"Gabe and I checked into the Bellagio that night. Sean saw the room and instantly started launching himself onto the bed at high speeds. The minibar was so cool! It worked on a sensor system, so the second you PICKED SOMETHING UP, the sensor was activated and the item was charged to your room. I was so impressed. We need something like that here... except one earthquake would ruin us. Damn."
"Basically, we all wanted to be cool like Sean, so we all took turns running the 20 feet across the room and throwing ourselves at the bed. There were only minor injuries."