petrefax’s brick covered in a comic book.

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Night Prowler by ACDC blares on the speakers suddenly. Out from behind the curtain comes Night Prowler, he goes straight for the ring with microphone in hand, not paying any mind to the cheers and jeers from the crowd.

Ninross: Night Prowler wasn’t scheduled to appear here tonight, though he was contacted about it we never received much word back from him.

Vic: Yes, but it’s a swerve, Ninross!!

Ninross: Well he could’ve at least let us know what was happening, even if he didn’t want to be announced.

Vic: Yes, but it’s a swerve, Ninross!!

Ninross: Would you quit saying that?

Night Prowler stands in the middle of the ring and his music cuts out. He raises the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak.

Prowler: I wasn’t suppose to be here tonight. That’s what all of you are saying right now. Well you’re wrong. I was meaning to be here the entire time. I’m just not a man for the hype, I’m a man for the fight, so I saw no need to show up before now. With that clear, let’s get someone out here from the backstage willing to fight.

Ninross: It’s a swerve, Vic!

Vic: Yes, yes it is!!

A moment passes without anything happening, until Third Season by AFI blares in the arena and the crowd cheers. Axel Chainz makes his way out from behind the curtain dressed in street clothes and holding a microphone with a smile on his face.

Ninross: Axel’s willing to fight Prowler? But he’s involved in that big three way TKO tag match later on.

Axel: I know I’ve got that TKO match later on, but like I said, I play second fiddle to nobody! Tag matches are alright and all, but I want my chance to shine on my own. I’m not even dressed in my ring attire for my match later on, but I’ll take you out right now, Prowler, not a problem. But I’m going to get this match over with quickly so I can get back to getting ready for my REAL match.

Axel starts sauntering down to the ring calmly as Prowler replies.

Prowler: You know, I couldn’t have hoped for a better opponent. When the RCW first opened it’s doors, you were the first man I had a problem with, so it’s only fitting that

Axel: Shut up already!!

Axel chucks his microphone into the ring and nails Prowler right in the forehead. Prowler throws down his microphone in anger and the bell sounds to signify the official starting of the match.

Vic: Let’s see some action!!

Ninross: I don’t think these two will let you down, Vic.

Axel slides into the ring and is met with stomps from Prowler. Axel takes a few blows but then grabs one of Prowler’s legs and stands up. Axel does a dragon screw, followed by another dragon screw, followed by yet another dragon screw.

Vic: That’s a triple dragon screw!!

Ninross: Thanks, Vic.

Axel goes for an elbow drop, but Prowler rolls out of the way. Prowler gets up and bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop of his own. Prowler then goes to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits a leg drop. Prowler picks Axel up to his feet and does an irish whip, but Axel counters and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

Vic: Big move!!

Axel then climbs to the top rope and hits a bigger and better elbow drop than the one he was looking for earlier. Axel lifts Prowler up to his feet and goes for a suplex, but he’s countered by Prowler with a suplex of his own. Axel seems barely affected and gets to his feet just as quickly as Night Prowler. Axel grabs Prowler and sets up for what looks to be a double underhook backbreaker. He goes for the lift, but Prowler gives him a fight. Just when it looks like Prowler might hit yet another counter by flipping Axel over his shoulders, Axel uses all his strength and connections with the underhook backbreaker. Axel stands above Prowler’s prone body and wiggles his finger at him, scorning him for trying another counter. Axel then slowly looks over to the corner turnbuckle.

Ninross: Axel look like he might be going in for the kill now.

Axel hops up to the tope rope and his the Casket Drop. He stays on Prowler’s body for the pin and the ref counts to three. Third Season plays in the arena again as Axel celebrates his victory. The scene cuts to a commercial.

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Ninross: Well folks it’s already about time for one of the biggest matches of the night as the TKO Tag Team Turmoil match is about to get underway. Axel might as well have just stayed in the ring during our commercial break.

