Date: Sun, 2 Mar 2003 10:06:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Items for Sale on the internet
To: oscarudoji11@yahoo.com
Hi Oscar
I got your email willing to buy some items online. Did you go through Cannylink to get my address? I do have some items for sale such as a tree house camper and some car alarms as well as a Robo-Lobster for catching those nasty crabs on peoples bodies. The tree house camper is on sale for $5800, the 35 Rednek Car Alarms are for sale for $235.67 each and the Robo-Lobster Crab Catcher is for sale for $680.00 each. I realize you may interested in buying these items. My name is Pascal Stellison, I am a sikolojist here in the country of Arkansas. Free advice is what I give. If you need any advice please let me know of your troubles. Please get back to me as you read this email.
Thanks
Pascal (Advice Man)
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Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2003 10:05:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "Hycormacy Limited"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Advice Man"
Hello PAscal,
MAny thanks for your last mail, please get back to me I am interested in your Robo-Lobster Crab Catcher is for sale for $680.00. let me know the quantity you have in stocks for now and if you got other thing you need for sale .
Get back to me as soon as possible.
Oscar.
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Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2003 21:35:59 -0800 (PST)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Hycormacy Limited"
Hi Oscar
I currently have about 100 Robo-Lobster Crab Catchers left. How many are you willing to buy. How do you plan on using them. Are you going to resell them. Are crabs a problem down there. How about the Tree House camper (see attachment) for $5800. I need to get rid of that as well. The tree is about $1000 extra. So for a total of $6800 I can sell you my tree house camper. I do apologize for the delay in responding to you as I have been to a business meeting regarding permanent garage sales in the local neighborhood. Right now I am in the process of repainting my garage sale sign to reflect my new company ( Cheepy Creepy Yard Sales,Inc.) selling different items. My business is booming.Please get back to me as soon as possible.
Pascal Stellison
Cheepy Creepy Yard Sales,Inc.
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Date: Wed, 26 Mar 2003 09:00:37 -0800 (PST)
From: "Hycormacy Limited"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Advice Man"
I got your mail and i am willing to pick the rest robo-lobster left, please send me your contact address and your direct telephone number, I will instruct my client to raise a bank check or casheir check in favour of your name to enable you receive your maney, as soon as the check is raised and mail to you directly , you have to inform me asap.
Waiting for your urgent reply.
Oscar
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Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2003 01:13:10 -0800 (PST)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Hycormacy Limited"
Hi Oscar
I am currently on my way to North Carolina to visit my dying prabla on the ranch. Right now I am in Mississippi. I should be there by Tuesday. Right now I do not have a phone on me but I did try to call you but could not get through. Please send the check in the amount of $68000 for all 100 Robo-Lobster Catchers. I have brought them with me because of the crabs problems here in Mississippi. I met this woman last night and ended up with severe itches on certain parts of my anatomy. Please make the check out to "CHEEPY CREEPY YARD SALES, INC". For some reason my wife does not want me to sell items international. I realise that you want to buy all my crabs catchers. When you get them please use them well. There are others like you who may need them . I took them with me so I can send them out on Wednesday after I arrive in North Carolina. Before you send the check, can you scan a copy and send the check through email with my company name: CHEEPY CREEPY YARD SALES. Since this is a lot of money I want to make sure this is the correct information is on the check and see what it looks like. Laskers or nust on the hoily of the wary. May the force be with you my friend. Looking forward to do business.
Pascal
Cheepy Creepy Yard Sales, Inc
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Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 19:22:12 -0800 (PST)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Hycormacy Limited"
Hey
I have not heard from you yet. Are you still willing to buy my Robo Lobster Crab Catchers?
Pascal
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Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2003 14:38:35 -0800 (PST)
From: "Hycormacy Limited"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Advice Man"
Hello Pascal,
I got your mail, and i appreciate your willingness to sell the items for me, i have already furnish your name to my clients to raise the check for the payment for you. as son as the check is raised i will keep you inform. you can reach me on my number below .
