These quotes don't have an original person who quoted them that I know of. If they do, then you obviously know the person (and should send it to me); if not, then just read! Be aware that some additions here are quotes garnered from Twitter feeds, and I will provide a list of the accounts that the tweets originated from, but unless they are accredited to themselves, I will assume they are passing on an anonymous quote. Thank You & Enjoy!
"Carpe Diem" - "Seize the day"
"Vaya con Dios" - "Walk with God"
"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he has food for life."
"It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved."
"Tell some one there are 400 billion stars in the sky...he'll believe you. Tell him that a bench has wet paint, he has to touch it."
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
"Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups."
"Good things come to those who wait."
"Small changes can make a big difference."
"Judge a man by his questions, not his answers."
"You've got to stand for something or you will fall for anything."
"Laughter is good for the soul, being laughed at is not."
"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going."
"What the Spock! Are you out of your Vulcan mind!"
"Most look up and admire the stars. A champion climbs a mountain and grabs one."
"Silent and listen are spelled with the same letters!"
"When fate closes a door go in through a window."
"True brilliance is the ability to take what knowledge you harbor and use it in ways to benefit all those around you."
"What's right isn't always popular, and what's popular isn't always right."
"The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins."
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness."
"Satisfaction does not come with achievement, but with effort. Full effort is full victory."
"The measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."
"I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down."
“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”
"If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy."
"When you were born, you cried and the world laughed. Live your life so that when you die, you laugh and the world cries."
"Don't count the days; make the days count!"
"Don't wait. The time will never be just right."
"No one can make you inferior without your consent."
"I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is."
"Do you want to be the master of your fate, or the victim of your circumstances?"
"Change is the essence of life. Be willing to surrender what you are for what you could become."
"If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."
"Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out, but to find out who cares enough to get in."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"You wanna make God laugh? Tell Him your plans!"
"Imitation is the highest form of flattery."
"Bipartisanship is when the Democrats and Republicans team up against the American people."
"The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts."
"God has a bigger plan for me than I have for myself."
"Faith in God includes faith in His timing."
"Don't speak unless you can improve the silence."
"Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency."
"Humans can choose the kind of life they want to live. The important thing is to choose life...and then...live!"
"I think my karma just ran over your dogma."
"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."
"Avoid compulsively making things worse."
"A clean conscience is a good pillow."
"Remember: someone is happy with less than you have."
"Worry looks around, sorry looks back, faith looks up."
"I stopped taking math when they tried to tell me that pies are square."
"Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport."
"Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if it is not properly handled."
"People of character do the right thing, not because they think it will change the world, but because they refuse to be changed by the world."
"Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you realize what you had."
"Animals have no soul, that's why bacon is delicious, and eating people is a crime."
"An old Cherokee told his grandson, 'My son, there is a battle between two wolves inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies & ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy, & truth.' The boy thought about it, and asked, 'Grandfather, which wolf wins?' The old man quietly replied, 'The one you feed.'"
"A feeling is an idea with roots."
"It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way."
"The depth of your courage will be revealed...when you respond to situations you dislike the most!"
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed."
"Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat."
"When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone."
"Enough research will tend to support your theory."
"Ignorance is only a lack of education, whereas stupid is the willful act of not accepting education."
"Don't tell me what kind of a New Year to have!"
"People were created to be loved, things were created to be used | The reason why the world is in chaos...is because things are being loved, people are being used."
"A strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others."
"When you love someone more then they deserve, you end up more hurt then you deserve."
"Falling in love is like jumping off a tall building, your brain tells you it's not a good idea but your heart tells you, 'you can fly'."
"Someday, you'll realize how much you cared about her and how amazing she was. But, she'll already be with the guy who always knew."
"I wanna be buried in a spring loaded casket with loads of confetti. Why? Because then in the future, some archaeologist is going to have one awesome day at work."
"It is better for girl to sleep a hundred years and be kissed and awakened by the right prince than to stay awake and be kissed a hundred times by the wrong frog."
