My Quotes (or other people's...through me)





!!!Over a Decade Strong - Here are the Quotes!!!

"Closing your eyes is the best thing a human can do. It shows the most power in ourselves. When we shut them, we are supposed to see black, the back of our eyelids, yet we see whatever the mind can conjure. By Socratic Method, if what I see is you, and if closing my eyes is the greatest thing because of what I see, then you, mi amor, must be the greatest thing."

-Daniel Shane Timothy Mendoza Figueroa Massa el Tercero (III)

"All the world's a stage and all the people in it are merely players."

"False face must hide what false heart doth know."

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."

-Shakespeare

"It is really not that impressive, you just have to pay attention and ask the right questions."

-Beth Anne Nelson Burt

"They can because they think they can."

"Fortune sides with he who dares."

-Virgil

"The bigger your circle, the smaller everyone in it becomes to you."

-Angel Axel Massa

"Boys try to find a girl to sleep with, a man seeks a women to wake up to."

-Julian Lewis

"It's not the last cigarette that kills you, it's the first, because that leads to all the other packs."

-Hugh McAab

"After my dreaming...I awoke with this fear...what am I leaving | when I'm done here?"

"I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"The sun goes down...I feel the light betray me."

"You were just like me, with someone disappointed in you."

"I'm tired of being what you want me to be...feeling so faithless, lost under the surface."

"Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored!"

"Sometimes I feel like a prophet. Misunderstood, under the gun, like a new disease."

"Sometimes beginnings aren't so simple. Sometimes goodbye's the only way."

"Your lips say that you love; your eyes say that you hate. There's truth in your lies, doubt in your faith...what you've built you laid to waste."

"The blame is mine alone, for bridges I have burned. So don't apologize; I'm losing what I don't deserve."

"And the clouds above drew closer | looking so dissatisfied...and the grounds below grew colder | as they put you down inside...and that heartless wind kept blowing...blowing..."

-Chester Bennington

"I watched how the moon sits in the sky on a dark night, shining from the light from the sun, but the sun doesn't give the light to the moon - assuming, the moon's gonna owe it one."

"Do I trust some, and get fooled by phoniness...or do I trust nobody, and live in loneliness?"

"In the end, we were made to be apart...like separate chambers of the human heart."

"Fine line between this & that - but when things go wrong, I pretend the past isn't real."

"It's ironic - at times like this we pray, but the bombs blew the mosque up yesterday..."

"My dad: he's got a lot of fear, I know, but enough pride inside not to let that show."

"But all of this stress gave me something to write on; the pain gave me something I can set my sights on."

"No, I won't let you control my fate, while I'm holding the weight of the world on my conscience. No, I won't just sit here and wait while you weigh your options; you're making a fool of me!"

"Trying to regain your trust was harder than it seemed...and somehow I got caught up in between, between my pride and my promise...between my lies, and how the truth gets in the way."

“If I could change I would, take back the pain I would, retrace every wrong move that made I would – if I could stand up and take the pain I would - if I could take all my shame to the grave I would.”

"I didn't realize, instead of setting it free | I took what I hated and made it a part of me."

"Jump when they tell us that they wanna see jumpin'? F$$$ that, I wanna see some fists pumpin'! Risk something; take back what's yours! Say something that you know they might attack you for! 'Cuz I'm sick of being treated like I have before - like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for."

"When I pretend everything is what I want it to be, I look exactly like what you had always wanted to see..."

"Even the people who never frown eventually break down."

"Trying not to break, but I am so tired of this deceit...every time I try to make myself get back upon my feet."

-Mike Shinoda

"Si me muero, sea de amor."

-Juanes

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances, he could be the baddest motherf$$$er in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."

-Neal Stephenson

"It is his conscience that puts a man to be caught and found guilty."

-A. M. Holmes

"I brought you back into things. Like the imaginary man of your dreams. Dude always seemed to make it worth it."

-Motion Man

"What is wrong with the world today...the government, the media or your family?"

"Take me, and let me in; don't break me, and shut me out."

"The scars remind us that the past is real."

"It's in our nature to kill ourselves."

"There is a thin line between what is good and what is evil. I will tiptoe down that line, but...I will feel unstable."

-Papa Roach

"Feel the fear...and do it anyway!"

-AngelMarie VanGyzen

"Do not do the same mistake again. There are many other mistakes you haven't done; try new ones!"

"So many languages in the world, and a smile speaks them all."

"Life has no remote...get up and change it yourself!"

-Michelle VanDyck Santiago

"What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see."

"When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game. But you don't get a win unless you play in the game. Oh, you get love for it. You get hate for it. You get nothing if you wait for it, wait for it, wait!"

"I am not throwing away my shot."

-Alexander Hamilton

"I am the one thing in life I can control. I am an inimitable I am an original."

-Aaron Burr

"I know that we can win, I know that greatness lies in you. But remember from here on in, history has its eyes on you..."

-George Washington

"The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father | got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self starter."

-John Laurens

"Just remember: its fun to go back and watch reruns."

-Curtis Rumsey

"I don't wanna live like my mother | I don't wanna let fear rule my life | and I don't wanna live like my father | I don't wanna give up before I die."

"I did it for the love that I get from the bottom of a bottle."

"When I have kids, I won't put any chains on their wrists - I won't. I'll tell them this: 'There's nothing in this world that you can't be, if you want it enough.'"

-Smile Empty Soul

"I watched the Earth float to the dark side of the moon...I felt there's nothing I can do."

"Look what you did! Is this who you wanted me to be? Well, it's not me!"

"To this world I’m unimportant - just because I have nothing to give."

"Can't let you go, my little girl, because you're holding up my world; so I need you. Your imitation of my walk, and the perfect way you talk...it's just a couple of the million things that I love about you; so I need you."

"So you call this your free country - tell me why it costs so much to live!"

-3 Doors Down

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life."

"It was as though we knew that once it was out of our hands, it wouldn't be ours anymore."

