MOUNT OF DOOM
A hobbit song about the destruction of the One Ring and some other important events from that time.
Original Song: "Lake Of Fire" by Meat Puppets
Parody text and pictures by Caleby
Original lyrics can be found here
Original song can be found here
Nirvana "MTV unplugged" cover version can be found here
Where did Gollum go when he died?
He didn't go to Valinor where elves abide
He fell in the Mount of Doom and fried
With the One Ring his hand inside
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Now I knew a Hobbit who came from the Shire
Got stung by Shelob and taken up a spire
Thought he was gonna die just a little too soon
But got saved by Sam at a time most opportune
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Where did Gollum go when he died?
He didn't go to Valinor where elves abide
He fell in the Mount of Doom and fried
With the One Ring his hand inside
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Now Hobbits cry and hobbits moan
Saruman the White's taken over their home
Try to find some place to build their holes
While Merry and Pippin play the warrior roles
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Where did Gollum go when he died?
He didn't go to Valinor where elves abide
He fell in the Mount of Doom and fried
With the One Ring his hand inside