“Third Season” by AFI hits and the lights in the arena dim before a strobe of multicolored rays fills the arena. Axel Chainz steps onto the stage still pulling on an elbow pad having just changed into his ring gear. He crosses his arms in an X before heading to the ring followed by Angel. Axel hops onto the top rope and poses for a few hot girls in the front row as Angel pumps himself up.

Ninross: Axel and Angel seem to be a bit preoccupied this evening but they have the experience edge over the next team!!

“Stupid Girl” by Garbage blares over the speakers as the fans erupts awaiting the emergence of Rogue and her partner. Rogue steps onto the stage and dances to the music as the fans cheer her every move. She makes her way to the ring and stand awaiting the arrival of her partner.

“What I Always Wanted” by Kittie hits and the lights in the RCWA arena go out. Rogue looks up to the stage expecting Jinx to come out and join her yet not a soul appears on stage, Axel and Angel exchange confused looks and Vic for once is at a complete loss for words as Jinx is nowhere to be seen.

Ninross: Well it seems that Rogue once again is left all alone. Jinx seems to have decided she wanted nothing to do with this match. What is Rogue going to do? This is a three way tag team match!!!

Rogue looks at Lillian who just shrugs at her and heads over to talk to the referee. She comes back and takes a mic from Ninross.

Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen I’ve just been informed that Rogue is on her own in this match. She will not be allowed a partner!!

Axel and Angel grin as “The Kids Aren’t Alright” by the Offspring hits and the multiple tag champs the Turkz make their way onto the ramp. They make their way over to Rogue and make a few rude advances at her before laughing and sliding into the ring. Bass flips off a few fans and Treble gets right up in Axel’s face as the bell rings. Treble starts the match off against Axel and the two men stare one another down before Treble slaps Axel dead across the face.

Vic: Well that is a good way to get things going!! Man Axel looks really pissed eh Ninross?!?!

Axel pushes Treble and then spits in his face! Bass try’s to get into the ring but the ref holds him back as Axel delivers a few stiff right hands to treble’s temple. Treble try’s for a right of his own but Axel ducks and whips Treble off of the ropes. Treble bounces back fast and ducks a clothesline before hitting a neck breaker of his own on Axel.

Ninross: OOO! What a counter by Treble. The young man seems to have come with is a game tonight!!

Treble quickly tags Bass and the two men begin a double team on Axel in their corner. Treble chokes Axel against the turnbuckle as Bass buries his shoulder into Axle’s ribs. Treble then returns to his corner and taunts Rogue. Axel stumbles out of the corner only to walk right into a spinning elbow from Bass. He spits out a bit of blood and falls face first onto the mat. Bass tags back in Treble but Axel kicks Treble downstairs and then hits a desperation ddt.

Rogue: That shit would’ve hurt more if he actually had a Johnson Axel!!

Axel crawls to his corner and makes the tag to Angel who grabs Treble and delivers a sidewalk slam and then a stiff kick to the head. Treble doesn’t move and Angel poses but Rogue nails him a bulldog before he even notices she is now the legal man. Rogue follows up quickly with a clothesline and then an arm bar on Angel.

Vic: I so missed seeing Rogue get physical!!

Ninross: Yes I missed seeing her perform as well

Vic: Well I’m sure she’ll perform for you for the right price, Ninross!!

Angel suplexes Rogue and quickly tags in Bass who stares him down and then dropkicks Rogue hard. She falls out of the ring and Treble quickly goes to work on her. He grabs Rogue and slams her hard off of the ring steps and then rips off her shirt.

Ninross: Hey that’s uncalled for!

