"Lezi Missy Angel the Fruit Cake"
This section is dedicated to Henry Lezi, Lezzy or whatever its name is. He/she sends me an email indicating he is gay so I respond in kind. **NOTE** This is not intended to be racist, sexist, homophobic or discriminating in any way. This sole purpose is to insult the scammer at his own expense!
From:"henry lezi"
HELLO DEAR
I HOPE YOU ARE DOING FINE.
I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS THAT WILL BE
VERY BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US AT THE END OF THE TRANSACTION.
PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE AND DREAMS OF GOING
INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU AND I WILL BE GLAD IF YOU CAN
BE MY DREAM ANGEL HOPING THAT GOD WILL GIVE YOU THE STRENGH.
I AM MASTER HENRY LEZI JUNIOR-THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE
(CHIEF) MR AND MRS LEZI.MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN
ABIDJAN-THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS
POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE ON OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS A BUSINESS DEAL.WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OF OCTOBER 1984 MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL AS HIS ONLY CHILD AND WIFE.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH JUNE 2000 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN.HE SECRETLY CALLED ME TO HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF $16,500,000u.s(sixteeen million five hundred thousand u.s dollars)LEFT IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN AND THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON AS HIS NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT FOR THE FUND.HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WASPOISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR
INVESTMENT PURPÖSE SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT.I GOT YOUR IMPRESSIVE INFORMATION THROUGH THE BUSINESS DIRECTORY AT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY HERE IN ABIDJHAN WHEN I WAS SEARCHING FOR A GOOD AND RELIABLE CONTACT TO CARRY OUT THIS BUSINESS WITH.MEANWHILE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS TO PUT CLAIMS OVER THIS FUND
AND TO GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE AND DIRECTIVES AND NEEDED INFORMATION WILL BE RELAYED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST ME AND
ALSO BENEFIT YOURSELF IN THIS TRANSACTION.INFACT I COULD HAVE DONE THIS BUSINESS ALONE BUT BECAUSE OF MY AGE(17 YEARS)WHICH IS NOT UP TO THE REQUIRED AGE OF
TWENTY ONE YEARS OF INHERITING THIS MONEY.THIS IS THE ACTUAL REASON WHY I WILL NEED A SECOND PARTY TO CARRY OUT THIS TRANSACTION WITH ME OR A FELLOW WHO WILL
FORWARD CLAIMS AS THE NEXT OF KIN WITH AFFIDAVIT OF TRUST AND OATH TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHERE HE WILL NEED THE MONEY TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO ON HIS REQUEST AS IT MAY BE AFTER DUE CLARIFICATION AND VERIFICATION BY THE CORRESPONDENT BRANCH OF THE BANK WHERE THE WHOLE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED FROM TO YOUR OWN ACCOUNT.I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100%
RISK FREE. ON THE SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION YOU WILL BE
ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION.PLEASE BE ADVICED TO KEEP YHIS TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIALHELLO DEAR I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR HANDS IN THE
FOLLOWING WAY-1-TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE
TRANSFERRED.
2-TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM ONLY A
BOY OF 17 YEARS .
3-TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AS
SOON AS THE MONEY HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED.MOREOVER I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTS/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL
TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.FURTHERMORE YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN(7) DAYS .ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION WILL GET TO YOU AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU.I SUGGEST YOU GET BACK TO ME VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS-:
lezi.henry@caramail.comWISHING YOU THE BEST OF LUCK AND FUN.THANKS AND GOD BLESS.TRULY YOURSHENRY LEZI JUNIOR.NOTE-I WILL LIKE YOU TO HELP ME WITH INFORMATION ON HOW TO INVEST IN BLUE CHIPS COMPANIES IN YOUR COUNTRY AND I WILL
ALSO LIKE YOU TO REPLY SOONEST SO THAT I CAN GET THE MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF THE CURRENT OUT BREAK OF FIGHTING BETWEEN REBELS AND GOVERNMENT FORCES IN THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THE SITUATION IS LIKELY TO
DEGENERATE INTO A FULL BLOWN WAR ALTHOUGH I DO NOT PRAY FOR
THIS.
