.::- The scene opens up with Buff working out, and Lita is training with Buff. As usual in his locker room in the AWF arena,Michael Cole walks in for an interview.
Michael Cole~Buff I understand that you are working out now for your match with Kurt Angle, Raven, The Rock, Jeff Hardy, and Edge tonight but can I get a quick interview with you containing your thoughts on your match tonight? And what about your relationship with Lita? How's that going?
Buff~Mikey? Your not gonna get a quick interview from me your going to get a long interview from me. First of all Kurt Angle will be destroyed right here in front of all Buff Daddys fans here tonight. As of late I have been on a losing streak but now that losing streak of mine will end tonight. Kurt can talk about is three I's all he wants but I have three qualifacations that he doesent have, Im Buff, Im Tough, and the girls just cant get enough. But more importantly Im just the stuff. But what three qualifacations does Kurt Angle have? He is Wimpy, Skinny, and only eats sandwiches from blimpies. Ha, Ha, What a rhyme. Ya know what I will do to that wimp Kurt Angle when I step into the ring with him? I will dismantle him in to a bloody pulp. Once I defeat Kurt Angle in the middle of the ring tonight Im going straight for that AWF World Title and Im going to take it from that sweaty pig Rhyno or Stupid Richards. But what all you fans tonight need to know is that Im Buff, Tough and the Stuff. Kurt I will break your neck when I snap the Blockbuster on you tonight in the ring because your just an olympic wimp. Angle I have beat you not 1, but two times and I will beat you once again in the middle of the ring tonight. Im tired of your little whining ways you shouldn't even be the NWO Champion even little Jeff Hardy is better than you man. But enough about Angle, lets talk about The Peoples Champion The Rock. Rocky you are nothing but a skinny peice of garbage. I could beat you in less than 7 seconds and thats a fact. Rocky I have more expeirience, more talent and more muscles than you no doubt about. Im Buff The Stuff, what do you expect me to be skinny? Ha! I have never been skinny and never will be. I will always be charming, good looking, and more than ever BUFF! If I wasnt Buff I would be called Skinny Bagwell, but wait, thats Rocky's nickname. Ha! Just face it guys, I cant be beatin, and never will be beaten. Rocky the last time we fought you whipped my ass to become the U.S Champ. But guess what? Im back now, and better than ever. Once I hit the blockbuster on you or anybody in the match in the middle of that ring, all the ref will have to do is count the pin 1..2..3, ding ding ding. Wait whats that? Buff Daddy the new US Champion? Yes! Yes! The crowd are on their feet chanting, Buff! Buff! Buff! Ok enough fantasy world I am here to kick ass and get Lita's ass. Ha! Im to funny! Next there is that daredevil Jeff Hardy. The youngest Hardy, well Jeffrey you can do as much high risk maneuvers as you want to do in the ring tonight but they wont work man. Im gonna be the new US Champion and thats all there is to it. Jeff, I have never faced you in a match here in this federation but I have beaten you in one other federation. You beat me and I beat you. But jeff, today will be different you will not beat me today I will beat you whether you like it or not. At Rebellion you were supposed to face that crybaby Kurt Angle but I had to fill in for you in kick his ass instead. You owe me big time man. Not only that, but you should be loyal to me because of that. If I didnt kick Angle's ass at Rebellion for you he would of won at Rebellion by forfit. But back to tonight, this is my... Night. I will finally get to show the world my true skills. I deserve the US Title and you know it KW! Heck, I deserve all the titles in the AWF today because I bust my ass day in and day out training for a moment like this to come. Once I win my Title match today, I demand a shot at Angle's NWO Title at Attitude because I am the number one contender for it. I mean I beat him two times going on three tonight. No one has beat Angle more than I have in this federation. Now on to the other opponenent in the match Edge. Well Edge, what kind of word is reeking of awesomeness? Its a dumb word if ya ask me. Thats why you have no ladies Edge because you dont work out. Ya see Edge, I work out and you dont, do ya see the difference man? I get ladies and you dont. All you do is talk some foreign language that no one undersstands but your brother. But now on to the last guy in the match Mr. Raven. Well, Raven all I have to say to you is get ready to lose to the Buffest guy on earth. And about me and Lita mike, do you even care about are relationship? You must not because you never asked me before. And you have the nerve to ask how is me and her realationship. Who wouldn't love a guy as Buff as me? No woman in her right mind wouldn't love me. I mean face it Im just to damn cute for my own good. Now about Y2J. Can you guys beleive this bod? Its just the stuff isnt it? Y2J, you must wish that you had a body like this. Any Buff lovers out here today?(The fans chant Y2J! Y2J!)I knew it. The fans love me! Now Y2J lately you,ve been talking trash just because your the new Comissioner of the AWF. Well I dont care if your the prez of the AWF, your not gonna boss me around like trash. Another thing that Your trying to make me do is pay a fine of 15,000 dollars just because I blockbustered you in front of all the Jericholics last Monday on Attitude. And ya know somethin? The Buffaholics loved it! You can try to make me pay all the fines you want but guess what? Im not gonna pay them. Ha Ha Ha! Why dont you go win the Hardcore title or something because on War Zone Im gonna be to Buff for you to handle. I was watching you in that interview you had with Michael Cole and it sucked! You tried embaress me by saying I used steroids and I dont even use steroids. I work out every day unlike you. So Y2J you might need steroids because you need to get some muscles. And why dont you stop firing people and start hiring new talent. How is this federation gonna get any bigger if you keep firing people. And then you threat to fire somebody every day. It must be because you cant get any quality ladies. Now I get quality ladies unlike you. Here is a little helpful hint of the day for you. Stop getting ladies with mustaches and start getting ladies that are fine. If you do that you might become a Buff Bagwell soon. Y2J, I know you dont brush your teeth slot but when you get in the ring with me at War Zone please brush your teeth because I dont wanna catch Halitosis from you. Because after I win my match on War Zone Im gonna have a party and Pamela Anderson will be there and I dont want any Halitosis while Im celebrating. This wont be the last of me today, I'll be back today but now I got Lita to party with. So Y2J I am challenging you to a match today! Man.