Treble tosses an injured Rogue into his partner and then tags himself in. Bass lifts Rogue onto his shoulders as Bass climbs the turnbuckles. HE leaps off and and slams Rogue’s face off the mat brutally. Bass kicks her in the ribs and then goes to his corner as Treble makes the cover. 1……2……2 1/2 Rogue kicks out and Axel spears the hell out of Treble. He then tags in Angel who singles for the Bloody Cross. He hits his finisher and makes the cover. 1……2 Bass pulls Treble out of the ring and Axel dives onto them both with a plancha. Rogue limps back into the ring and rolls Angel up with a schoolboy from behind. 1………2……..2 ¾ Angel kicks out and Rogue whips him off the ropes and delivers a gorgeous hurricanrana. She then heads up top to hit the Meltdown. She leaps off the top and nails her finisher but Paolo out of nowhere nails a powerbomb on her. He then rips off her pants to a tremendous pop!!! Paolo leaves Rogue nearly naked and unconscious in the ring as Bass and Treble pick her lifeless body up and hit the Gemini Crush!

Ninross: My GOD!!! Rogue isn’t moving!! This is the most heinous thing I’ve witness in ages!

Bass covers Rogue and right before the count of three Angel cracks him over the skull with his bass! Treble and Paolo pour into the ring and all four men brawl. Axel clotheslines Bass out of the ring and heads up top for the Casket Drop. He flies off the top rope and lands on the bloody Bass and the ref slaps the mat 1…….2……3

Ninross: That’s it! It’s over! Axel and Angel have pulled out a damn fine win! Now someone get the doctors out her and get Rogue help!!

We cut to commercial as Rogue is face down in the ring with Lillian trying to cover up her nearly nude body.

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Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for one of the greatest grudges in the history of the RCWA to come to a close. On his way to the ring is a man with a twisted past and as sick of a mind as any who’ve ever set foot in the rcwa ring. Weighing in at 230 lbs is Dead Cat!!!!

“Pet” by A Perfect Circle hits as DC makes his way out onto the stage to a mix of boos and cheers. Sasha sulks out to the ring with him and he blatantly ignores the fans much to their ammusal.

Ninross: It’s been a fair while since DC has set foot in the ring. Plus he only has one minion with him tonight and Petrefax is not a man to be taken lightly.

DC heads over to the corner of the ring and sits down as Sasha does her best to prepare him for the war he’s about to enter.

Lillian: Now on his way to the ring is one of the founders of the RCWA. He has faces everyone this federation has had to offer and has been RCWA Champion. A man who has the most power of anyone here tonight PETREFAX!!! “Archetype” by Fear Factory hits and the lights dim. Petrefax steps onto the stage with his arms out wide. He takes in the moment and revels in the boos as he makes his way to the ring where Sasha has just bailed out of. Petrefax steps between the ropes He delivers a kick to Dc’s face before DC even has the chance to stand.

Vic: I love it Nin!! Pfax won’t even let that whiny pansy stand!!

Petrefax grabs DC and lifts him high over his head before dropping him hard to the mat. He then quickly follows up with a Boston crab like move. DC screams in pain as the massive arms of PFAX pull his les and back into an angle that the body isn’t meant to be in. The ref begins his count but Petrefax quickly breaks the hold only to be hit by a low blow from DC. DC grabs the ropes and uses them to pull himself to his feet and then nails Petrefax with a running leg whip. DC then delivers a very solid backbreaker to Pfax.

Ninross: It’s quite an even match so far and both men seem to be going for power moves to try and gain the advantage.

DC whips Fax off the ropes and delivers a high knee which drops Pfax once again to the mat. Sasha jumps up onto the ring apron and grabs the ref as DC begins to blatantly choke the hell out of Pfax. After about ten seconds the ref turns around and DC breaks the choke and flips over Pfax delivering a snap neck breaker. Fax slowly struggles to his feet and counters a try at a German suplex and steps behind Dead Cat to hit a modified version of the edgeomatic. Pfax covers DC and the ref pounds 1……2….DC kicks out easily and Fax drops him with a hard scoop slam. He then drops a few elbows across Dc’s neck.

Ninross: Business sure has picked up folks as Petrefax softens up Dead Cat with some brutal moves.

Vic: Huh?!?! What did you say, Ninross?!?! I was a bit distracted by Sasha’s endowments if you catch my drift!!

