The Screws Explain All...
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Since there are several little things that happen to me and my group of friends, I think it's time that we share some of our secrets with the world...
Wolf's explanations:
Rainbow Ranger: Place: Mr. Lyons office area, Time: During Band Ensemble class, What happened: We were all sitting around "practicing" our French horns, and also discussing what we used to do in the past. Well, at this point, I think I was sharing just a bit too much information, when all of a sudden I said the worst words I ever could, "I used to watch Power Rangers."
Little did I know that those words would destroy my entire freshman year. Though what clinched it was when I said, "It wont last a week." And here we are, to this day, I am still being called Rainbow Ranger. Sad story for me and funny to you, eh?
Elivra (Dirty Hand Gesture): Place: Fright Fest, Six Flags, Time: Soon as we saw the sign. What happened: All I did was represent a hand gesture that describes Elvira. Thats all...u bitter bitter people....
Pikachu Molester: Place: Plano Sr. High Speech Tournament, Time: The name began on the second day of the tourn. What happened: Well when we all went to the speech tournament we were all having a great time. Peggy stole my wallet and made me get on my hands and knees to fetch it and she abused me by hitting my back several times, though everything else seemed to be ok.
Though then, things got intresting. I was sitting talking to Peggy when she said, "I wonder if it'll go off in your mouth." Being reluctant, I slowly brought the pikachu to my mouth, slip him and, made him go off. Peggy laughed though kept this information hidden to towards the end of the tourn. Then, she must of gotten bored, and stuck Pikahu up my pant leg. I could care less and let her precede, though
now I deeply regret this. I shook him out, and Peggy remembered this too. Next up, I was playing with Pikachu and he fell between my legs...nough said. This is when the end of the tournament came rolling around. Peggy informed Sharee of my recent "Doings" with Pikachu and I was instantly was labeled, Pikachu molester. She would not give me back Pikachu and claimed that he had been scarred for life, making
his once happy, go lucky voice seem violated and abused. Then when I tried to curve the harshness of the situation, I enflamed it, now giving yet another nickname. I am just a not lucky person, am I?
Master Debater: Place: Williams, Time: Unknown, What happened: I'm not sure exactly where and when this started, though I do know that I heard it first from Sharee. We were just sitting around one day when she said, "I am a Master Debater!" That's about it...
Velour: Place: Williams, Time: After watching Futurama, What happened: After watching Futurama and learning about Branigans laws (juist like Branigans love, hard and fast) Sharee discovered her new word of the day, velour. Velour is a very velouring word. Don't u think, velour?
Bitter: Place: Unknown, Time: Unkown, What happened: One day I told people they were bitter, giving birth to a new funny catch phrase...
Fajita {Fa jeye ta}: Place:, Time: Late after our debate clinic, What happened: This is another Sharee story. We were just sitting at the table when she annouced that she liked fajitas {Fa jeye tas}. Yet again, we don't know where it came from, it just happened.
Whatever anyone ever says about me and the word molester, ignore them. I've been accused of molesting things from Dr. Pepper bottles to dots on the ground. Some people out there are truly sick...me being one of them.
Fox's explanations:
Fox: This is a simple one. It's his middle name.
Death From Above: Place: Laser Whirld, Time: Middle of the day, What happened: Matt needed some sort of cool name for his code name, so he choose Death From Above. Sick mind, eh?
More to come.....After all, we are sick people.....
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