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The Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy
By: Chibi Duo (and a smidgen of help from Zach Rendar)
Quatre opened the door to see Duo hovering over his desk. He walked over and looked over Duo's shoulder
"What’s That?!!!" Quatre asked Duo.
"Duo hid his project from Quatre and started to say, "Get the other guys and meet me in your living room"
About 20 minutes later...
Duo was waiting for the others to come when he heard a loud screaming and yelling coming from outside. When he looked out the door, he broke out laughing, Trowa and Heero were dragging a bag that contained a very mad, kicking and screaming Wufei. Duo noticed that Heero and Trowa had a very satisfied look on their faces.
"He didn’t want to come!!!" Quatre yelled to Duo, while trying to hold a straight face as Wufei threatened to kick him.
"Come on in, I just got the latest thing on the Hopper Machine Thingy line!" Duo yelled to all of them, with an evil grin when they all got a very worried look on their faces. Duo could only wish he could see Wufei's look, but by the sudden silence, Wufei must've fainted.
"Hey" said Zach. (Aka The Semi-Evil Zach Rendar)
"What are you doing here?" They all asked.
"I told him to come. I need his help to work my new, Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy!!" Duo yelled in a strangely echoic voice.
"I may like this one," said the bag.
"Don't you say things for me you BAG!!" Wufei told the bag.
Duo then pressed the button and they warped into the game Zach had put in the N64.
Everyone looked around.
"What game is this?" asked Trowa. Duo looked at his Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy. "This game is..."
"YOSHI'S STORY" Zach interrupted with an evil laugh
All, "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gasp) OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Duo then looked at his Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy, "Okay, I'm Blue Yoshi, Heero is Black, Quatre is Yellow, Trowa is PINK, and Wufei is..." they all looked around and realized he wasn't there.
"We must find Wufei, remember, he'll be something stupid." Quatre told
them.
"Everything in this game is stupid" Heero complained looking at the "enemies", who where no more than weird little guys with veils over their heads and made funny noises.
Duo was about to make fun of Trowa being the pink Yoshi, when they all
heard a dog barking. They followed the noise and found a dog tied to a chain and a stump much to big for a dog that size.
"That's stupid" said Duo
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?!?"
"I thought that would be Wufei" Heero commented,
"I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!" Wufei yelled while still barking that stuuupid bark.
"Duo, press the button!" Trowa yelled. (If it's possible that Trowa could yell)
"Not yet" said Duo, "I kind of like the idea of Wufei being chained up to
a stump!"
Just then, Wufei lunged straight for Duo, only to be yanked back by the chain so hard it looked like his neck broke! He continued this for a while until Heero got pissed and pressed the button.
"Since you are so high strung, Heero," they heard Zach chuckle, "I'll put you in a game you may like!"
Everyone looked around.
They were on a runway in a very cold place. There was ice and snow everywhere, there was a plane down a ways, and scattered everywhere, were people who could only be guards.
Duo looked at his Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy. "We are in the game, GOLDENEYE..." Heero's eyes lit up," Um...Heero is 007, cool, I'm Boris (the computer guy, Trowa is Xenia, ha ha, your a lady again, Quatre is General Or,
Our, Orumov?" He looked at Quatre who was an old USSR General, "And Wufei is...hee hee hee... NATALYIA!!!!"
"Why do I always get the shitty parts!?" Wufei yelled,
"You said a potty word!!" They heard Zach yell
Heero reached into his back pocket, and to everyone's surprise, pulled out a pistol!! Heero's them got a smile so big that all the other Gundam pilots stepped back. Heero then started a killing spree, running from guard to guard shooting them.
"STOP!! We shouldn't be fighting at all!!" (Guess who that was)
Heero then pulled out 2 bazookas and started shooting the other pilots.
"Stop that, OW!"
Heero than turned around and started randomly shooting rockets at the rushing mob of soldiers.
"Duo, is there anything in this game that can help us stop him?" Squealed Quatre
Duo had his nose in the players guide, "There's a tank back in that corner next to the building!"
They all ran there to find the tank.
"I want to drive the tank!" Cried Wufei
"But I'm the one who found it!" Duo retorted
"But I got the stupid part again!!"
"So, you are stupid!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"We shouldn't be fighting at all!!"
"SHUT UP"
Wufei then started punching Quatre. Duo took the chance to steal the tank.
"Oh no you don't" Wufei yelled and then charged at Duo. They all fought for a few minutes, and then continued the race to get the tank, only to find out that Trowa had run away with it. They all got so mad, yes, even Quatre that they all pulled out their grenade launchers and shot constant rounds at the unsuspecting Trowa. (he he he he he)
Just then Duo got an idea, (shudder), "Shoot the plane and that will fail the mission!"
Wufei pulled out his bazooka and shot at the plane, only to miss by a mile." Don't say it Duo!'
