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The Council of Elrond (Un-cut)


Picture of Gimli unloading a wad of spit on the council members
"I would be dead before I would see the ring in the hands of an elf!"
During this outburst, Gimli showers the council with spit.

The elves immediately become enranged:

Picture of a very angry elf
"For the love of Iluvatar! Did you just see that? This is exactly
why we never invite dwarves to our councils!"


Picture of another angry elf
"Ugh! I think some of it got in my hair!"

Picture of Figwit looking freaked out, as usual

Picture of Legolas looking majorly disgusted


Picture of Elrond in extreme disbelief
"Did I just see what I think I saw? He just spit on my porch!"


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