For all those Kucinich fans, I feel deeply NOT sorry for you, because Kucinich didn't have much of a chance anyway, even if he was chosen to be the (D) candidate. Kerry is the only hope for democrats; which is looking pretty good now because President Bush doesn't have much hope at all whatsoever at winning...at the rate he's goin'.

"What we need now is not just a regime change in Saddam Hussein and Iraq, but we need a regime change in the United States." -John Kerry (ya, from one old, rich guy, to another)

"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from 'The Munsters."' —Jay Leno

"John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican." —David Letterman

"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them." —Jay Leno

"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'" —Jay Leno

"In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune." —Jay Leno