This guy is somewhat strange. He goes by the name of Dominic Kalu. I play the infamous Robert Brow a Road Kill restaurant owner in Virginia.Kalu gets slammed by Da ScamSlammer once and still comes back for more!!!“Kalu Needs a Clue”
Date: Sun, 3 Nov 2002 14:56:39 +0000 (GMT)
From: "dominic kalu"
Subject: reqiest for assistance
To: rbrow2002@yahoo.com
From: Dr. Hassan J. Dom
Zenith Bank of Nigeria
Lagos-Nigeria
Dear Sir,
RE: STRICTLY A PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
I am Dr Hassan J. Dom, the manager, bill and exchange at the foreign Remittance of the Zenith Bank of
Nigeria plc. I am writing this letter to ask for your assistance and cooperation to carry out this business in my department. We discovered an abandoned sum of $25 million Dollars only, in an account that belongs
to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family on November 1997 in a plane crash. Since we heard of his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and put claim for his
money as heir, because we cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the
next of kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.Unfortunately, neither their family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim the said fund. Upon this discovery, I and my other officials in my department have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account as the heir of the fund since no one came for it or discovered he maintain account with our bank, other wise the fund will be returned to the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. We have agreed that our ratio of shearing will be as stated thus; 20% for you as foreign partner, 75% for us the officials in my department and 5% for the settlement of all local and foreign expenses incurred by you and us during the course of
this business. Upon the successful completion of the transfer, I and one of my colleagues will come to your
country and mind our share. It is from this 75% that we intend to import agricultural machines into our
country as a way of recycling the fund. to commence this transaction, we require you to immediately
indicate your interest by a return fax and enclose your private contact telephone and fax number, your
designated bank coordinates to enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate department for necessary
approvals before the transfer the transfer can bemade. Note also, that this transaction must be kept strictly
confidential because of its nature. I look forward to receiving your prompt response.
Regards,
Dr Hassan J. Dom.
Zenith Bank of Nigeria
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Date: Sun, 3 Nov 2002 12:29:54 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: kadidom2001@yahoo.co.uk
Hi there
Nice to hear from you. I very interested in your proposal. Before I do this business I do have one request. May I have sex with your wife down there in Nigeria. If yes I will do business.
Robert Brow
(How blunt I am!)
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Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 09:20:13 +0000 (GMT)
From: "dominic kalu"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "Robert Brow"
DEAR ROBERT,
THIS IS NOT A CHILDS PLAY IF U WANT TO ASSIST US U SAID SO AND STOP MAKING FUN OF UR SELVE.
HASSAN
(Naaahhh You thought I was joking didn't you?)
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Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 08:44:32 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
To: "dominic kalu"
Hi Dominatrix Katoo
Yes I am making fun of of you, you fat fuck. And it is childs play. Can I come down there and fuck your wife in front of your friends before I do business? You are a piece of shit! Go rape a dog you asshole!!!!!!
Robert
(If you can’t figure this one out than who can)
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Date: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 01:14:07 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "dominic kalu"
Hey Dominic
Is it true that you take dick up the ass. Is it true you are a transexual.
Robert
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Date: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 17:23:49 +0000 (GMT)
From: "dominic kalu"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "Robert Brow"
DEAR ROBERT,
I WILL NOT TAKE ALL WHAT U HAVE BEEN TELLING ME AS INSULT BECAUSE U ARE ACTING ON WHAT U HAVE BEEN READING ON THE PAGES OF NEWS PAPERS ABOUT NIGERIA SCAM BUT LET ME TELL U THAT THERE ARE ALL PROPERGANDERS PUT
UP BY OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO DICOURAGE FORIGHNERS FROM ASSISTING NIGERIANS IN THIS KIND OF TRANSACTION. MANY PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS KIND OF TRANSACTION AND SUCCEDED ANS THERE ARE LEAVING COMFORTABLY. HOW I WISH
U WILL GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE IT TO U THAT I DO NOT HAVE ANY BAD INTENTION AGIANST U . BYE
DOM
(You gotta do better than that. Get some spelling lessons)
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Date: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 19:09:39 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
To: "dominic kalu"
Hi Dom
OK. I will give you a chance but you have to prove it to me by send a photo of you to me holding a sign that says "I HOOK ON THE CORNER" If you send me a photo of you holding that sign I will promise to do business with you. Do we have a deal. The letters must be very large on the sign you will holding. Send the photo as attachement via email.If you do not do this than I will think you are scamming me and I will take my $100000 and invest in something else. Got it!!
Robert Brow
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Date: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 23:52:21 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "dominic kalu"
Dominic
OK. I will give you a chance. I have seen too many of these letters and most are scams. Maybe it is possible that this may be real. I would like to hear more of your proposal. May fluff dogs flaff in fastlanes.
Robert
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Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 12:48:46 +0000 (GMT)
From: "dominic kalu"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "Robert Brow"
DEAR ROBERT,
THANKS FOR UR MAIL AND UR ACCEPTANCE TO GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE THE REALITY OF THIS TRANSACTION TO U. BUT IT SEEMS THAT U ARE GIVING ME A CONDITION B4 U CAN TRUST ME, WELL LIKE I HAVE ALREADY TOLD U I DO NOT
HAVE ANY BAD INTENTION AGIANST U. IAM GOING TO TAKE THE PIC AND SEND TO U JUST TO CERTISFY UR CURIOSITY AND FOR YOU TO AT LIST GIVE ME UR TRUST BECAUSE
WITHOUT TRUST WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY HEAD WAY IN THIS TRANSACTION. I WILL SEND U THE PIC AS REQUESTED ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY ALWAYS CONSITHER ME AS UR FUTURE PARTNER.
REGARDS, DOM HASSAN
(You just don’t get it do you! How many times do I have to slam you?)
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Date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 08:33:48 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "dominic kalu"
Dominic
Remember you must hold the sign that says "I HOOK ON THE CORNER" I will not accept photos without that sign. That way I know its real business.
Robert
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Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 14:18:31 +0000 (GMT)
From: "dominic kalu"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "Robert Brow"
DEAR ROBERT,
SOMETIMES THE WAY YOU TALK MADE ME TO BE QUESTIONING YOUR AGE, U HAD A DEAL WITH ME WHICH WAS AGREED BUT U DID NOT HEAR FROM ME INSTEAD OF YOU TO ASK WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM YOU STARTED ABUSSING YOUR SELF. WELL FOR UR INFORMATION I HAD AN ACCIDENT ON SATURDAY AND GOT INJORED WICH MADE ME TO BE HOSPITALISE THOUGH NOT SIVIRE, JUST CAME OUT. IF U STILL WISH TO CONTINUE
WITH ME LET ME KNOW AS TO SEND U THE PIC.
REMAIN BLESS,
DOM
(I guess he never won a spelling bee!)
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Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 02:07:27 -0800 (PST)
From: "Robert Brow"
Subject: Re: reqiest for assistance
To: "dominic kalu"
Hey Dominique
See. I told you. I knew you were a shitball scammer who fucks dead chickens with his micro dick. You are just plain stupid. Maybe FUBAR'ed stupid. So stupid that I made fun of you at first and you still tried to convince me about your imaginary money problems. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch. May the dicks of a thousand gay horses screw you up the ass with no lubrication People have got to be idiots to fall for your horseshit.
Later Assclown
(Self Explanatory)
