Gimli blinked. Sometimes it was hard to tell if Legolas
was joking or not. "Well, I haven't had the experience needed to answer that," he replied warily.
Legolas sighed.
Gimli's brow crinkled. "Now, elf," he said sternly. "I know how committed you are to improving communication between our two races, but I don't think you should attempt to conduct research on this question."
Legolas stretched, rather like a cat, and collapsed so contentedly against his lover that Gimli wouldn't have been surprised to hear him purring. "I guess I'll never know," he sighed, not sounding in the least bit disappointed.
