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...after his own echo tells him to shut up.
...when, after lamenting Bart's death, he finds out that his son is alive.
...after smithers tells him that he has to deliver his speech in five minutes.
...when Marge tells him her plans for the evening.
...upon discovering that the extension cord for the Chirstmas lights is tangled
...when Marge says he can't "wave [his] fanny" in public while sitting next to Mr. Burns.
...when he falls into the dugout.
...when he realizes that he's out of Duff.
...as his golf ball bounces out of the park.
...after tasting a mouthful of bee-laden honey (twice)
...as he watches a football game before going to church.
...as he tries to coax Bart out of his room.
...while the kids are misbehaving at the company picnic.
...after a ball hits him in the back of the head.
...upon discovering that he has crushed the flowers around his own house.
...in response to Marge's suggestion that the family move to a larger community
...after Homer identifies them as the worst family in town.
...after Lisa snatches a cupcake away from him.
...as he is pelted with water balloons (twice).
...when, after looking all over the house for his keys, he discovers that they are in the door.
...while getting beat up by Bart in a boxing video game.
...when a player fumbles.
...when he finds out that Patty and Selma are joining the family for dinner.
...when his lottery numbers are not picked.
...after Bart pulls the fake beard off of his Santa suit.
...when Bart names his putter, "Mr. Putter."
...when Flanders sees bart meditating with his putter.
...when Homer's "'fraid not infinity" is beat by Flanders's "'fraid not infinity plus one."
...when he realizes that Flanders is not humiliated by having to wear his wife's best dress.
...when he bangs his head on the door frame of Santa's Workshop.
...when bart says, "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?"
...during a nightmare in which Bart beats him up.
...when he discovers that the picture of him dancing with Princess Kashmir is on display at Moe's.
...after he falls and is unable to get back up.
... after Marge tells him that Patty and Selma are coming over.
...after a videotape depicting him as a coward is shown in court.
...when Bart's vision returns and he asks for a TV in his room.
...after Dr. Hibbert tells Marge that she's pregnant.
...when Principal Skinner calls about Bart.
...after realizing that he has introduced Patty as Selma to Skinner.
...when he is pulled over by a state trooper on the highway.
...as he falls down Sringfield Gorge.
...upon seeing that the family has disappeared just as he warns them not to get separated.
...as he is stuck in a waterslidie and hit by several kids.
...upon learning that Marge is too busy to make prok chops.
...when Marge testifies that she doesn't think Dr. Nick is a real M.D.
...when he is told that his neatloaf will take eight seconds to cook.
...when he realizes that he's out of tartar sauce.
...after Carl calls him "chrome dome".
...when he realizes that Patty and Selma are at the door.
...after Patty and Selma comment that even a caveman could start a fire
...as he struggles to light the logs in the fireplace.
...as Lisa plays her saxophone loudly.
...after Skinner announces that the recital he is attending is the first in a series.
...after Bart makes an insincere promise.
...when the phone rings while he is taping his video to Maggie.
...when he sees Barney from the prison window.
...when Santa's Little Helper rips up the sports section of the newpaper.
...when he realizes that Santa's Little Helper has run away.
...after Bart tells Marge that his Assassins sneakers cost $125.
...after all the channels broadcast the story about how he got stuck in the waterslide.
...when his stomach gurgles, just as he promises to start dieting.
...upon viewing Marge's nude painting of Mr. Burns.

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