"Innovation comes from people meeting up in the hallways or calling each other at 10:30 at night with a new idea, or because they realized something that shoots holes in how we've been thinking about a problem. It's ad hoc meetings of six people called by someone who thinks he has figured out the coolest new thing ever and who wants to know what other people think of his idea. And it comes from saying no to 1,000 things to make sure we don't get on the wrong track or try to do too much."

"Design is the fundamental soul of a man-made creation that ends up expressing itself in successive outer layers of the product or service."

"Things don't have to change the world to be important."

"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."

"You think I'm an arrogant who thinks he's above the law...and I think you're a slime bucket who gets most of his facts wrong."

-Steve Jobs

"Meet me in outer space...I will hold you close, if you're afraid of heights...I need you to see this place...it might be the only way that I can show you how it feels to be inside you."

"We all have a weakness. Some of ours are easier to identify."

"If I turn into another...dig me up from what is covering the better part of me."

"So when weakness turns my ego up, I know you'll count on the me from yesterday."

"Don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that f$$$ed up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive, experience the warmth before you grow old."

"Remind me that we'll always have each other when everything else is gone."

"We all have someone that digs at us. At least we dig each other."

-Incubus

"City governments are eternally nappin', trapped in greedy covenants, causing urban collapse."

"In California - been here for the best of my years, but I won't claim the West like the rest of my peers."

"Bullets that scar souls with dark holes get more than your car stole. Some hearts beat blacker than charcoal."

-Chali 2na

"I know now what shadows can see."

"So much for nothing, but nothing means so much."

"I'm still learning things I ought to know by now."

"Don't tell me how to be 'cause I like some suffering."

"It's taken much too long. To get it right, would it be so wrong?"

-Vertical Horizon

"If you stop struggling, then you stop living."

-Jenesis Eva Lindbo

"As the boot drops poured in, we got to work straightaway, following the time-honored leadership principle that states that if our marines fail, it won't be because they were poor raw material, but because we were poor teachers."

"From my first deployment, I knew that whatever we did during the day we had to live with at night, and whatever acts we committed in Iraq we had to carry home with us to America."

-Donovan Campbell

"At least we have a code - 'I will not lie, cheat, or steal, nor tolerate those among us who do' - even if individuals don't always live up to it. At least it's there to reach for, even if our grasp falls far short."

"At least respect means more than leaving the other guy's graffiti alone."

"Everything in my life rang as hollow as the boulevard until I found my core in the Corps. Honor wasn't something you did to credit cards. A lie wasn't called spin control, and spin was something you only put on a cue ball."

-Dafydd ab Hugh; Brad Linaweaver

"As I look up to the sky today, I can see you looking down on me | it brings a smile to my face again."

“Can you see what I see? Can you hear what I hear? Can you dream like I dream?”

"Set your eyes to Zion. Jah Jah people, ride on."

"Even if there would be an army against me, my heart will not fear." [with Matisyahu]

"We got that champion sound marching through your town; we 'gon make the whole world lie down."

"I can believe what I can see, but then how do you know which way the wind blows?"

"It's beyond our control; sometimes it's best to let go, whatever happens in this lifetime."

-P.O.D.

"Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness."

"The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desire brings weak results, just as a small amount of fire brings a small amount of heat."

-Napoleon Hill

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

"Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness."

-Seneca

"Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck."

-Og Mandino

"I meant what I said and I said what I meant."

"I learned there are troubles of more than one kind | Some come from ahead, others come from behind | But I've bought a big bat, I'm all ready, you see | Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!"

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened!"

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

-Dr. Seuss

"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together...there is something you must always remember: you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But, the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. I'll always be with you."

"Some people care too much. I think it's called love."

-Winnie the Pooh

"Where words fail, music speaks."

-Hans Christian Andersen

"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."

-Angela Monet

"I'm not retreating! I'm just advancing in the opposite direction!"

-Maorish

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."

-William G. McAdoo

"It is far more comforting to think God listened and said no, than to think that nobody's out there."

-Mitch Albom

"Compared to what we ought to be, we are only half awake. Our fires are dampered, our drafts are checked, and we are making use of only a small part of our mental and physical resources."

-William James

"Being unconquerable lies within yourself. Being conquerable lies within your enemy."

-Sun-tzu

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

-James Dean

"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear."

"A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament."

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

"The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself."

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all."

"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally."

"A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies."

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."

"The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray."

"I put all my genius into my life; I put only talent into my work."

"Pessimist: one who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both."

"There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."

"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

"I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women, when they love, give everything."

"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects."

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."

-Oscar Wilde

"I ain't neva' had nobody show me all the things that you dun' showed me, and the special way I feel when you hold me...we gon' always be together, baby, that's what you told me; and I believe it, cause I ain't neva' had nobody do me like you."

-Ciara; Lil Bow Wow

"I believe most people do not fear death so much as they fear being forgotten."

-Celeste M. Lilly

"The aristocratic rebel, for he has enough to eat, must find other forms of discontent."

-Sue Townsend

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."

"You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you."

-John Wooden

"You'se something tuh make uh man forgit to git old and forgit tuh die."

"Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength"

"I have known the joy and pain of friendship. I have served and been served. I have made some good enemies for which I am not a bit sorry. I have loved unselfishly, and I have fondled hatred with the red-hot tongs of Hell. That's living."

"There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside you."

"Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place."

"An envious heart makes a treacherous ear."

"You heard me. You ain't blind."

"They bowed down to him rather, because he was all of these things, and then again he was all of these things because the town bowed down."

"Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at the sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground."

"There are years that ask questions and years that answer."

"So she sat on the porch and watch the moon rise. Soon its amber fluid was drenching the Earth, and quenching the thirst of the day."

-Zora Neale Hurston

"She had simply willed herself to die, and being a strong-willed woman, she had succeeded."

-John Berendt

"You must love your children more than you hate each other. Otherwise, you're a lousy parent."

-Judge Judith Sheindlin

"We make no progress because we are not talking about the same thing."

-www.potterschool.com/abortion/main.html

"I honestly think I would be crazy if it wasn't for my friends."

-Tiffany Hogan

"I ran to get where I was goin'...I never thought that it would take me anywhere."

"Stupid is as stupid does."

"Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get."

-Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates...the more you eat the fatter you get."

-Jessica Delgado

"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do."

"The best we can do is size up the chances, calculate the risks involved, estimate our ability to deal with them, and then make our plans with confidence."

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."

-Henry Ford

"Faith is the great cop-out. The great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence."

-Richard Dawkins

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much or suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nort defeat."

-Theodore Roosevelt

“Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.”

-Eleanor Roosevelt

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

"I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, 'Hey, maybe I wrote that.'"

-Steven Wright

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

-David Weinstein

"Drop by drop you make a river..."

"Do not critize my progress if you don't know my sacrifices!"

"Maybe it’s not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it’s about starting over and creating someone better."

-Code Name: Auntie

"Most of my favorite memories, and not so favorite memories, all have a soundtrack."

-Code Name: Boxer

"When our time is up; when our lives are done...will we say we've had our fun?"

"I'm so tired of waiting, waiting for us to wake up, wake up, wake up; I'm so sick of waiting...for us to make a move!"

"All the love I've met, I have no regrets. If it all ends now, I'm set."

"If we only knew the truth about what really goes on...maybe all the things I do will make sense, just for once..."

"Will we make a mark this time? Will we always say we tried?"

"Standing on the rooftops | Waiting 'til the bomb drops | This is all we got now | Scream until your heart stops | Never gonna regret | Watching every sunset | We'll listen to our hearts beat | All the love that we've made!"

-Lostprophets

"What you owe yourself is to work for a living; what you owe your neighbor is not to interfere with his work."

-Ayn Rand

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18."

"I have a deep faith that the principle of the universe will be beautiful and simple."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."

"Nationalism is an infantile idea. It is a measles of mankind."

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

"Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore."

-Albert Einstein

"Whenever you do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you and act accordingly."

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

-Thomas Jefferson

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.”

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Experience is, for me, the highest authority. The touchstone of validity is my own experience. No other person's ideas, and none of my own ideas, are as authoritative as my experience. It is to experience that I must return again and again, to discover a closer approximation to truth as it is in the process of becoming in me."

-Carl Rogers

"The only constant in life is change."

-Mike Patton

"Only a fool get caught up in dem own pride."

-Junior Reid

"If life's a b$$$$, better make every day your wife."

"I'm from the era of shootouts for drug spots. Happy to be here, so I smile in my mug shots."

"Bring the maid back, we got a long way to go. Just lay back; you had a long day, I know. And they whack - do it the wrong way, I know. I play back, but have the song playing low."

"Guess what time it is? My, my, my time! You can check your iPhone, better say it's I-time. I don't even need a watch; I don't even see a clock. As soon as I walk in, it feel like Me 'o' Clock."

"It's okay to lose your pride over someone you love, but don't lose someone you love, though, over your pride."

"I can play cool, but I can't play fool. There's options in break-up; you ever play pool?"

-Fabolous

"Live without pretending | Love without depending | Listen without defending | Speak without offending"

-Drake

"Enthusiasm is the least expensive and most beneficial cosmetic in the world."

-George Zalucki

"Love is: what makes a weak man brave, and a brave man weak."

-Jacqueline May

"I'll do whatever it takes to get what I feel I deserve."

-Jackie Ricci

"Being alone has a power that very few people can handle."

-Steven Atchinson

"Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong."

-Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."

[Happiness is] "the full use of your powers along lines of excellence."

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks."

-John F. Kennedy

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as h$$$ don't deserve me at my best."

"If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."

"We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets."

"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone."

"The more I think of it, the more I realize there are no answers. Life is to be lived."

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

"I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made."

"If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere."

-Marilyn Monroe

"The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes."

-Marcel Proust

"People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character."

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived...this is to have succeeded."

-Ralph Waldo Emmerson

"A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer."

-Joseph Addison

"The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie."

-Agnes de Mille

"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."

-Victor Hugo

"Music is God's gift to man, the only art of Heaven given to Earth, the only art of earth we take to Heaven."

-Walter Savage

"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."

-John Wayne

"To love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it and everything you've held dear crumbles like burnt paper in your hands,your throat filled with the silt of it. When grief sits with you, its tropical heat thickening the air, heavy as water more fit for gills than lungs; when grief weights you like your own flesh only more of it, an obesity of grief, you think, How can a body withstand this? Then you hold life like a face between your palms, a plain face, no charming smile, no violet eyes, and you say, 'Yes, I will take you; I will love you again.'"

-Ellen Bass

"Music's a powerful thing. A song can change your mood. Make a memory. One song can change your whole life."

-Listen to Your Heart (Film, 2010)

"Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance."

-Mr. Miyagi

"Nothing will work unless you do."

"Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life!"

"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But, people will not forget how you made them feel."

"Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness."

-Maya Angelou

"Covering your mouth is the first step in any successful dialogue."

"The process feels so obvious when explained - we simply lack information about the context in which the other person screwed up, and so we fill it in with our own. If we've never been fat, then we assume the fat guy feels the exact same level of hunger as we do, that his metabolism is the same, that his upbringing is the same, that the spare time and energy he can devote to exercise is the same as ours. We think that both of us faced the exact same fork in the road and only one of us chose to eat churros."

"Listen for it - when you forgot to do the dishes, it was because you had a thousand other things on your mind. When she forgot, it's because she doesn't care. If you find yourself automatically dismissing your partner's explanations as 'excuses,' you've gone to a bad place from which most relationships do not return."

-Kathy Benjamin

"If there's one thing World of Warcraft players hate more than people who don't play, it's people who do play but not as much as them. The Breakfast Hen has more respect for its young than online gaming culture, and it's an imaginary bird which lays eggs directly onto a frying pan."

-Luke McKinney

"And I absolutely do not have music in my soul. My rhythm's so bad I need sheet music for clapping. I'm so musically retarded that I thought a diminished fifth was a half-empty liquor bottle. I understand music so poorly that when I first heard the rhythm was gonna get me, I asked if it was a visual hunter and smeared myself in rotten offal just in case I was wrong."

"STEEEEEAAAAAALTH!"

