"...puttered about the Venetian and then Sicka Gabe and I split off to go to Madame Tussad's Wax Museum. Sicka and I fawned over Patrick Stewart and took gobs of pictures."


"Now, we all know about your illustrious
affairs with Avri and Sean... but what we
want to know is this: Is there, or
will there ever be, room for your pig-child
offspring with Sal in the future?"