In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed, here are actual label instructions on consumer goods:
*On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
*On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
*On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
*On a Swanson frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
*On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
*On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Don't turn upside down (printed on the bottom of the box)
*On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Pruduct will be hot after heating.
*On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Don't iron clothes on body.
*On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Don't drive car or operate machinery.
*On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
*On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
*On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
*On a Japenese food processor: Don't use for any other use.
*On American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
*On a Swedish chain saw: Don't attempt to stop chain with your hands.