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STONER POEMS!!!...enjoy =)

Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If God didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try!


I smoke two joints in the morning,
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the evening, it
makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in the time of
peace,
I smoke two joints in the time of
war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke
two joints,
And then I smoke two more.

"Hello mother. Hello father.
Here I am at, Camp
Marijuana. Crack is good, but weed is better.
I`m so fucked up a friend wrote this letter

Lifes a bitch,
And then you die.
So grab a bowl and lets get high.
If at first you dont suceed,
Find a friend with better weed.
Layin' in bed blazin' a joint,
Try it kids you'll get the point.
Bouncin' in my impala,
Headin' for the border.
Goin' to mexico,
I'm gonna buy a quarter.
I just mugged a guy,
Took all his cash.
Goin' to the dealer to buy a
pound of grass.
Gonna put it with my stash.
Then I'm gonna blaze a fat j,
Makes me feel ok.
So kids,
Try one today.
Hey, don't be so gay.
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS,
DON'T TRY TO FRONT.
JUST RELAX,
WE CAN SMOKE A
BLUNT!!!

Party hardy,
Rock n' roll.
Drink a forty,
Smoke a bowl.
We are stoners,
We have class.
Mess with us,
We'll kick your ass.
For all you preps who think
you're cool.
Shut the hell up,
Cause stoners rule!!!

T'was the night before tomorrow, And all through my room. A big cloud of smoke, And a bong I call zoom. The dog is stumbling, The cat is dead. Sarah is high, Giving somebody head. Then out in the street, There was a comotion. I put down my bong, Spilling the potion. The cops were here, They found my stash. They spilled the beer, and took my hash. I begged and I pleaded, As they drove outta sight. Fuck you all, That's my weed you're gonna smoke tonight!

Bong Song
OOh, that girl's so scandalous.
'Cuz she's puffin' that weed and
cannibus.
Smokin' them thangs like
"Who's the ish!"
With a look in her eyes so
devilish.
She gets weed at the hip-hop
spots.
With the seeds, she can play
connect the dots.
When she's herbin' they call the
cops.
'Cuz she smokin' La weeda
loca!
She's got weed by the truck,
truck, truck.
Blunts like what, what, what.
Baby blaze it up, up, up.
I think I'll sing it again...
She's got weed by the truck,
truck, truck.
Blunts like what, what, what.
All night long...
Let me hit-that-bong!!!
I love it when the weed
grow...da da da da
Baby let a brotha know...da da
da da
When will you get some mo'
?...da da da da
That bong bong bong bong
bong.

Sex, drugs, rock and roll.
Speed, weed, birth control.
Life's a bitch,
And then you die.
So fuck the world,
Let's get high!!!!

Stoners live and stoners die.
But in the end we all get high.
So if in life you don't succeed.
Just fuck it all and smoke some
weed.