Nin shakes his head as Pfax goes for a clothesline which DC ducks. DC spins and kicks Fax in the back of the head as Sasha takes something out from between her breasts. She tosses the object in to DC and then tries to get the ref’s attention one more time. The ref however doesn’t notice her so she grabs him and slaps him hard across the face. As the ref turns to yell at Sasha DC wraps what looks like a chain around his fist and blasts Petrefax violently in the head with it. Petrefax goes down hard and DC quickly makes the cover as Sasha spins the ref around. !.......2…….2 ¾ Pfax gets a foot on the ropes. DC screams in rage and lifts Fax up for the Thirteenth Step. Pfax however shoves DC off and nearly snaps him in half with The Violent Reaction.

Ninross: My GAWD!!! Pfax nearly broke DC in two!!!

Petrefax makes the cover and the three count is academic. Sasha screams in rage and hops onto Pfax’s back biting and choking him. Pfax grabs her by the only things he can reach which just happens to be the collar of her shirt and flips her over. Sasha’s shirt pulls up and her breasts pop out to the second loudest cheers of the night. Pfax smiles at Sasha lying there with her shirt over her head and her breasts out and Dead Cat being tended to by the med staff.

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Ninross: And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the match you've all been waiting for....our main event.

Vic: You said it Ninross!! This is gonna be wild!! You've got JVD and Thriller who are wild enough on their own, but then you put in Draven and Michael Kerrigan!! Who knows where this will end up?!?!

Before they can continue, Nin and Vic are interupted by Lillian.

Lillian: And now, it's time for our main event.

The sound of a floor tile smashing sounds over the arena sound system, and "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" by Nickelback begins to play.

Lillian: Coming to the ring first, the first half of one of the most bizzare tag teams in the RCWA...JAY VAN DAM!

JVD comes through the curtain to a large ovation, carrying a backpack over his shoulder, probably filled with floor tiles. He gets to the end of the stage, stops and turns towards the curtain. JVD's theme stops, and the sound of a floor tile smashing sounds over the speakers again. This time "Evil Eye" by Billy Idol starts.

Lillian: And his partner, the self proclaimed Ayatolla of Coca Cola, RYAN THRILLER!!

Thriller comes through the curtain to the same ovation recieved by JVD. He's also carrying a backpack filled with floor tiles. JVD points at Thriller backpack and you can see him yell "FLOOR TILES RULE". Thriller responds with "YEAH THEY DO!" and the duo high five and continue down to the ring. They spend a few moments in the ring taking in the fans reaction before the music cuts out.

Ninross: Would you listen to this ovation Vic? As loud as this is, it's about to get louder.

Lillian: And their opponents...

"Set It Off" by P.O.D. begins to play, and the arena goes absolutely wild. The cheers of the fans completely drown out the sound of the music.

Lillian: They are both former RCWA World Champions, "THE LAST WAVE" MICHAEL KERRIGAN AND DRAVEN!!!

Draven and Michael Kerrigan both walk through the curtain at the same time to the huge ovation. Ninross: I still can't believe Draven got Michael Kerrigan, of all people, to be his partner in this match. There's some long history between these two, and none of it was very pretty.

The camera focuses on JVD and Thriller in the ring, who's laughing and pointing at Last Wave. Jay waves at Wave, and then climbs the ropes and is tossed a Pepsi from ringside. Ryan shouts at Wave as he leans on the ropes beside Jay.

Thriller: Consider this your.. last wave!

Ryan joins in with Jay now waving at Wave, then they snicker and high five. Jay then cracks open his can of pepsi and drinks it as he smiles smugly at Kerrigan.

Ninross: There's JVD, obviously making reference to his Pepsi On A Pole match with Last Wave.

Vic: Ha!! That was great!! This is the reason I've missed RCWA!!

JVD and Thriller back off to their side of the ring, as Draven and Last Wave enter the other side. The music finally cuts out, allowing the match to begin. JVD and Thriller stand in their corner, playing rock/paper/scissors.

Vic: Are they doing what I think they're doing?!?!