-Robert Brockway

"Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways. Where it is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses."

-Arlen Price

"Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did."

-Newt Gingrich

"Creation is always happening. Every time an individual has a thought, or a prolonged, chronic way of thinking, they're in the creation process. Something is going to manifest out of those thoughts"

-Michael Beckwith

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes."

-Mel Gibson

"On the other hand, we have different fingers."

"If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenade."

"If you are a happy employee does that make you 'gruntled'?"

"I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don't know I'm using blanks."

"As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint."

"Once my friend told me that he had found Jesus. I thought to myself, "WooHoo, we're rich!" It turns out he meant something different."

"The one good thing about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to."

"'The crows seemed to be calling his name,' thought Caw."

"If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's ok to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."

-Jack Handey

"For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s not fair. The man’s only left with 30!"

"If life gets you down, make a comforter."

-Bo Burnham

"Don't let someone else's opinion of you become your reality."

-Les Brown

"It's time to start living the life you've imagined."

-Henry James

"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."

-Frank A Clark

"Suppose you wish to cross the street. To get to the other side, you must walk halfway across the street. But first, you must walk half way to the point that is half way across the street. But before that, you must walk half way to the point that is a quarter of the way across the street. And before that, you must walk half way to the point that is 1/8 of the way across the street. And so on forever. But because there are an infinite number of steps you must take to cross the street, you cannot cross the street."

-Zeno of Elea

"People come to theaters looking for someone to show them for real that the only thing to fear is fear itself."

-Jackie Chan

"It may be that those who do most, dream most."

-Stephen Leacock

"I’m not normal. I’m extraordinary."

"Lying here, I had time to think. More than I thought I would have. You must have hit traffic."

-Dr. Temperance Brennan

"I figured we’d be terrible parents if we didn’t break rules."

"Remember the times with your mom and dad. The good ones. Have that life."

-Angela Montenegro

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."

-Rene Descartes

"Hope ends when you stop believing, friendship ends when you stop sharing, love ends when you stop caring, and life ends when you stop dreaming."

"We now interrupt our regular insult to your intelligence for a brief affront to your dignity."

-Bruce Tinsley

"Show kindness through your face, your eyes, your smile, and through the warmth of your greetings. You must bear a cheerful smile. Don't only give your care, but give your heart as well."

-Mother Teresa

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

-Leo Buscaglia

"I think, therefore I am."

"Wisdom begins in wonder."

"What you cannot enforce, do not command."

-Socrates

"Quick rule of thumb: When someone you care about makes you sad and you feel like writing a status? Don't. All you're doing is spreading the sad. Pick up the phone. Sort your stuff. Then leave a status about how you thought your friend Chuck was a p$$$$, but you've got it all worked out now."

"I'm always more afraid spaces will grow between me and friends - not from critical words - but from things left unsaid."

-Gladstone

"Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work."

-H. L. Hunt

"It is wise to direct your anger towards problems - not people. To focus your energies on answers - not excuses."

-William Arthur Wurd

"You can never make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake - it's a choice."

-Steven Denn

"Dreams are answers to questions we have not yet learned how to ask."

"The truth is out there, but so are lies."

-Fox Mulder

"Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it."

-Dana Scully

"They say your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the moment before you die. That might be true if you're terminally ill, or your parachute doesn't open...but if death sneaks up on you, the only thing you have time to think is: 'Aw, s$$$!'"

"Maybe death was the temp job, and life was the vacation. A vacation you were supposed to spend with the people that you loved...with the people who loved you...and if life was that kind of vacation, what then? What would your last thoughts be then?"

"There's a thin line between crazy people and the rest of us. I mean, we all have voices in our heads. Our parents are in there, our doubts, our fears, our desires. And just like crazy people, we all struggle to know which voices to listen to. Maybe one trick to sorting it all out is being careful which voices you let in in the first place."

"I'd say 'I'm sorry to disappoint you,' but I'm not. I excel at not giving a s$$$. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A, equals B, equals C, equals A, or...whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law. So, you see my dilemma."

"My mother was more excited about me going to college than I was. It was like, 'Hey, here's a socially acceptable way to evict my daughter from our house'!"

"Who had the nerve to name you 'Joy'?"

"Sometimes, if a lie is big enough, you feel a need to protect it. It's almost maternal."

-George L. Lass

"Oh, where do we begin? The rubble or our sins?"

-Bastille

"You're wrong. That was me correcting you."

"I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out."

"One desperate attempt after another to find something in common with someone else and then cling. 'Hey, you have ten fingers? I have ten fingers! Let's be friends. We'll make rules and slogans. Then if we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the c$$$ out of them'!"

“Haunting is all about envy.”

"A wise man knows how much he doesn't know."

"You write like you speak. I could barely understand a word."

-Rueben Sofer

"You know what your problem is? You wake up every morning wondering what the world's gonna do for you. Wondering who's gonna bend over backwards, kiss your a$$, and make you happy, when you should just thank God for another day and leave it the f$$$ at that!"

-Roxy Harvey

"Nine pounds in a week!? Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your a$$ off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone's clogged artery. And all that a person has to do, really, is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that!?! And I know, I know, here I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-a-C$$$, but you wanna know the God's honest truth? And this is a fact - you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn'cha!"

"Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word."

"If you want to be good doctors and nurses, you d$$$-sure better get ready to get in trouble - a lot. Because patients are stupid, and they are really scared. And some of them need you to hold their hands, and you should. Others need you to kick their a$$es, and you absolutely should do that, too. But, it really all just comes down to whether or not you got the guts to say just exactly what you know in your heart of hearts you really should say."

"So, what you're saying is that you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem. But here's the problem, Newbie: it's not my problem."

"Jordan, be reasonable. If you're incubating some kind of man-bat in there, we should find out about it as soon as possible - there are vaccinations to consider."

"You see Dr. Wen in there? He's explaining to that family that something went wrong and that the patient died. He's gonna tell them what happened, he's gonna say he's sorry and then he's going back to work. Do you think anybody else in that room is going back to work today? That is why we distance ourselves; that is why we make jokes. We don't do it because it's fun, we do it so we can get by. And sometimes because it's fun. But mostly, it's the gettin' by thing."