( Ya ya what ever, fucking retard)
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Date: Tue, 8 Oct 2002 09:14:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Doug Diggler"
Subject: Re: NEXT OF KIN-BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
To: lezi.henry@caramail.com
He Lezi
My name is Douglas Diggler. I am looking for new opportunities abroad. Thank you for contacting me. I am willing to help out in any way. Since I am already a millionare I would not mind have a few more million for my investments! I am very excited. So tell me what you are need
Douglas "Ducky" Diggler
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Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 02:54:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: "henry lezi"
To: Ducky Diggler
DEAR MR DOUGLAS DIGGLER,
MY CARAMAIL EMAIL SERVER ISUNDER MAINTENAINCE AS AT THIS TIME AND THAT IS THEREASON WHY I OPT TO WRITE YOU IN THIS EMAIL BOX OFMINE.I WILL LIKE TO SAY THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST TO CARRY OUT THIS 100% HITCH FREE TRANSACTIONWITH ME.THE FUNDS MUST CONFIRM IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN THE NEXT5 TO 7 WORKING DAYS SINCE ALL MODALITIES FOR THE TRANSFERHAS BEEN NEATLY MAPPED OUT.FOR US TO PROCEED,I WILL SEND YOU A MUTUAL SHARING AGREEMENT DOCUMENT WHICH I WILL DRAFTTO BE SIGNED BY BOTH PARTIES .THIS WILL ASSURE ME THAT I MUST SURELY RECEIVE MY SHARE AS SOON AS THE BANK TRANSFERS THE FUNDS TO YOU.EXPECTING YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO ENABLE ME SEND THE DOCUMENTS TO YOU.
TRULY YOURS,
HENRY LEZI JUNIOR.
(HAHAHAAHA, Missyangel? Something ain't right about this dude/chick. Note the email address)
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Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 09:43:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Doug Diggler"
Dear Henry "Missy Angel" Lezzy
First off are you a dude or a chick. Cause Henry is a dudes name Missy Angel is a chicks email address. Am I dealing with a tranny here. Please do let me know are you a real Lez. And why are you using Missy Angel for email address. But anyway I am willing to do business with you. Let me tell you what I do. I am Douglas "Ducky" Diggler. Please refer to me as Ducky not Doug. I am in the chicken farming and adult entertainement business here in Iowa and the DC area. Please do get back to me.
Ducky
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Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 02:35:02 -0700 (PDT)
From: "henry lezi"
DEAR MR DOUGLAS,
FIRST OF ALL I WILL LIKE TO SAY THANKSFOR YOUR MAIL AND SINCERE QUESTIONS AND MOSTIMPORTANTLY,THE WILL TO BE OF ASSISTANCE TO ME IN CARRYING OUT THIS BUSINESS TRANSATION.AS YOU CAN MOST LIKELY TELL,MY NAME IS HENRY LEZI JUNIOR AND I AM A DUDE.AS FOR THE REASON WHY MY EMAIL ADDRESS SOUNDS MORE LIKE A chick'S NAME,I WILL LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM GAY AND ACTUALLY MISSY ANGEL IS THE NICK NAME GIVEN TO ME BY MY LOVER.MORE IMPORTANTLY I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL BE SENDING THE DOCUMENTS OF MUTUAL AGREEMENT IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO YOU.DO WELL TO GOT THROUGH IT CAREFULLY AND GET BACK SOONEST FOR BUSINESS.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
TRULY YOURS
HENRY LEZI JUNIOR.
(Ha I was right I knew this guy was a ass pirate! His lover obviously gives him the pickle up the ol poop chute)
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FROM HENRY "LEZBO" AGAIN
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 03:35:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: "henry lezi"
THE MUTUAL SHARING AGREEMENT IS CONTAINED IN THE ATTACHMENT FILE. STUDY IT CAREFULLY AND FILL IN THE REQUIRED DATA. LOOKING FORWARD TO A HEALTHY BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
TRULY YOURS
HENRY LEZI JUNIOR.
(Sorry Assfuck I am definitly not yours, not a switch hitter, Beeeeeaaaaaaatcccchh.)
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Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 09:29:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Doug Diggler"
To: "henry lezi"
Yo Henry Lezzy
I could not get your attachemt. I could not open it. Could you fax it with complete information to my fax number in my DC office at: (202) 406-5031.
Thanks
Douglas" Ducky" Diggler
(US Secret Service is going to know what this guy really is. A real fruitcake. The number above is the fax number for the 419 scam section in the US Secret Service who deals with the type of fraud you see here!. Instead of me sending the faxed letters to the USSS. I decided to have the scammers fax the info to them, that way the Secret Service can track the faxes!)
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FROM DUCKY AGAIN
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 09:41:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Doug Diggler"
Dearest Lezi
Interesting that I am doing business with someone who's masculinity is somewhat suspect.Thats cool in my book. You should keep your rumpranger activities private. Are receiver or giver. Do you play the game of Butt Darts. Do you dress up in Village People outfits and give your lover a Rodeo Fuck.Anyway "Missy Angel" I gotta go. Hope to do business with you. Later sweetcakes.
Douglas "Ducky" Diggler
(Guess he doesn’t like me, LOL )