Thriller wins with rock over scissors, and Jay puts up 2 fingers signaling for a best 2 out of 3. Draven and Last Wave stare from across the ring and shake their heads. Jay wins the next game with paper over rock, and then Jay wins the last game with paper over rock again. Thriller looks slightly disappointed and goes out onto the apron. Draven goes to start, but Wave shakes his head and points to himself.

Ninross: Looks like Last Wave wants to start this again JVD, no doubt since that little mockery a few moments ago.

Jay decides to show off for the crowd a bit more, but Wave decides to have none of it and pushes him into the corner. Jay turns around and looks at Wave with a "Oh no you just didn't.." look on his face and pushes Wave back. Wave smirks and returns with another shove. Jay comes back with a right hand, and Wave does the same. They go back and forth a few times before Wave ducks a punch, turns and knocks JVD down with a clothesline.

Ninross: It didn't take too long for this to start getting serious.

Wave stomps JVD a few times before Jay panics and rolls out of the ring to catch his composure. Wave backs off and Jay gets back into the ring. They lock up, and Wave forces Jay back into a corner. JVD takes a few knees to the midsection, before Wave whips him hard to the other side of the ring. He hits the corner hard and drops down into the corner.

Vic: Looks like Jay should of warmed up a little more instead of playing all those video games!!

Wave walks over and pulls Jay up to his feet, lifts him into the air and drops him hard with a suplex. Wave gives Jay a few slaps to the face, before putting him into a Boston Crab.

Ninross: I think Wave is trying to finish this pretty quickly.

Before the ref can ask Jay if he wants to give up, Jay makes it to the ropes and Wave breaks the hold. Jay gets pulled to his feet and thrown into the ropes. Before Wave can react, Jay dives down through Wave's legs, who was ready for a back body drop. Jay kicks back both legs, hitting Wave from behind and sending him tumbling through the ropes and to the floor. The crowd cheers the move, trying to get some life back into Jay.

Ninross: Nice move by JVD to try and get back into this match.

Wave stand up outside the ring with a look of shock, and anger on his face. He quickly gets back in the ring and goes for Jay, who with a small leap manages to make the tag to Thriller. The crowd erupts again. Wave rushes Thriller, but gets knocked down with a clothesline. Wave jumps back up but gets knocked down again, and again. Wave rolls out of the ring, and looks like he's about to explode. He grabs a chair out from under the ring, but Draven hops down and stops him. Finally Draven convinces Wave to drop the chair, and Wave gets back into the ring.

Ninross: Looks like Draven wants to keep this clean.

Wave and Thriller lock up, with Thriller coming out on top and throwing Wave into his and JVD's corner. JVD goes to hold Wave in the corner, but points at Draven who starts getting into the ring. The ref goes to deal with Draven, while JVD hops down the floor and pulls two floor tiles out of his bag. He hops back up, tosses one to Thriller and they smash them both over Wave's head. Jay and Thriller quickly clean up the mess before the ref turns back towards the action. Jay stands down on the floor, now drinking a can of Pepsi, and Thriller is pulling Wave out of the corner.

Vic: Well, it doesn't look like JVD and Thriller have any problems with taking the dirty route!!

Thriller pulls Wave all the way across the ring, and lays him back in his own corner. Draven gives Thriller a weird look.

Ninross: Is he letting Draven get the tag?

Thriller points at Draven, and the crowd erupts. He makes a "Come on in" motion to Draven who shrugs and slaps Wave's shoulder for the tag. Wave slowly starts coming to and exits the ring to the apron.

Vic: This just keeps getting stranger, and stranger all the time!!

Thriller extends his hand for Draven to shake, and just as Draven goes for it Thriller pulls his hand away, points at Draven and laughs. Draven reaches out and grabs Thriller by the arm and tosses him into the ropes. Thriller comes running back on the recieving end of a powerslam.

Ninross: Thriller just made the same mistake JVD did earlier.