"Sometimes you marry someone just like your mother. Then you remember you hate your mother."

-Dr. Perry Cox

"Stick to the truth and nobody gets hurt - that's my philosophy...philosophy is tricky."

"A bunch of posters can't turn you into a role model if you've been one all along."

-Dr. John Michael Dorrian

"What, I made you guys go out tonight? Hey, I have a venture capital presentation Thursday. Ask me if I want to go out drinking Wednesday night...Sorry, sorry, I can't. I have a presentation. You see, the truth is you guys have been complaining about work since the second I got here, just dying for an excuse to blow it off. So maybe you should stop being all mad at me when really you're just p$$$ed 'cause you hate your jobs."

-Spence; Ryan Renolds

"Why don't we just skip what I think and jump straight ahead to not having s$$ for a month?"

-Dr. Christopher Turk

"The point is, if you hate your job, maybe you need to switch careers; if you can't get into a relationship, maybe you have problems with commitment, huh? And I know that I'm right, 'cause I'm the exact same way: I blame my parents for not preparing me for the real world, I blame this hospital for taking up all of my time; I'm even blaming you for jeopardizing my future! But, you know what? It's time for me to grow up and start holding myself accountable. And I'm doing it."

-Dr. Elliot Reid

"I'll tell you why I'm doing this, Perry. Because we've been dancing the same annoying dance for years now! One of us gets angry and walks away, and the other person's too stubborn to go after them. Before you know it, you're sleeping with some toothpick-size pharmaceutical rep, and I'm trying to convince my mom that the thing in my suitcase is a giant electric melon-baller! Well guess what? Things are different now - we have a kid together. I'm not going home until you promise that you're coming home with me."

"Honey I know your type. It is so easy to see other people's problems from way up there on your pedestal, but you better be careful up there because if you fall off and have to walk around down here with the rest of us, I don't know, you might catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror or the surface of a pond, your boyfriend's gigantic shiny head, and trust me, you're not gonna like what you see."

"Sweetie, I have feelings for you, too; I do. But unlike you, I have some b$$$s, so you don't hear me whining about it."

-Jordan Sullivan

"This is about you not being able to commit, because committing means saying goodbye to whatever unfulfilled fantasy of love you've concocted after seeing too many Meg Ryan movies. But men don't come and make everything all better - they're only human. And you shouldn't punish him because you were forced to grow up so fast you never learned how to let someone else take care of you. He's not your father, okay, he's not necessarily gonna disappear at the first sign of trouble. And, as scary as it is to consider letting yourself be truly vulnerable with another human being, what's even scarier is that deep down inside you know you picked this man...and if you run away from him now, you'll be running away from being the kind of person you always wanted to be."

-Carla Espinoza

"I spoke to my cardiologist, and he said if you hadn't caught my high blood-pressure, and it had continued unchecked, it, uh, might have resulted in a mild case of...death."

-Dr. Bob Kelso

"Keep your head up but always keep an eye on where you are walking."

-Edward Deighan

"People may say I can't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing."

-Florence Foster Jenkins

"Make your life a mission - not an intermission."

-Arnold Glasgow

"Can you take me higher...to a place where blind men see?"

"We've had our shares of ups and downs, oh! How quickly life can turn around...in an instant!"

"What controls your thoughts controls your mind."

-Creed

"Whisper three words and I'll come running."

-Michael Jackson

"I can feel the magic floating in the air. Being with you makes me that way."

-Faith Hill

"We can never bring anything to us unless we are grateful for what we have. In fact, if somebody was completely and utterly grateful for everything, they would never have to ask for anything, because it would be given to them before they even asked. That is the power of Gratitude."

-The Secret Daily Teachings

"Confidence is admitting who you are, what you've done, and loving yourself for who you've become, no matter what others think of you."

-C. Wright Mills

"Write this down and read and reread: 'My habits predict my future'."

"As soon as you truly commit to making something happen, the 'how' will reveal itself."

-Tony Robbins

"My father taught me a valuable lesson; there is no revenge as complete as forgiveness. He's your father, too."

-Sister Heather

"Wars are heartless."

-Colonel Zex

"The only thing we can do is educate our kids on what substance abuse really is. And that means letting them know, honestly, that there's a huge difference between recreational use and chemical dependence. No, smoking a bowl with some friends isn't going to turn you into a drooling social outcast. But keeping yourself in a perpetual buzz day-in and day-out will not only cost you a f$$$load of money, but if you get caught doing it, your a$$ will go to jail. And no, despite what the stoners tell you, that s$$$ isn't as harmless as candy. Drinking a few beers with friends isn't going to make you beat your wife and kids. But drinking in the wrong situations is a good way to wind up becoming a parent yourself, and drinking and driving is a good way to wind up f$$$ing dead. If the ensuing wreck doesn't kill you, I f$$$ing will."

"Observing our married friends, and misinterpreting the husband's reactions to questions that used to require no thought: when we ask him if he wants to go out and grab a beer with us, and he replies with, ‘Sure, just let me run it by the wife real quick,’ we see him as imprisoned. As if everything he does requires permission from a secondary mother. We don't see it for what it really is: a simple act of courtesy. Making sure that you both don't have prior plans. Or you're not hurting for money this week. Or that the kids don't have something that requires your attention."

"In a perfect world, our kids' first introduction to alcohol would be in a controlled environment, chaperoned by responsible adults who could provide transportation home and a safe atmosphere. But the truth is, most of them will find out exactly like we did. In a friend's basement, yelling over loud music, through a thick layer of smoke."

"Almost nobody has a plan for how they're going to raise their kids. What they have, instead, is a series of promises about how they won't raise them."

"Every kid has a time where it seems like Mom and Dad just threw out a punishment for the hell of it. Well, here's why they do it: Fear. Fear, that we're not doing enough to teach our kids, fear that they're going to stop listening to us, and mess up their lives in some unfixable way. Remember, parents are trainers. Our job isn't to just keep you alive until you're legally allowed to get the fuck out of our house. It's to pass along as much knowledge as possible to ensure that you have every fighting chance of being successful when you're on your own. And this is all done under an extremely tight deadline. We're cramming 30-plus years of our own experiences and lessons into a tiny decade-long window between the age when you're actually old enough to listen, and when you're old enough to shut us out."

