The Only Man to make love to Dinosaur remains!

The only man to beat me at the dreaded "Remote Control Dash" from the stairs to the couch to get the remote. What can I say? The man is a speed demon! The man with the toughest name to pronounce sat down with our townhouse questionaire.



Typical middle of the week day for Dan

Q.) How the hell do you pronounce your last name?

A.) You can prounounce it two ways (i've heard both)...starting out with Jack or starting out with Gigga. Then after that it sounds like "lone"..and you're all set


Q.) As a member of the prestigious Bryant University Men's Track Team,and one of the fastest, what's it like to be compared to Steve Prefontaine? And if he was still alive and running how would you go about making sure you would win in a head-to-head run.

A.) It's pretty tough being compared to Steve Prefontaine...he was a great runner and I'm nothing to be compared to him. He would smoke me in a head-to-head run, but I'd appreciate it if he gave me a head start...then we can call it a race!


Q.) Favorite Tv show and why?

A.) Sea Lab 2021 is my favorite because everyone's crazy on that show and they always die at the end, yet there is always another episode on the week afterwards! It's amazing! I would have to say that the insane atmosphere the show brings draws me to the show...there is some sort of comrodery, or similar assocaition with me and craziness...I can't explain it


Q.) If you could change one thing about school so far what would it have been?

A.) Man, I wish we could still drink outside. It's not so much fun in the winter but in the fall and early spring don't you just wanna sit out on the porch with a six pack, blow off class and be like, "College is great...I don't wanna go to work"


Q.) What's it like living with a living legend, Sir Juan Montoya, knighted last week by the Queen?

A.) It is an honor and a privilage to serve with thee


Q.) If you could build a house out of one food what food would you use and why?

A.) I actually would build it out of 30-rack card board containers, like we built our Sophomore year. Beer is my food, especially if I were to be homeless and have to permenantly dwell in this shack.


Q.) You have a cool girlfriend, how do you keep her going out with you when we all embarrass ourselves constantly over here (Joe smoking cigarettes in the kitchen, Juan shaving his chest in the sink, Steve wearing turkey cadavers as hats, Brendan walking around with just socks on)?

A.) It's tough, I just tell her that you guys have forgotten to take your medication...then I realize I have forgottem to take my medication as well and proceed to chase squirrels up trees and dig in the ground for NUTS! I NEED NUTS~!!!


Q.) What's your favorite alcoholic beverage and why?

A.) BOX-O-WINE (Franzia) + Red Bull. Holy shit that will get you fucked up quick and make you extra hyper


Q.) If you could meet the Captain from SeaLab what would you talk > about?

A.) I would talk about FIGNUTS~! And what it is like being the captain of SeaLab. At that point he would probably say something like "SeaLab? Those bozos! What a bunch of nincumpoops! Hey, wait, I'm captain of those good for nothing sacks of crap? Ah hell!" Then we'd probably head down to "The Idiot" the local SeaLab bar, have a few beers and get into a bar fight. THE END.


Q.) Bryant has just been overrun by stray cats and the only way to regain power and our school back is by defeating them. Do you try to reason with the cats, breed with the cats and overtime our differences will be forgotten, or do you do something else? Explain...

A.) I would take the cats into my home. Feed them, love them, sleep with them...you get the point. Then they'd be my friends


Q.) What happened to the porno in our bathroom from last year?

A.) Ask Joe.


Q.) If you could build a house out of one food what food would you use and why?

A.) I actually would build it out of 30-rack card board containers, like we built our Sophomore year. Beer is my food, especially if I were to be homeless and have to permenantly dwell in this shack.

Dan's home after college


Q.) Favorite Band?

A.) Brand New...hands down awesomeness


Q.) You seem to spend more than 6 hours at the library every night. Are you really going to the library or are you secretly living with your other family in Greenville, RI?

A.) Actually, I'm digging a tunnel to Rente's


Q.) Whats been your favorite Bryant University moment so far?

A.) Getting cocked at Asia Grille and singing Feliz Navidad with Juan! Then going to Rente's and drinking some more.


Q.) Would you like to say/explain anything else to the people of my website about yourself? Please take this opportunity to do so.

A.) I would like to say that I am a simple fellow who enjoys a good time and a good beer...or two beers duck taped to his hands! In my spare time I like to stay active with running track or when I'm not being active, a good movie, a good drink, and my best friends keep me satisfied and happy. I've had a great time with everyone from Bryant, especially those who I live with.