
"STAR TREK! YAY!!! Everyone except Kinder, Kim, Gabe and Sean went to The Star Trek Experience. We spent an hour or so reading through the gigantic timeline and watching highlights on the various TV's. Daniel, Avri, Sal and I finished up early and started chatting with various characters that walked by. Sal was getting into an argument with a Ferengi about the value of latinum when I decided to lean over and start practicing the Oo-mox on him. (For you non-trekkians: "Ferengi sexual foreplay known as Oo-mox, involving a gentle massaging of the ears, considered one of their most erogenous zones.") I wanted to see if he could feel it. ():) He instantly began to lose focus on Sal and eventually fell into incoherent babblings and growls. I stopped and he got all mad at me. "Damned females!!!" And continued talking with Sal, glancing over at me warily every few seconds. It was great!
Okay, but seriously, it gets better. The chick Klingon kept walking by, and Daniel was like "Oh, yeah I want a piece of that!" and Avri was just drooling to death, so I told Daniel I'd give him a dollar if he hit on her. It took him some time to track her down, but the conversation went something like this:
Daniel: So, how does a sexy young thing like myself manage to win the heart of a beautiful woman such as you?
Female Klingon: Well, the ego is certainly big enough. How is your Klingon poetry?
D: Um... I don't know any?
FK: Well, maybe you should learn some. And in the meantime, learn to duck.
He could barely stand up when he told us 'cause he was laughing so hard. When everyone finished walking around the store, we all met up outside on this bench and chatted a bit. This enormous male Klingon walked by arguing with the Ferengi from earlier about weather honor or latinum was worth more. They stopped in the store and just kept talking. I was kneeling on the bench outside grinning happily about it when Kevin started with the tribbles. For those of you who don't know, the Star Trek Experience store sells tribbles for $10 a pop. They're these round plushy, furry balls about 8-12 inches in diameter. Well, Kevin was situated directly next to a box of them and he starts pulling them out one at a time and handing them to me. When I got to three tribbles, the Klingon and Ferengi took notice and changed the topic.
"Look at her... I bet she thinks they're cute."
"Look at that smile! She doesn't realize how evil they are!"
"You like those... things... do you? Well, did you see this one? How about this one?"

So, after we picked them all up, Sal tried to sell Lee to the Ferengi. He said we could pay him one bar of latinum to take her and he'd cut us 8%. But we didn't have her papers. SO I crept up behind Lee and started petting her and his eyes flickered back our way and he starts pondering aloud "...well they are worth more as a pair..." and offers us 12%. Then I started talking.
Ferengi: She's TALKING again!
Sal: I know, we can't get her to shut up.
So, Lee ended up being worth LESS if they threw me in the deal."