PY>how did i get put in charge of this forum? :)
oh well.. its all good..
PY>so hmm.. silly story.. lets see.. 
once there was this woman.. she lived
PY>in a suburban hell in northern nj.  
she liked to go to the mall and
PY>freak people out by asking random people 
odd questions and going to
PY>diners and telling people that they 
"would be saved"  one day she woke
PY>up and noticed that....
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five small white goats were milling under 
her bed, one of which was wearing a 
tiny video camera in its left ear. 
"Gretchen!"  It said to her.  She was 
surprised.  Mostly that since the goat 
could talk, she didn't see why it couldn't  
get her name right.  
"Millie."  She told the goat.  
"I was just sneezing ", the goat replied.  
The goat then motioned with  his chin to 
his pale and dusty bretheren and they
followed him outside, where they hotfooted 
it to Millie's favorite
diner...