One time, my younger brother and I were doing our homework at the kitchen table. We were sitting across from one another. He stood up and did something really annoying (I think he mooned me), so I chunked my mechanical pencil at him. It stabbed him in the stomach and he started to bleed. It was AWESOME!
One time, me, my younger brother, his friend, and my mom all went to see Star Wars when it had been re-released. Anyway, on the way home, I looked out the window of our car and I swear to you I saw a pterodactyl flying in the air. For real. A pterodactyl. I screamed, "Holy cow! There's a pterodactyl!" just as it flew into the woods. No one else saw it, but I promise it was there.