"So an out-of-the-blue punishment that seems way out of proportion to the crime is often due to that fear, that we're not getting through. If it gets to where the kid just factors in the punishments as part of the price of having fun, then we've failed."

"The lesson isn't so much, 'You'll pay for your insolence,' as it is, 'We don't have time for this. You have to learn that there are consequences for disobeying me because all of the other lessons you'll learn from me require that you listen.'

"If a kid, from birth on, has always had a roof and electricity and internet access, he or she is automatically going to start treating them like constants, like the air they breathe. They can't know the fear; the constant anxiety a grown-up feels knowing that, in fact, we are all one back injury away from being homeless."

"Kids need a break. Being a kid is hard. For a kid, going to school is as demanding as a full time job - those were some of the hardest years of my life. Yes, I work twice as many hours as them now, but I'm a 37 year old man and I worked my way up to that."

-John Cheese

"Life is but one continual course of instruction. The hand of the parent writes on the heart of the child the first faint characters which time deepens into strength so that nothing can efface them."

"Don't tell me you're a victim; show me you're a survivor!"

-R. Hills

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."

"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win."

-Zig Ziglar

"Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging."

"Space may be the final frontier but it’s made in a Hollywood basement."

"I know…I know for sure that life is beautiful around the world. I know…I know it’s true."

"Throw me to the sky because you know I'm coming back."

"Be the one to see my flaws; make me bleed with painted claws."

"Around the world, I feel dutiful. Take a wife ‘cuz life is beautiful!"

"Destruction leads to a very rough road, but it also breeds creation."

-Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."

-Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy."

-Anne Frank

"My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate."

-Thornton Wilder

"If the wind will not serve, take to the oars."

-Latin Proverb

"When the music changes, so does the dance."

"If you don't have money to buy new clothes; fix the ones you already have."

"He who wants to be famous will have many sleepless nights."

-African Proverb

"He who would leap high must take a long run."

-Danish Proverb

"A bird that flies from the ground onto an anthill does not know that it is still on the ground."

-Nigerian Proverb

"No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come."

-Congolese Proverb

"Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water."

-Malagasy Proverb

"Two bulls can't stay in the same kraal (pen)."

-Tswana Proverb

"Even the ostrich, with its long neck and sharp eyes, cannot see what will happen in the future."

-Maasai Proverb

"Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree."

-Ethiopian Proverb

"He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much."

-Elbert Hubbard

"Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost."

-Martina Navratilova

"Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings."

-C. Archie Danielson

"Nothing limits achievement like small thinking; nothing expands possibilities like unleashed imagination."

-William Arthur Ward

"Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy."

-Robert Heinlein

"You get self-satisfaction from pushing yourself to the limit, knowing that all the effort is going to pay off."

-Mary Lou Retton

"Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are."

-Kurt Cobain

"Courage is facing your fears. Stupidity is fearing nothing."

-Todd Bellemare

"“I'm just an advertisement for a version of myself.”

-David Byrne

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

-Misty Thomas

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."

-Scott Adams

"I’m sure you’d do the same thing, if you were me, and I was you, and everything was completely different."

-Dogbert

"I hate slurping. It’s what broke up my marriage."

-Alice

"Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them."

"How vain is it to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."

-Henry David Thoreau

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

-Golda Meir [to a visiting Grand Chessmater]

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

-General George S. Patton

"What is written without effort is usually read without pleasure."

-Samueal Johnson

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

-Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

"These colors will not change; you change the way I see them. These words will fade when you explain why you hate them."

"I'm outside of your window with my radio...they play the oldies station...they play the song I know...you are the song I know."

"Spare me just...three last words. 'I love you,' is all she heard. I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever."

-Hawthorne Heights

"To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never, to forget."

-Arundhati Roy

"Thought is the greatest of pleasures."

-Gustave Flaubert

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

"The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye. The story of love is: hello, goodbye."

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace."

-Jimi Hendrix

"Because you are alive…everything is possible."

-Thich Nhat Hanh

"All of us live in a castle. Around the castle is a moat, and over the moat, there is a drawbridge which we can lower, open, or raise shut, depending upon our will."

-M. Scott Peck

"There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be."

-Pearl S. Buck

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn! My God, do you learn."

"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."

-C.S. Lewis

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

"Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions - small people always do that. But 'the really great', make you believe that, you, too, can become great."

"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who can't."

-Mark Twain

"It is a monstrous thing, the heart."

-Louis Bogan

"Nobody can go back and create a new beginning. But everyone can start now and create a new ending."

"The caliber of a person is not how well he prepares for everything to go right, but how he stands up and moves on after everything has gone wrong."

"In quietness, you find wisdom, in wisdom you find truth, in truth you find trust, in trust you find love, in love you find happiness, in happiness you find you."

"Be a giver, not a taker; Listen more, talk less; compliment more, criticize less; forgive more, judge less. In the end, you will be happy more, and not friendless."

"Sometimes we do things we know we shouldn't, and that's why we do them. I would rather do them and learn it's wrong, then to never know if it was right."

"Watch your thoughts, they become your words. Watch your words, they become your actions. Watch your actions, they become your destiny!"

"The 3 C's of life: choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change."

"Change is the essence of life. Be willing to surrender what you are for what you could become."

"Too often, we are judged by our last worst act rather than our best intentions or noblest actions."

"Good or bad, what you focus on affects your thoughts. What you think about affects your feelings. How you feel will affect you and everyone around you."

"There are a few things you simply just cannot recover...words that have been spoken, opportunities that have been missed and time that has passed."

"A true person builds the foundation of his life with the bricks that others throw at him."

"A wise person will speak because they have something to say, a foolish person will speak because they have to say something."

"Love me or hate me, they are both in my favor. If you love me, I will always be on your heart. Hate me, and I will always be on your mind."