Oscar
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Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2003 22:17:29 -0800 (PST)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Hycormacy Limited"
Hi Oscar
I tried to call you on your phone but I am having trouble trying to understand the operator on the phone cause that is what I got. Remember to send the check in the following name " CHEEPY CREEPY YARD SALES, INC" Right now I only have 50 Robo-Lobster Crabs Catchers left. The total sale would be $34000. Please make the check out to CHEEPY CREEPY YARD SALES. Also I need you to scan a copy of the check and email it to me so I can store a copy on my computer. So how is your day. The yard sale business is getting better. I have other items for sale such as used underware and used bras for a cheap price. My archives are getting bigger. How bad are the crabs down there in your country. Are they pretty bad. If so you can also buy my Imp Destroyer Security System for $8978.23. It is good fer catching those bloody imps under the bed at night. Let me know if you need those as well. I have 4 of those systems. There is a Windows version of a button on the side of the machine that says "TAKE OUT IMP" and it sends a microwave out to the imp to destroy it. Its pretty neat, the imps simply float in the air once hit by a microwave and disappear. Please get back to me
Pascal Stellison
Cheepy Creepy Yard Sales, Inc
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Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2003 12:49:38 -0800 (PST)
From: "Hycormacy Limited"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Advice Man"
Send your mailing address to me and call me on the
number asap for more discussion.
Oscar
+234 803 3271384
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Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 00:36:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Hycormacy Limited"
Hi Oscar
This is my address :
xxxxx dddd ddddd,
wwwww, NC 28607
You may need to get a new phone 'cause yer phone sucks. I can not gat a hold of you worth a hoot. All I get is static on your phone line. Please fix yer phone line so I can talks to ya. I just sold 90 Robo Lobster Crab Catchers here. I have ten left. Also do you want to buy my Imp Destroyers as well for $8978.23. All you gotta do is buy all four of my Imp Destroyers and you get a free Puffy the Fluffy Kitten Killer along with it for free. I have four Imp Destroyers left. When you press the red button on the side the it sends out a microwave and takes out the imps from under your bed. Watch the three eyed freaks float above you and disappear. You will like it, its like a game or something. Please get back to me.
Advice Man (Pascal)
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Date: Sat, 5 Apr 2003 01:24:05 -0800 (PST)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Re: Items for Sale on the internet
To: "Hycormacy Limited"
Word up Oscar!!
Whats takin' you so long to respond to me. Are you retarded or something must I speak Mongolian to you so you can know what I am saying. As you know I am an advice man by practice. Heres a word of advice to you: "If you fart in a crowded elevator make sure you look at the person next to you with a funny look!"
Advice Man
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Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2003 09:55:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Hycormacy Limited"
Subject: Stay Bless
To: "Advice Man"
Hello Pascal,
Please try and call me by 6PM your time , i will be expexting your call, The check have been raised and mail to me through DHL today as soon as i receive it, i will send it down to you.
Waiting for your call today.
Stay Bless
Oscar.
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Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2003 20:12:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Advice Man"
Subject: Re: Stay Bless
To: "Hycormacy Limited"
Hey Oscar
I told you I tried to call you and I can not get a hold of you. Please get new phone cause it does not work .I just sold most of my Robo Lobster Catchers. I only got ten left. Are you still willing to buy all four of my Imp Destroyers for $8978.23 each. I will sell all of them to you. I need to know how much the check is going to be. In fact I want you to send the check to the name of my company "CHEEPY CREEPY YARD SALES,INC" also put it to the attention of (Imp Destroyer). I need you to scan a copy of the check and email the copy to me so I can make sure everything is correct on the check. This is a lot of money here and I do not want no mistakes. Are you having Imp problems down where you are at? They are a problem especially under the bed. These imps will nibble on your feet in the middle of the night while trying scrape pubic hair off of your balls. They are very nasty creatures. They have to be stopped before they spread their shenanigans to other countries and people. May the force be with you my friend. Please get back to me.
Advice Man
