SMITTYS BITS OF TRIVIA
WAKE UP AND SMELL
THE
GUNPOWDER
An arizona woman whose husband walked around for four
days
with a bullet in his head, pleaded no contest to
aggravated
assault in the shooting. William Randall of Mesa,
didnt
realize that he'd been shot until doctors discovered
the
bullet, which had entered through his cheek and
lodged near
his spine. He thought he had suffered a stroke after
waking
up from a nap in front of the TV. Investigators found
a
note written by the wife, but apparently never seen
by the
victim. It read " Bill you have been shot, Call 911."
IS THAT
SAFETY
ON
An unidentified man using a shotgun as a club to
break a
former girlfriends windshield, died after he shot
himself,shen the gun accidentally went off blowing a
hole
in his gut.
ON THE HOT
SEAT
Michael Anderson Godwin spent several years awaiting
execution on a muder charge brfore it was reduced to
life
in prison. In March of 1989 while sitting on a metal
toilet
in his cell, he attempted to fix his small TV set. He
bit
into the cord and electrocuted himself.
PRIDE
COMETH
BEFORE THE FALL
Poacher Marino Malbera, shot at a stag standing above
him
on a overhanging rock, and was killed instantly when
it
fell on him.
THANKS
HONEY NOW
I CAN AFFORD ANOTHER HITMAN
Jenny Roper was recently ordered to pay her estranged
husband $4000 under Colorado's no fault divorce laws.
Despite the fact the he was awaiting trail for hiring
someone to kill her( For which he was later convicted
and
sentenced to 12 years ) Under Colorado law, marital
misconduct is irrelevant in a divorce. In this case
Jenny
happened to earn more than her husband.
ONE GOOD
TURN
DESERVES ANOTHER
James Burns of Alamo, Michigan. got a friend to drive
his
pickup on a highway while Burns hung underneath
searching
for the source of an annoying noise. While he was
driving
the noise stopped but another took its place. When
the man
pulled off the road to disscuss this with Burns, he
found
him wrapped around the driveshaft!
WHO SAID
SIX
INCHES WASN'T ENOUGH
Steven Epperson of Louisiana tossed his friends six
inch
fish into his mouth as a joke, then died as the fish
became
wedged in his throat
A CHANGE OF
HEART
After waiting two years for a heart transplant, Ralph
Bregos was finally notified at his Kentucky home that
a
donor was available. Bregos, 40 got so excited that
he had
a massive heart attack and died.
LOG
OFF
When Rolande Geneve was six years old, she planted an
oak
tree in her garden in Isere, France. And Last July,
60
years later the tree fell over and killed her!
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