Certain quotes come regularly from an entity or a group of entities consisting of a whole. Magic cards are a great example, but also regular things like Stuff magazine. Ever read the bottom of the page from Randy the Helpful Pineapple? Funny stuff. I'll try and get more later, promise ;)
"Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you."
-Matthew 5:44
"Do not conform yourselves to the standards of this world, but let God transform you inwardly by a complete change of your mind. Then you will be able to know the will of God—what is good and is pleasing to him and is perfect."
-Romans 12:2
"Barrin's pride in his apprentice was diminished somewhat when he had to get the others back down." -Levitation
"If you can take something from a nomad, it's probably bait." -Nomad Decoy
"They put their safety in his hands. He put sharpened steel in theirs." -Auriok Steelshaper
"It probably was a lousy spell in the first place." -Counterspell
"Time flows like a river, in Tolaria we practice building damns." -Rewind
"Arrows are only one way to remove an enemy." -Sigil of Sleep
"You'd be surprised what humans leave on the bottom of the ocean when they're drowning." -Cephalid Looter
"She expected death to roar, to thunder. She did not recognize it when it came hissing to her side." -Sibilant Spirit
"Conjured from the bowels of hell, the fiery wall forms an impassible barrier, searing the soul of any creature attempting to pass through its terrible bursts of flame." -Wall of Fire
"Dreams' riches are easily spent." -Suq'Ata adage; Dream Cache
"It's not so much if you win or lose - it’s how you shoot the flaming arrow while riding a camel."
"Those who say winning isn't everything are the people you want to play against."
"Without competition, we are all in the loser's bracket."
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
“Let’s make better mistakes tomorrow."
"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!"
"Please don’t touch, lick, stroke or mount the exhibits."
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
"Notice: Sexual Harassment in this area will not be reported. However, it will be 'Graded'.”
"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem."
"Dogs have families. Cats have staff."
"I'm sarcastic. What's your superpower?"
"If you can't be a good example, be a warning."
"Private Property: if you can read this, you are in range!"
"It's easy to be wise. Just think of something supid to say and don't say it."
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
"If wearing black makes you a goth does being in a garage make you a car?"
"If you remove the rocks, the brook will lose its song."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Don't do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset."
"Never quit! It gives those who stand with you too much pain and those who stand against you too much satisfaction."
"Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives."
"My train of thought derailed again, killing 47 passengers 18 pedestrians and a dog."
"Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics."
"Clearly, you've never been to Singapore."
"Anything you do, do it well. The last thing you want is to be sorry for what you didn't do."
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
"I live in my own little word, but it's okay, they know me there."
"If your kids are giving you headaches, follow the instructions on the apirin bottle, 'Keep away from children'."
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Trust is like a paper. Once it's crumpled, it can't be perfect again."
"I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now."
"My insanity keeps me sane."
"What you do today is really important. You're exchanging a day of your life for it."
"If it weren't for my car's addiction to gasoline, I'd be rich."
Article 15: A Chick never dances stupidly nor too slutty. Exception: when a Chick is drunk or under the pretense of being drunk.
Article 19: A Chick respects Chicks in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more the point, because they can totally kick your ass when you comment on how camouflage print doesn't look good on them or their tragic haircut.
Article 25: If two Chicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to "accidentally" spill a drink on the other.
Article 36: When the situation arises where a Chick spies another Chick with fake breasts while with her bf, then comments on it, a Chick always has the right to read between the lines at the bf's reaction comment (aka catching him staring at her breasts-but at least give him a few brownie points if he decries the silicon masses).
Article 51: A Chick checks out another Chick's blind date and reports back, though the Chick going on the blind date is obligated to still go on the date and give the guy a chance even if the report is bad.
Article 54: A Chick is required to go out with her mother on Mother's Day, and her Side-Chicks on Halloween, New Year's Eve, Boxing Day, Black Friday, and Desperation Day (February 13th).
Article 59: A Chick always brings a jailed Chick the necessities ("necessities" may vary in definition for each individual, so be sure to know what the jailed Chick would appreciate).
Article 76: A Chick reserves the right to be a bit miffed should her bf act differently toward her around his Bros, but will only confront him when the Bros have all gone away. Because Chicks are courteous.
Article 79: At a wedding, a Chick shall be excited about the bouquet catch, even if she isn't, for the sake of the bride.
Article 96: Chicks shall swear off men at least once a year, for the sake of feminism. Or because of douche bags.
Article 125: If a Chick lends another Chick a DVD, article of clothing, CD, or anything else, she shall expect to get it back and will hold it against the borrowing Chick in the occurrence of an argument.
The Holy Bible
Magic Cards
The Most Interesting Man in the World...the spokesman for Dos Equis, and his philosophies to live a life worth reliving
Pieces of Flair app...new to me and funny and clever! Glad I captured these before my FB app went under!
The Chick Code...in response to The Bro Code, a concept pioneered by Barney Stinsen, played by Niel Patrick Harris, of the sitcom How I Met Your Mother, Kylie, aka QueenOfWeird1995, on FanFiction.net, spoofed it to the tune of 140 articles, of which my favorites aaaaaaaare: