The Old Record Lyrics
The Old Record lyrics
Othello

How can you say that you love me when you never look me in the face?
How can you say that you need me when you've been messing around all over the place?
I went downtown yesterday and I was walking in the marketplace
All the women they laughed at me, they whispered that I was a disgrace

You've been out all night drinking again, you never even bother to call
Been crossing blades with God knows who, you're headed for your rise and fall
Sooner or later I'll wake up and rub the sleep out of my eyes
Later that day when you wake up you'll be in for a big surprise

Ooh, black, white and white go black,
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black

You talk about yourself all night when really you are such a bore
You give me flowers to my face, behind my back you call me a whore
I've had enough of your God knows what, I think it's time for you to leave
I've forgiven you too many times before, this time you get no reprieve

The bed's too big without you but I suppose it'll have to do
Better to lay in an empty bed than to spend another night beside you
People talking all over town about the way you've been putting me down
People talking all over town, they don't wanna see you around

Ooh, black, white and white go black,
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black

Ooh, black, white and white go black,
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white go black
Black, white, and white...
Nuisance

He don't leave when it's time to go
He don't leave at the end of the show
He's no friend an acquaintance at best
A scary guy in a leather vest

'Cause he's a nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance

When he speaks it's a scary sound
It's hard to keep him from hanging around
The girls won't give him the time of day, they just hope he'll go away

Why won't he go away,
why does he always stay?

'Cause he's a nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance

I wish he'd move to another place
or at least get out of my face
It seems that there is nothing left to do
I wish he would just get a clue

'Cause he's a nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance

Why won't he go, away,
why does he always stay?

'Cause he's a nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance
Nuisance

North Pole

In the snow, I sleep freezing,
constantly coughing and wheezing
Been awake the whole night through,
my mind reeling with thoughts of you

Sitting in the north pole,
it is really cold,
but I'm still waiting for you

My blood is cold as ice,
if you were here that would suffice
Staring blankly at the wall,
waiting patiently for your call

Sitting in the north pole,
it is really cold,
but I'm still waiting for you

The bread you baked when you left
is now a solid rock, a footrest
Tried to keep it warm for you,
it didn't last four years, only two

Sitting in the north pole,
it is really cold,
but I'm still waiting for you

You said you'd be back in 10,
good thing I believe in zen
You'll be back, that I know,
even though that was 3 years ago

Sitting in the north pole,
feels like I'm getting old,
but I'm still waiting for you

I know that you'll be back soon,
so I'll stay awake until you do
Borrowed a book from a friend of mine,
I've read it so many times

Sitting in the north pole,
it is really cold,
but I'm still waiting for you

Sitting in the north pole,
feels like I'm getting old,
but I'm still waiting for you
Waiting for you

He Wants Me Back

Yesterday the leaves were brown,
and I was wearing a big frown
because my lover left me for the girl
that he had loved before

The sky was cloudy then turned blue,
because I saw it was no use
to want someone whose heart was elsewhere
so I've decided not to care

He wants me back but he can't have me
He wants me back, there's no denying
He wants me back, he's on his knees
Now we'll see who's crying

The grass is greener without you, it's true,
so many things for me to do
Living my life for me and on my own
It's so great to be alone

And now you're knocking at my door, ha ha,
you've realized you love me more
Well I've no time to hear apologies,
I've got the world to see

He wants me back but he can't have me
He wants me back, there's no denying
He wants me back, he's on his knees
Now we'll see who's crying

My Problem

Never thought of leaving you today
Never thought I'd ever feel this way,
but now I'm gone and you are alone
I hope you're not waiting by the phone

I am never coming back,
not because of anything you lack
Believe me there's nothing you can do
The problem's with me and not with you

You've been there for me each and every time
Trust me it's not your problem it is mine
I'm sorry I don't know what's going through my head
I didn't mean for you to be misled

For some reason I don't know,
it doesn't feel right so I have to go
Don't let it hurt your self-esteem
You'll be some girl's ever lasting dream

It has nothing to do with you,
please trust me for I'm being true
I'm sorry for the pain it will bring,
it's just another dumb girl thing

You've been there for me each and every time
Trust me it's not your problem it is mine
I'm sorry I don't know what's going through my head I didn't mean for you to be misled

You've been there for me each and every time
Trust me it's not your problem it is mine
I'm sorry I don't know what's going through my head
I didn't mean for you to be misled

Blind Leading The Blind

Goals turned towards consumption away from the way we think
More concerned about what's in our pockets than the water that we drink
Apathy increasing where skepticism once prevailed
Ignorance covering the youth like a bride's white veil

It's the blind leading the blind,
happens all the time
In our politics and our schools,
now's the time to wake up before we end up fools

Convenience is the rule, in life from day to day
Reduction of ambition is becoming the way
Education lowers its standards in an attempt to be fair
Lack of encouragement causes students not to care

It's the blind leading the blind,
happens all the time
in our politics and our schools
Now's the time to wake up before we end up fools

Wake up and smell the coffee, separate the fiction from the fact
Look at the world today and you'll see it's time to act
Changing one's actions is certainly a start
but only if the change comes truly form the heart

It's the blind leading the blind,
happens all the time
in our politics and our schools
Now's the time to wake up before we become fools

Pick Up Lines

I opened up the door and then I walked into the bar
Through the smoky dim lit haze, I saw him from afar
Moved a little closer just to get a better view
He looked at me and smiled and said, "I'm the one for you."

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-made
Unfortunately so were his lines much to my dismay
Thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with his cash
"You'd look great on my yacht" was the best line that he had

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Over in the corner I saw this one all alone
Looked like Mr. Natural, the kind you would take home
At least until he opened his mouth,
"Hey babe, what's your sign?"

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Got fed up, decided to leave after one last drink
Felt a tap on my left shoulder and started to think
I can't take this anymore, what will this line be?
That's when he let his line fly, "Hi, my name is Steve."

Where have you been all my life, sweet thing?
Can I buy you a drink, marry you anything?

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Street Sweeper

There he goes running down the street
He's moving and panting and stomping his feet
He's hoping and trying to lose the law
He's almost away but there is a flaw

He hit a dead end and there is no way out,
but it seems as if he has no doubt
Look at that hole in the wall to his right
He's punching the bricks out with all of his might
He's making his way through, little by little

One minute more and he'll get to the middle
He gets to the other side and sees it,
his big black car and driver in it
The cops are gaining with each passing moment

It's making him nervous but he'll never show it
He's too rough for anyone
He's the 7th street gangster

He looks in the mirror and pulls out his gun,
he cocks it and aims it ready for fun
Got a big problem, his bullets are gone
But even worse his driver named Don is...

passed out on the floor of the car
With him down there they won't go far
The only solution is under his seat,
he pushes the button-the ground leaves his feet

Once again the 7th street gangster has won
Why do people challenge him when they know what will be done
He's never lost and I doubt he ever will
A word of warning to you all
Don't mess with the SSG

State of Mind

I can't believe the time
It's getting to be late, so crowded in the state of my mind
I can't seem to think straight, it's hard to tell my fate anymore
So would you be so kind to tell me which direction is the door

How will I manage to survive while I'm fighting this fiend
Welcome to the American machine

Blame-blame it on the game,
the move of the technocrat, watch him tip his hat, he's got no name
Corporation enterprise always tries to justify the end
Only for a short term, profits will be just around the bend

How will I manage to survive while I'm fighting this fiend
Welcome to the American machine

Oh I see the river red,
the government, the Pentagon, choose to feed the green beret instead
The streets are filled with homeless, the ignorant have nowhere to go
So tell me where's the medicare, amidst all the nuclear show

How will I manage to survive while I'm fighting this fiend
Welcome to the American machine

Keep On Running

Keep on running but I'm starting to tire
But I keep on moving 'cause my mind's on fire
It's an uphill climb and my feet are getting heavy
But I'll keep on running 'cause I'm feeling ready

Keep on running

Getting tired but I try to ignore it
'cause if I don't I'll be heading for it
I know if I stop I'll be a dead man,
the way it is for me it must be in the plan

Keep on running

Keep on running 'cause I can't turn back
I've got no choice my body's keeping track
of the miles I've gone and the miles left to go
If I stop now, everyone will surely know

Keep on running

Java Junkie

It started when he was just a young boy
Coffee soon became his favorite toy
A cup in the morning began his day,
soon he was drinking coffee all day

Java junkie-always has a cup of,
Java junkie--never gets enough of,
Java junkie--drinking coffee all day,
Java junkie--to a coffee god he prays

He's an addict and that's a fact, but at least he's not smoking crack

His parents found his new found addiction
So they hid all the coffee away in the kitchen
Nothing could stop him they knew it was true
He was totally hooked on the java brew

Java junkie-always has a cup of,
Java junkie--never gets enough of,
Java junkie--drinking coffee all day,
Java junkie--to a coffee god he prays

He's an addict and that's a fact, but at least he's not smoking crack

Old and Grey

Sometimes I think that my life has just begun
and someday I'll have my time in the sun,
but the best days of my life have past
and they went by so fast

It scares me to think just where my life has gone
And that I may never see tomorrow's dawn

I remember sitting on the swing
I was nearly seven years old
Contemplating, planning out my dreams
which of course would later be sold

