Joey goes up to a girl in a bar and asks: Do you wanna f*ck...(he then waits for a second to see what her gagging reaction is)...ing drink? ~Joey~
Hey baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag! ~Chris~
Let's skip all the bullshit and just get naked. ~Justin~
Hi, my name is Lance. Did I mention I have a penis? ~Lance~
Here's a quarter...call your roomate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. ~Joey~
If you were the alphabet, I'd place you under "O"! ~Chris~
Babe! You look so fine I would drink your bathwater! ~Justin~
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. ~JC~
I'd like to screw your brains out but it appears that someone beat me to it. ~Joey~
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. ~Chris~
Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous. ~Joey~
I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mother. ~Chris~
I have big feet. ~Joey~
Come on, you can't get pregnant again. ~Joey~
Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot! ~Lance~
Have you run into any trees lately? Then how 'bout a root? ~JC~
If I pet you, would you follow me home? ~Justin~
Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula? ~Chris~
(Approaching a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you.
Alright, who's first? ~Joey~
Let's drop all the B.S. and just do it. ~Justin~
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine. ~Justin~
Pardon me, are you in heat? ~Chris~
Gee, for a fat girl you don't sweat much. ~Justin~
(Walk over to her) "OK, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it." ~Chris~
Hey, you have 237 bones in your body. Would you like another? ~Chris~
What do you say we go out for pizza and then f*ck? (NO!!) What? You don't like pizza? ~JC~
(Motions with finger) Come here. (They walk over) WOW! If I could get you to come over with one finger, imagine what I can do with five. ~Justin~
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't had happened." ~Joey~
Wow! Are those real? ~Chris~
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! ~Justin~
Do you want to see something swell? ~Lance~
So, you're a girl huh? ~Chris~
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ~JC~
Which one of the Spice Girls are you? ~Joey~
Do you know how to use a whip? ~Justin~
I'm drunk. ~Joey~
Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. ~JC~
Have you ever played leap frog naked? ~Chris~
I have the F, I have the C, and the K. Now all I need is U! ~Justin~
Are you a virgin? (No) Prove it! ~Lance~
Nice pants, can I test the zipper? ~Justin~
Hi. I'm horny. ~Joey~
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? ~Justin~
Is your name Secret? No, why? Because I'm strong enough for a man but made for a woman. ~Lance~
Is your last name Gillete? (like the razor) No, why. Cause baby, you're the best a man can get! ~Justin~
Drop 'em! ~Joey~
You look like a hooker I knew in Memphis. ~Justin~
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? ~Joey~
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? ~JC~
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. ~Justin~
Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards is 'letom'? ~Chris~
Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear. ~Lance~
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn? ~Chris~
Is that a new shirt? Because it's very becoming, but then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too! ~Justin~
What's a slut like you doing in a place like this? ~Joey~
Wanna sit on my lap? I'm santa Claus. HO-HO-HO. ~Chris~
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ~Lance~
Would you touch me so I could tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? ~JC~
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT. ~Justin~
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me. ~Joey~
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ~JC~
Hi. Are you legal? ~Joey~
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? ~Lance~
I'm good at math. U+I=69. ~Joey~
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine? ~Lance~
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass! ~Justin~