"A wise man once told me: time is our worst enemy because it is the one thing we cannot control. The only thing about time you can control is how you spend it."

-Joel Sanabria

"Everyone says that loves hurts, but that's not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Everyone confuses these with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain, and makes us feel wonderful again."

-William Carey Cavins

"If I had been there I would have known and I wouldn't be like I am now."

-Nihilism

"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened."

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

"War is mainly a catalogue of blunders."

-Sir Winston Churchill

"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."

-Ray Kroc

"All men die, but some men never really live."

-William Wallace

"Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will."

-Dr. Robert Anthony

"I don't like that man. I must get to know him better."

"Let the people know the truth and the country is safe."

"If I had two faces, do you honestly think I'd wear this one?"

-Abraham Lincoln

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."

-Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

"Why do people say 'grow some b$$$s?' B$$$s are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a v$$$$$! Those things take a pounding!"

-Betty White

"If you can't be different, why be?"

-Jay McDonald

"Remember, kids, with great power comes great opportunity to abuse that power."

-Black Mage

"All I know is we, as temporal beings, exist in time. Our reality is the space of experience measured in time. Since the encounter did not happen outside of time - as evidenced by the fact that we were capable of sensing it - it was experienced by us."

-Thief

"May the force be with you."

"You will know... when you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense. Never for attack."

"Hard to see, the dark side is. We must investigate further before drawing a conclusion to the identity of your adversary. "

"Careful, you must be, when sensing the future, Anakin. The fear of loss is a path to the dark side...death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is...train yourself to let go, of everything you fear to lose."

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you. "

"What he was doing? Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless."

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is."

"Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future."

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

-Yoda

"Stab the body and it heals, but injure the heart and the wound lasts a lifetime."

-Mineko Iwasaki

"If we don't require students to do simple problems that calculators can solve, how do we expect them to solve the more complex problems that the calculator cannot do?"

"The sole purpose of teaching math is for thinking and discipline, both of which expand the mind and increase the student's ability to function as a contributing individual in society: the ultimate goals of education."

-Diane Hunsaker

"It's time to break our ties with anything in us that would rather complain about its situation than go to work to change it."

-Guy Finley

"Sometimes I feel like letting my dad's dog out the door, and pretending he just "got out." But then, my dad's face pops into my head...and, oh boy, does he have one scary angry face!"

-Mercedes Virnich

"To live is to suffer; to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."

"We each walk the path, that you've chosen"

"I thank you Lord for today, and everyday that's followed. I thank you Lord for today, and I will pray for tomorrow."

"Either let me fly or give me death. Let my soul rest; take my breath. If I don't fly, I'ma die anyway. I'ma live on, but I'll be gone any day."

-DMX

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel."

-Bloodhound Gang

"Respect my Authoriti!"

-Eric Cartman

"Herb is a gift from the Earth, and what's of the Earth is of the greatest worth. So before you knock it, try it first, and you'll see it a blessing, not a curse."

-Ben Harper

"Don't take any of this to mean we're diminishing what he did during the war - the sad epilogue in Schindler's life actually makes his heroism during the Holocaust all the more remarkable. This was not a particularly competent or driven or talented man - he had no other successes to his name. But godd$$$ did the guy step up when the human race needed him to."

-Mike Cooney

"Let life be expressed through you."

-Racquel

"Never let people who have no desire to win convince you that your game plan is wrong."

-Matthew Barnett

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

-Martin Luther King Jr.

"Look, I can't change the way I think and I can't change the way I am."

"So tell Saddam not to bother with makin' another bomb cause I'm crushin' the whole world in my palm."

"When we die, we all go the same way."

"It's cool to be a player; it sucks to be a fan."

"For these Grant's and Jackson's; these transactions help explain a man's actions."

"Life is full of empty promises and broken dreams."

"'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak. And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up - but you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength, and just pull that s$$$ out of you, and get that motivation to not give up, and not be a quitter - no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse!"

-Eminem

"Til' the roof comes off, til' the lights go out, til' my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. Til' the smoke clears out, and my high burn out, I'ma rip this s$$$, til' my bones collapse."

-Nate Dogg

"If I got taken out by a puppet like you...well, I don't think I could live with myself!"

-Ken Masters

"Don't wish upon a star, reach for one."

-Allison West

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

-Morphius

"Dodge this."

-Trinity

“I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.”

-John Burroughs

"There is just one life for each of us: our own."

-Euripides

“In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."

"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion."

-Dalai Lama

"There is nothing that wastes the body like worry, and one who has any faith in God should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever."

“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."

"Men often become what they believe themselves to be. If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it even if I didn't have it in the beginning."

-Mahatma Gandhi

"I grab the mic and make it hot, I grab the mic and make it mine."

"Nothing could be so beautiful, than watching the whole world crumbling down on me."

"I took the ropes I was supposed to climb and made nooses."

"I came from the bottom so I treasure the top."

-Crazy Town

"Why do you like playing around with my narrow scope of reality?"

-Disturbed

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

-Plato

"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."

-Arthur C. Clarke

"Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit."

"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet."

-Aristotle

"They've found the gene for shyness. They would've found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes."

-Johnathon Katz

"Do more things that are actually fun, and not just killing-time fun."

"Play less video games. And throw more snakes at things."

"'Throwing snakes at things,' is a metaphor for doing something unexpected or memorable; especially something outside your comfort zone.

'"Holy s$$$, I can't believe I threw that snake at that thing!' you'll say to your grandchildren one day. You'll get told off by your daughter-in-law for swearing, and because she's kind of shrewish. But that will be fine, because you're old and you've thrown some snakes - nothing she says can touch you. Do you see what I'm saying?

"No you don't. But you will when you throw a snake. Or if someone throws a snake at you. It works both ways. And that's the last bit of advice: hang out with the snake-throwers. That's where life is happening."

-Chris Bucholz

"You see things, and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'"

-George Bernard Shaw

"Education costs money...but then, so does ignorance."

-Sir Claus Moser

"Associate yourself with people of good quality, for it is better to be alone than in bad company."

-Booker T. Washington

"The sweetest person in the world can be the meanest person in the world, if you make them that way."

