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ToDays Movie Review- "Blue Streak"---Blue Streak is a movie with a former thief that was released from prison. Before ending up in prison, he hid a diamond in a building and now its is the LAPD. To get the diamond, he becomes a detective for the LAPD. Some of the movie is funny and alot of the movie is great action. The footage for this movie is pretty good....If you do watch this movie, watch it till the end because it has a great ending...The music picked for this movie was mostly hip hop, and a tiny bit of dance club music. I would give this movie 3 stars out of 5. It wasn't bad at all. "DICK" - Here is my movie review of Dick. Dick is a movie about two female students (Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams) who are on a school trip to the White House. They meet the president, Richard Nixon and become the official dogwalkers, and next the Youth Advisors. One of them falls for RIchard Nixon but tragedy strikes when they hear about his darkside (about the Watergate scandal). I give this movie 3 1/2 stars out of 5. It was not bad, but it wasn't the best. It was good and some parts of it were pretty funny. "Office Space"- I give this 5 out of 5 stars with a bonus on it. This movie just kicked major ass, and its one of the funniest movies out there. Ron Livingstone stars as this guy who doesnt like his job at work cuz its boring. He is then hyptmotized by this guy and the next day he feels so great that he skips work and breaks up his rough relationship with this girl. He then does the unthinkable asking out this beautiful waitress at this restaurant(Jennifer Aniston) and goes out with her. They both like Kunfu movies. A great thing about this movie is the personality of all the characters. THe main character is this guy who doesnt want alot in life. He just wants what he needs to get by, and he doesnt want to work. One of his best friend's Michael Bolton is a loyal friend who looks like a geek and listens to hip hop and poses. This foreign guy also his friend swears alot. This other guy is one of the serious workers and he was the first one fired. Milton is another worker who was not notified 5 years ago that he was fired so he is still working there. Lumberg is the boss, the monotnous type who acts like a dick to everyone. Lawrence is the main character's next door neighbor who looks like a hobo but a loyal neighbor, and also has the famous line for what he would do w a million dollars, "I'd do two chicks at once". Jennifer Aniston is a waitress who is at first afraid to come out and be herself and then she flicks off her boss and comes out open. Its a really good movie with a really awesome twist. I recommend the movie to everyone cuz you'll never guess who gets the good and bad at the end of the movie. DOUBLE JEOPARDY- I give this movie 5 out of 5 stars. This movie was brilliant. I seriously was not into it at the beginnig where the main character was in jail, convicted of murdering her husband, Nick Parsons who changed his name and has her son with him. Its amazing how far this character went to go hunt down her husband, after he faked suicide , leavin her alone on a yhat, all dripped in blood. The fact that blows me away is the law of Double Jeopardy and how amazing it works, not being able to be tried again. It was just amazingly written. It was also a good movie. It starred Tommy Lee Jones who was a probational officer named Travis Lehman, who helped the young lady all throughout the movie. If you never seen this movie, I urge you to go see it. SIXTH SENSE- THis movie stars Mel Gibson as a doctor who helps this kid throughout the movie, deal with the fact that he sees dead people area. The fact that this doctor is helping this kid, it is ruining is relationship with his beautiful wife, whom is currently sorta cheating on him. I thought this movie was not really good ...I thought it was well put together but it wasnt my kind of movie. I gave it a 2 stars out of 5. HALF BAKED- This movie is wicked funny. Half Baked is a movie that you have to go see. It is about these 4 guys who love to smoke it up. One night, their friend Kenny is put in jail cuz he murdered a horse. Theyre friends feel Kenny's pain so they go out and deal drugs and make alot of money to try to get him back. The main character is also in a relationship with a girl and he gets in trouble when his girl finds out that he is drug dealing. I give this movie 4 out of 5 stars. Its pretty funny and Its a movie that you should see if you want some