"Candy is evil and must be destroyed...chewing is the preferable method."
"There are two kinds of inspirational people. Some inspire you to be greater than you are and some inspire you not to be like them."
"The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train."
"It's funny. You live in the universe, but you never do these things 'til someone comes to visit."
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
"To err is human. To arrr is pirate."
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs louder."
"Be someone who makes you happy."
"Smile: it makes people wonder what you're thinking."
"Blood is thicker than water, but so is mud."
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
"It's not that I forgot about God, I just remembered something else."
"Being superstitious brings bad luck."
"Instant human - just add coffee!"
"The only failed draft is a blank page."
"A smile is the shortest distance between two people."
"Shouldn't there be a smaller word for monosylabillic?"
"When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place."
"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."
"I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone."
"I can envision a world of perfect peace and harmony: no wars, no fighting, no weapons.... And I can see us attacking that world 'cause they'd never expect it."
"If I can't make money, then I will make progress instead!"
"It is the nature of man to mistake genius for insanity."
"Peace: It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work - it means to be in the midst of these things and still be calm in your heart."
"When all is said and done, more is said then done."
"Visible teeth do not always represent a smile."
"Who peed in the gene pool?"
"You have enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something some time in your life."
"'I just' means 'the rules don't apply to me.'"
"Some people hear voices...some see invisible people..others have no imagination whatsoever."
"Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out."
"The stupid neither forgive nor forget. The naive forgive and forget. The wise forgive, but do not forget."
"If you were making a list of priorities, would reality be near the top?"
"Can you imagine a world without hypothetical questions?"
"To have faith doesn't require believing in a God, it just requires the knowledge that you are not God!"
"When I die, I hope I go quietly...in my sleep...like my grandfather did...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Always remember you are unique; just like everyone else."
"I know, baby, but you know we appreciate what we can't have more than what we can have."
"Trust that your soul has a plan, and even if you can’t see it completely, know that everything will unfold as it is meant to."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"What's really causing you stress? Your problems, or your reaction to them? Always try to make 'molehills' out of 'mountains.'"
"Why doesn't it tickle when I tickle myself, but it hurts when I stick a fork in my eye?"
"We should learn to enjoy the little things; there are so many of them..."
"I'm not possessed, I'm obsessed! Possessed would mean I have no choice in the matter; I'm obsessed because I choose to be this way!"
"A man's errors are his portals of discovery."
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."
"Don't argue with an idiot; he'll bring you down to his level then beat you with experience."
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal."
"When two hearts race, both win."
"There are no punishments, only consequences."
"My short term memory isn't what it used to be. Also, my short term memory isn't what it used to be."
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies prefer bananas."
"Imagination: it's the only way you'll escape the hell hole that is your life."
"That which does not kill us, hurts like hell."
"The nicest smiles are from people who suffered the most."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"Sometimes the paths we take are long and hard, but remember: those are always the ones that lead to the most beautiful views."
"Rules were made to be broken."
"Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it, because what the world needs is people who have come alive."
"Learn to write your hurts in the sand to get washed away, and to carve your blessings in stone where no wind can erase it."
"There is always the mute button."
"...repeat until believe..."
"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials!"
"Zero is sometimes better than nothing."
"It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice."
"Making a decision is easy: when the difference is big you know what to choose, and when the difference is small, it does not really matter what you chose."
"It would not be fun when life is so easy."
"I used to think I had it bad because I had no shoes; then I met a man who had no feet."
"Imagination is more important then knowledge. Knowledge is limited; imagination encircles the world."
"Beggars can't be choosers."
"It ain't over till the fat lady sings."
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"How to handle life's problems: like a dog! If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away."
"Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."
"You're a winner. The tests of life are not meant to break you, but to make you."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!"
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"The more you fight waiting, the more waiting you will have to fight."
"If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they!"
"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
"I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed."
"El amor es un corazon que vive en dos cuerpos." - "Love is a heart living in two bodies."
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