"Yes, that's right. I'm on a mad dash for goldfish..." --Roper at Wal-mart
"Abu Dhabi... that's gotta be the best name ever..."
"Really? Pepsi? ... I like Pepsi."
"No... but that's a good question." --Roper on Chris asking if the movie we were watching had wolves.
Leslie: "I was talking to my mom last night and those people on the video were on the radio. Turns out, they had to gather ants to feed the chickens."
Roper: "That wasn't in there... I feel robbed..."
"People don't really change. They're still doing the same jacked up stuff today."
"I'll try to back that thing up." (overhead... but I was looking at my paper... so... I thought it was... different.)
Roper: "Why foes Earth never balance out?"
Talan: T... it... uh... Because God made it that way."
"Sadam has this thing about other people's land... He wants it."
"It's kind of like a schizophrenic goverment..."
Eric: You met some aliens?
Roper: You're a great listener, Eric." --Roper on commenting he doesn't really keep up with celebrities and that they're "alien" to him.
"And my second favorite to "Abu Dahbi" is "Djibouti"."
"Oh... pictures." --Roper nicely, but less than enthusiastically.