"What? I expected that, you couldn't even hit Treizes!"
Quatre then saw that he could command the guards, "Destroy that plane!" he yelled.
"What are you doing ... oh"
They all saw that instead of chasing Heero, the guards were now shooting the plane, when the plane blew up they looked below them to see a message floating in midair that said: OBJECTIVE B FAILED.
Just then Heero started running towards them with his hunting knives out and Duo decided it was a good time to press the button.
Everybody looked around. (Actually, they looked back and forth because everything was in 2D)
"What's with this?" no one important said
"I don't know" Duo said, he looked down at his Video Game Hopper
Machine Thingy, "We're in a Super Nintendo Game, that explains the
flatness, it's called, GUNDAM WING ENDLESS DUEL?!?!?!?!?!"
"We should be fighting at all!"
"Duo," Heero said, "since you ruined the best moment of my life, I want
to challenge you to a duel, I'll take Wing Zero."
"Then I'll take Deathsythe Hell"
(Insert Big, Elaborated Battle Here)
Duo and Heero fell out of their Gundams, panting after the huge battle.
"Wait, we don't know what characters we are." Trowa said.
Duo looked at his Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy, "It says that your character depends on the Gundam you choose."
Wufei then made a dash for Altron
"That bum, he has to be himself, I guess that means he won't break his
record for stuuupid characters!" Duo said
All of a sudden, Quatre's eyes lit up as he ran toward Sandrock.
Everybody looked around. (??)
"I switched games on you!" Zach told them in an evil tone.
"You rotten ba..."
"POTTY WORD!!" Zach yelled, in his most obnoxious voice.
"I'll get you Zach!!" Wufei yelled
"1010101000111010100101 I can't here you 100001011010101010"Zach said.
"You said the forbidden word in binary!" Quatre told him.
"Oops"
"Wua ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Since no body cares, we are in… Rugrats?" Duo said confused
"YEA! I know this game!!" Quatre yelled.
"Uh huh, I'm Tommy, Quatre is Chucky, suits you, Trowa is hee hee Lil,
Heero is Phil, and Wufei is..."
"Since there are no more babies left I must be an adult!" Wufei said
satisfied.
"... Wufei is DIL!!" Duo finished
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Wufei yelled in that constipated yell he has.
"What is my mission?" Heero asked.
"To change that baby's diaper," Duo told Heero while pointing at
Wufei/Dil
"Mission uncertainly accepted" He said walking over to Wufei.
"What are you HOLY STINKY CRAP MUCUS STOP THAT HEERO!!!!!!" Wufei
yelled at Heero who was "trying" to change his "diaper" (shudder)
(Okay, so maybe that was a bit out of line, but hey, it was funny!)
Duo the decided it was time to push the button.
Everybody looked around.
"This looks familiar" Duo noticed
"No, not this again" Trowa whined.
"We're in Yoshi's Story again!!" Quatre yelled.
Duo looked down at his Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy. "Hey, we're
the same characters as before."
"Figures." Wufei said, keeping one eye on Heero.
"Yup, you are that stuuupid dog again!!" Duo happily told Wufei
"At least I'm not changed to a stump, or a horse, or a baby who Heero
finds necessary to change it's diaper" Wufei said, recapping half of the
funniest and stupidest characters he has been in any of these stories.
"Let's complete the game so we can finish it" Trowa added.
"Mission, accepted" Heero told them as he threw an egg that had been
following them all around. When it exploded, the whole world shook and
all the enemies on the screen were blown away, plus, all the bubbles
containing various weird fruits popped.
"What was the point of that?" Trowa asked. (He's stupid, so he asks a
lot of questions)
Quatre then stuck out his tongue, which flew a good 24.5 feet, grabbed
a fruit, and brought it back to Quatre, who ate in whole without
chewing. "Cool, I can eat at a distance" He told them in a very happy
look.
"Only you would care about that" Duo said "We have to eat lots of fruit
and then we defeat this dragon at the end who stole a tree from the
Yoshi's and they want it back."
"That is the purpose of this whole game!?" Wufei said, obviously
annoyed, "You mean we have to walk through 6 levels eating fruit and
being happy and being amongst hearts and happy sounds and be cute all
because some stupid dragon stole a tree from some lizards in some god
for saken part of the world?!?"
"Yup." Duo replied, obviously glad that Wufei hated everything about
this game.
Trowa was not listening, he was only thinking about the leather pad on
his back that they all had. (Being Trowa who is stuuuupid, he doesn't
think that it may be a saddle because he's so stuuuuupid!)
"Why don't we warp now since we've already been here." Heero told Duo.
Everybody looked around
"What kind of game is this!?!" Wufei yelled.
Duo looked down at his Video Game Hopper Machine Thingy. "This can't
be, WE'RE IN A RONIN WARRIORS GAME!!!!!!"
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