Anti-Hobbits
We’re sad, pathetic and easily amused; the Anti-Hobbits. Too short to be Elves and too tall too be Hobbits. We’re Jerry(a 6 7 guy)-sized hobbits and Jack(a 4 6 boy)-sized Elves. Who says you can’t be two species? None-the-less we are simply Anti-Hobbits.
The Anti-Hobbits’ Ten Commandments
- Thou shall not be shorter than 4” 7in, nor shall thou be taller than 5” 9 in.
- Thou shall not eat more than 5 meals a day.
- Thou shan’t be a couch potato; thou shall be a computer-chair potato.
- Thou shall be able to go four hours without a meal.
- Thou shall have read Lord of the Ring or seen the movie.
- Thou shall be between the ages of 8-35.
- Thou shall have Elf or Hobbit for thy favorite race
- Thou shall have the favorite color of red or blue or purple.
- Thou shall wear at least one ring: toe, finger, and/or necklace.
- Thou shan’t swear too much (which doesn't say much).
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