-Steven A. Lindsey

"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"

"Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test."

"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."

-Calvin & Hobbes

"Omninousness is in the air. I know because of the music."

-Narrator: Shin Chan

"I know you’re hungry, but I’m sleepy, and sleepy beats hungry in paper and scissors and fire."

"That whole thing couldn’tve been a dream! The dinosaurs were too real!"

-Shin Nohara

"Forget about fun. We’re doing this ‘cuz I’m the dad and I decide stuff when mom’s busy."

"Listen , guys, I have to take this c$$$ at work, but I’m vice president here." /his house

-Hiro Nohara

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

-Mitch Hedberg

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"The past is over. Forgiveness means giving up all hope of a better past."

-Lily Tomlin

"No one ever sees your vision until you're successful."

-Kevin Delarosa

"Enjoy the spin of your own record. Feel the groves and manifest your best tunes ever."

-Gigi Galluzzo

"The way you treat a woman doesn't just represent who you are, but how you were raised. If a guy treats you like a Queen, chances are he was raised by one."

-Farah Wadia

"Let us crystalize our hearts' intentions and life's purpose to work towards the highest good for all people and our planet."

-Carlos Santana

"You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you."

-James Allen

"Live long and prosper."

-Spock

"It does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop."

"The man who chases two rabbits, catches none."

-Confucius

"A word to the wise isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need all the advice."

-Bill Cosby

"If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought."

-Peace Pilgrim

"You have to believe it's possible, and believe in yourself. Because after you've decided what you want, you have to believe it's possible. And possible for you, not just for other people. Then you need to seek out models, mentors, and coaches."

-Jack Canfield

"Don't let your expectations become your limitations."

-Ty Kaleigh

"Aspire to inspire before you expire."

-Ty Kirk Keener

"Everyone dies, but not everyone really lives."

-Che Guevara

"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself."

-Charlie Chaplin

"If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."

-John Louis von Neumann

"Only by joy and sorrow does a person know anything about themselves and their destiny. They learn what to do and what to avoid."

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"The chief function of our body is to carry our brain around."

-Thomas Edison

"A winner loses more often than losers."

-James A. Worsham

"If you do not breathe through writing - if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing - then don't write, because our culture has no use for it."

-Anais Nin

"We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves to be like other people."

-Arthur Schopenhauer

"I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether we be six or sixty."

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

"When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way."

-Walter Elias Disney

"A witty saying proves nothing."

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

"Common sense is not so common."

"I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it."

"What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly - that is the first law of nature."

-Voltaire

"Well I hope it all works for the best....tho I know ups come with their downs."

-Minimooky

"Change happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go."

-Spencer Johnson

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."

-Carl Jung

"If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you."

-Joss Whedon

"The band you're seeing doesn't play dance music, but still some people are dancing. Should you do that? Obviously not, because you look terrible when you do. And everyone else seems to know exactly what to yell, ("Woo"), and exactly when to yell it, (when the moment is right). All of these tricks are lost on you, because you're only really good at listening to music quietly in your headphones as a way of avoiding conversations with people. Some people can scream "Woo!" with total conviction, but not you; when you shout "Woo," it's clear to everyone that your subtext is "Did I do that right?"

"Intellectually and emotionally speaking, the socially awkward man is always five years younger than he technically is, because awkwardness is all about being slightly behind everyone else, always."

"And the truth is that everyone else is probably just as dumb as you are. They're just as confused, and just as unprepared. The difference is that they know how to fake it, and you don't, because faking requires confidence, and you're not the guy with confidence. You're the guy who's afraid that if people hear you pee, they'll know you're doing it wrong, (somehow)."

-Daniel ‘O’ Brien

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"By choosing not to allow parts of ourselves to exist, we are forced to expend huge amounts of psychic energy to keep them beneath the surface."

-Debbie Ford

"I want a female who comes into my life by accident and stays on purpose."

-Greg

"Un niño siempre puede enseñar tres cosas a un adulto: a ponerse contento sin motivo, a estar siempre ocupado con algo y a saber exigir con todas sus fuerzas aquéllo que desea."

-Paulo Coelho

"I am always doing things I can't do; that's how I get to do them."

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it."

"Painting is just another way of keeping a diary."

"When I was a child, my mother said to me, if you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk, you'll end up as the pope. Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso."

-Pablo Picasso

"Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them."

-Richard L. Evans

"Be wise enough to see the need for change, bold enough to run towards it, and humble enough to allow it to take effect."

-Charles L. Resnover

"If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?"

-Jarrett Barker

"I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and peace – a connection to what matters. What I know for sure is that you feel real joy in direct proportion to how connected you are to living your truth."

"The thing you fear most has no power. Your fear of it is what has the power. Facing the truth really will set you free."

"Nothing about my life is lucky. Nothing. A lot of grace, a lot of blessings, a lot of divine order, but I don't believe in luck. For me, luck is preparation meeting the moment of opportunity. There is no luck without you being prepared to handle that moment of opportunity. Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for the moment that is to come."

-Oprah Winfrey

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."

-Peter F. Drucker

"Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom."

-Merry Browne

"In the mourning, I could see the signs...no wonder I could never keep you satisfied."

"Some things can be lost, but I just found a new way through it."

“You can change the world – it’s your world!”

"Hey, hey, hey, I just found my way (while all you stupid $$$$$ers walk around astounded, and drownin')."

-Tantric

"What would you do if it was you? Would you take everything for granted like you do?"

“And you always find a way, to keep me right here waitin’...you always find the words to say to keep me right here waitin’. Just know if you chose to walk away, I’d still be right here waitin’...hoping for a chance to say [something]...to keep you right here waitin.’”

"I'm sitting locked inside my head, remembering everything you said. The silence gets us nowhere - gets us nowhere way too fast."

"I learned to live without a doubt. Just a shell with me stuck inside; a prison - not a place to hide."

"Did daddy not love you? Or did he love you just too much? Did he ignore you? Did he live through you at your cost? Did he leave no questions for you to answer on your own?"

-Staind

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

-William M. Thackeray

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