
you heard me! push-up pops are evil. thats why i'm setting up a lawsuit aginst the push-up pop people . why? you may ask. beacuse of the distress there prouduct has caused me. yes distress. no not from weight that i MIGHT have gained in consuming the prouduct.(that would be REALLY dumb) but from when i was finished with it. yes i am going to tell you the tragicly shocking tale. as boath a warning and an argument for my case.
it all started last night( 6-10-99 ) when i was eating a push-pop and waching t.v. it was a grape push-pop(infromation that will be use full later on in my case)when i was finished i looked at it.and decided to push it up farther. when all of a sudden it poped up and hit me in the face! not the cheep cardborard but the plastic part.it did no phyical damage(thankfuly) this is where the distress comes in.
my mom had been in the door way when it happened saw it hit me, and LAUGHED. can you possibly imagin the pain it caused to see her laugh at me?
so today i was eating yet another grape pop, when you guessed it the exact thing happened.this time noone was there to see it happen.but when i told my mom what happened and that i was going to sue the company she only laughed. so i ate an orange push up pop(to sooth the pain)and it didn't pop up in my face.
so to sum up the entire thing....the pushey thing on the grape push-up pop popped me in the face. my mom laughed at me. this caused me great distress, it happened a second time. but it didn't happen with the orange one so i'm setting up a law suit aginst the company who manufacters the prouduct. thanks for your time and support.
if you think this is dumb,crazy,wonderful,or all of the above rember this... IF AN OLD LADY CAN SPILL COFFIE ON HER SELF SUE MCDONALDS FOR IT , AND WIN. THAN I CAN SUE THE PUSH-UP POP PEOPLE. ONCE AGAIN I SAY THANKS.
(i am NOT suing ANYONE yes i did pop myself in the face with the plastic part of a push up pop twice. that part was true, but if you believe that i would sue the company over somethimg that dumb. you must be dumber than i am or just really gullible :0) )