Draven shakes his head and pulls Thriller to his feet, and then throws him into the corner. Draven charges in and hits Thriller with a clothesline. He then climbs up the ropes and throws some hard rights at Thriller, as the crowd counts along. He reaches 10, and then jumps down and pushes Thriller down to the mat. Draven looks over at JVD, who's pointing and looking angry. You can hear Jay yell "GIVE US A NEW NINTENDO!". Draven shrugs the demand off, and pulls Thriller back to his feet. He attempts to throw Thriller into the ropes again, but Thriller reverses. When Draven hits the ropes, Wave makes the tag on Draven and hops into the ring. Draven counters Thriller's reverse with a clothesline and then turns to Wave who's now the legal man. They have a few words, but it's not clear what they are.

Ninross: Looks like things might be breaking down between Draven and Last Wave here. Draven felt he had things handled and Wave gave himself the tag.

Draven finally leaves the ring, looking irritated, as Wave goes for Thriller who's finally getting to his feet. Thriller ducks a punch from Wave, but Wave counters with a back kick that send Thriller down hard and hanging on the ropes. Wave turns and mockingly points and laughs at Jay who starts to get in the ring. The ref goes to stop him, and Wave takes the opportunity to choke Thriller on the ropes. The ref is still occupied with Jay so Draven decides to stop Wave instead. They have a few more words again, until the ref focuses back on the match with Jay back under control...or so he thinks. As Wave continues to work on Thriller, as Jay jumps down to ringside, grabs a Pepsi and opens it up. He jumps back onto the apron and yells for Wave attention. He takes a big swig of the Pepsi, and spits it out at Wave who completely loses control. He leaves Thriller alone and then goes after Jay at ringside. Jay starts running around the ring, and Wave grabs a chair and goes in pursuit. Jay slides into the ring. and Wave slides in behind him still wielding the chair. Draven steps in the ring again to stop Wave from using the chair.

Ninross: I think it's safe to say that this match has completely gone out of control. Thriller and Jay have done a bit of cheating in this thing, but Draven still won't let Wave do the same.

Vic: Always thought Draven was kind of a wuss!!

The two keep arguing, as Thriller and JVD look on. Neither looks slightly surprised, and both seem to be enjoying it. Before long Draven and Wave are yelling at each other, until Wave throws a punch. Draven throws one back and they alternate before Draven ducks one, grabs Wave from behind and nails him with Sweet Redemption and the crowd goes nuts.

Ninross: OH MY GOD!! DRAVEN JUST GAVE THE SWEET REDEMPTION TO HIS OWN PARTNER!!

Thriller and JVD both look at Draven, and then at Wave, and then at each other, and then at Wave again. They both scramble over, put a foot on Wave's chest and flex their arms as the ref makes the count...1...2...3.

Lillian: THE WINNERS....RYAN THRILLER AND JAY VAN DAM!!!

Ninross: I should've known Draven and Last Wave couldn't work together.

Vic: Talk about ungrateful!! Wave comes to help him out, and look how he gets thanked for it!!

Before the ref can hold JVD and Thriller's hands up in victory, Draven does it himself.

Ninross: Would you look at that...probably the three most beloved stars in RCWA history standing victorious...in one way or another...in the middle of the ring.

Draven slaps JVD on the chest and points to the ropes, and then pulls Wave to his feet and hands him over to Thriller.

Ninross: Is this going to be what it looks like?

Draven gives the thumbs up, and Thriller hits Wave with The Tile Driver. Just as Thriller gets out of the way, JVD flies off the ropes and hits The Pepsi Plunge.

Ninross: IT IS!!

JVD and Thriller each raise their hands up, and cans of Coke and Pepsi start flying through the air. They each toss a can to Draven, and then get two more cans for themselves. They three of them crack the cans open and drink them down as the crowd just gets louder and louder.

Ninross: There you have it folks. This is something I'll never forget, and I hope you never do either. Thanks for joining us for one last night. This has been RCWA's Last Call.

Vic: Last Call!! Last Call!! LAST CALL!!!!

The scene fades as Draven, Thriller and JVD continue to celebrate.