laughs. MATRIX- This movie is so good. The Matrix is a movie that you have to see cuz it is so well put together. Even if you don't even like dimensional crap like I do, please check out the Matrix cuz its such a good movie. I gave this 5 out of 5 cuz it is so well put together. The main character Neo, is sent to another dimension where everyone is his enemy, and this is in a Matrix. He looks up to a character named Morphius who is in trouble. Like I said, please check out this movie, its action packed, good camera shots. Very awesome movie. AUSTIN POWERS, SPY WHO SHAGGED ME- I def give this a 5 out of 5 with a bonus. This is one of my fav all time fav movies ever. This movie is packed w sex humour all around it. Mike Myers stars as Austin Powers who is trying to get back is "mojo" from Dr Evil who is also played by Mike Myers. Dr Evil is one of the funniest characters ever (personally my fav in the movie). Its wicked funny when they put him together w Scott Evil, his son. Also in this movie is Fat Bastard, a new character, also played by Mike Myers, who is Scottish and Fat who steals Powers' mojo. Also is the new character, Mini Mi who is Dr Evils. Also there is number 2, Scott Evil, Ivana Humpalot, etc. Please go check out this movie. Its wicked funny. Its a movie you have to see to understand alot of the 21st century culture. STAR WARS-PHANTOM OF THE MENACE- This was an ok movie. I really think movies like star wars is boring but this wasnt a totally boring movie. It had some action in it and they did a really good job w it. Im just not into Star Wars. Therefore i gave it a 2 out of 5 stars. THE BONE COLLECTOR- This was an ok movie. I didnt get really into it but its a movie about these people underground and i gave it a 3 out of 5 star rating. Very good beginning though. END OF DAYS- This movie was ok. It starred Arnold Swartchanager (dont know how to spell his name). He was ok in this movie but I didnt watch the whole thing to tell u how it was so i give it a 2 out of 5. DEEP END OF THE OCEAN- This movie was ok. The acting was really horrible in this movie and they didnt get the right characters for the right parts. It was well written but the characters' performances really sucked. They made the mother too freaky. THey made the father out to be a huge dick. The kids acted ok. They made a detective out to be a lesbian which is stupid for any movie cuz it kinda turns some people off of the movie. This kinda reminded me of the movie, STepmom and another movie put together. It was a good story so i give it a 3 out of 5 stars. DONNY BRASCO- I have not seen this movie in so long so I will just give you a run through. I really liked this movie when I saw it a couple years ago. Alot of swearin, action. Really fun pact movie full of Bloody action, Really awesome. Everybodys like "Fuck this and fuck that" . Really great movie about the mafia and gangs. I give this a 4 out of 5 star rating. Anyone who can stand swearin, go check out this movie. SOMETHING ABOUT MARY- This movie was totally good. I give this 5 out of 5 stars with a bonus. This is one of my fav movies ever. Its about this guy(Ben STiller) who was suppose to go to his prom w this girl(Cameron Diaz) who was Mary. It turns out he got his dick stuck in his zipper and he couldnt go. Years later , he starts to think about Mary again so hes on to get Mary. This movie is really funny and its got a great story behind it. I was blown away...go check out this movie!!! TUPAC STEALIN MR. T'S CHEETOS- This is actually a portal movie from Newgrounds.com and its the best....The prequel starts off with a cartoon figure of Harry Carey sittin on the porch at the party and he just shot Scrotum who is well known at newgrounds.com as a dog. Mr. T finds out that somebody steals his cheetos so he goes to Morpheous from the MATRIX and then to Arnold and then to Regan and Clinton , and from the 2 presidents, he finds out that Tupac stole them...So Mr T chases Tupac down and shoots him...It is wicked funny...the best quote is "I pity the fool who eat my cheetos motherfucker"....Gotta check that out...I give it a 5 out of 5 w a huge bonus... Mission Impossible 2- This movie was ok at first but this was a really good movie toward the end. Its about the main character Tom Cruise trying to hunt down this guy who made a deadly disease and to spread it and make a cure for it, so he can promote it and make money. THis movie takes place in Europe. Lots of action in this movie. Good moves. Except its not extreme cuz its rated pg13- well i give it 4 out of 5..excellent movie...