Brad Vs. Tim Raines Jr.

May 4th was student night at McCoy Stadium for the game between the Pawsox and the Ottowa Linx, DJ Q of "The Orignal Alt. Rock, 95.5 WBRU, was kind enough to take us along for the free BBQ and more. Unfortunately for us, Tim Raines Jr. was starting for Ottowa in Centerfield...The Same Tim Raines Jr. that was Brad's arch-enemy since 1995. Here's what Brad has to say.

Brad: "Tim Raines Jr. just thinks he can just ride his father's glory into the MLB, NOT ON MY WATCH! His nipple sucking, momma's boy nursing days are over, and now hes in the big leagues where his playing ability will show through his father's shadow, wait, he's not even in the big leagues! Scott Bakula from Major Leaue 3: back to the minors wouldnt even sign him. I've even been reduced to trying to pawn off his Upper Deck baseball cards off as his father so i can at least upgrade to a Franklin Stubbs or Candy Maldinatto, or even an Andy Van Slyke. If i were Mr. Timothy Raines Senior, a obvious future hall of famer, i wouldnt let my name be dragged through the mud by a result-of-a-drunken one-nighter with a prosititute in San Diego! Cut the strings Raines Sr., your legend will soar much higher as hard hitting slugger without a broken profalactic event holding you down. Keep it real!"