It would be happiness and grace
then wake on this track of life and find that I'm losing the race

I find myself looking forward into time
Do as they say and you will be fine
Don't try to argue and don't try to complain
Hide your anger and your pain

It scares me to think just where my life has gone
And that I may never see tomorrow's dawn

Scooby Doo rap:
I remember when I used to be so young and so carefree
Now my life is filled with problems and responsibilities
Getting home by four to watch, Richie Rich and Scooby Doo
Was all that ever worried me, It was all I had to do
Looking at the older kids, always thought they were so great
Saw them hanging out at parties, always got to stay out late
By the time I reached that age the novelty had all but faded
Now that we are old and grey, we've become annoyed and hate it

And thinking back to the time when I was young,
I thought it would be so fun to grow up and do anything I want
It didn't turn out the way I thought

It would be happiness and grace
then wake on this track of life and find that I'm losing the race

Truth Hurts

Tell me what to do with my life,
telling me that I'm no good,
telling me that you are the very best
you're driving me up the wall

At one time you were on top
You thought you were a hot shot,
You never thought the ride would stop
Now the roller coaster's over,
Your only pal is your dog Rover
So much for your stay at the top

Talking about your lucky big deals,
demanding to top the bill
Boring, it's all so boring
I'm so glad the spotlight's gone

At one time you were on top
You thought you were a hot shot,
You never thought the ride would stop.
Now the roller coaster's over,
Your only pal is your dog Rover
So much for your stay at the top.

Now that the spotlight is gone,
running towards the bandwagon
claming everything is fine
You can't hide from the truth

At one time you were on top
You thought you were a hot shot,
You never thought the ride would stop
Now the roller coaster's over,
Your only pal is your dog Rover
So much for your stay at the top.

Better Than Anything

As I was walking on the bridge the other day,
I thought I saw you but you ducked and drove away
I could've sworn you told me you were gonna be out of town
I wanted to make sure but I couldn't track you down

And then the other night I tried to surprise you at your work,
but the guys in your office told me you'd gone home early with a smirk
Funny thing, you weren't at home and I began to sense a change
It was then I figured out that something was a little strange

For so long I thought you were better than anything,
but now I realize you aren't the way you seem

You must've thought that I was much too dumb to figure out
that you are a lying cheat that's always running about
Like all those nights you told me you were going out with the guys
Did you think I would believe you after you told 26 lies?

For so long I thought you were better than anything,
but now I realize you aren't the way you seem

Skinhead BBQ

We always need a skinhead BBQ back in the month of June
to ward off all the bad feelings left over from the fall and spring
We must rely on common sense to keep us out of any mess,
protect all those who do attend, and entertain them until the end

Why can't all things be simple just like a BBQ,
A summer skinhead BBQ
Someday they will

Hamburgers and hotdogs, chips and onion dip,
watermelon and Hawaiian punch to sip,
don't forget the oreos, double stuff of course

We always need a skinhead BBQ back in the month of June
to ward off all the bad feelings left over from the fall and spring
We must rely on common sense to keep us out of any mess,
protect all those who do attend, and entertain them until the end

Why can't all things be simple just like a BBQ,
A summer skinhead BBQ
Someday they will

Hamburgers and hotdogs, chips and onion dip,
watermelon and Hawaiian punch to sip,
don't forget the oreos, double stuff of course

Fight All Night

I don't wanna go out with you tonight,
I just wanna stay home and fight
Nothing sounds more fun than what we do,
can't imagine more fun with you

Do I remember what fun you can be,
no-it's been too long since you've had it with me
Why would I want to have a good time
when we can stay home and not spend a dime

It's always fun to be with you and never have anything to do
Why go out when we can fight, it's what we're use to every night

DHC

Woke up this morning and I looked outside
Just an average day, no new surprise
Picked up the paper and I read the front page
and what it said just blew me away

Top of the page and printed in red,
caught my eye and here's what it said-
something is wrong in the world today
Work, war, and crime can't walk a straight line

Out on the dance floor, everything's gonna be alright
Out on the dance floor,
Dance Hall, Dance Hall Crashers tonight

The world's a mess some people always say
Well you know they're right, but who am I to say
We keep on living and we take it all in stride
cause if we worry too much we'll never stay alive

Just keep on what you're doing, don't always look back
What happened then, it's all in the past
Just live for the moment and do what you will
We'll keep on playing cause we know the bill

Out on the dance floor, everything's gonna be alright
Out on the dance floor,
Dance Hall, Dance Hall Crashers tonight

Out on the dance floor, everything's gonna be alright
Out on the dance floor,
Dance Hall, Dance Hall Crashers tonight

So if something's wrong in the world today,
well that's alright, that's what we say
Worry about the next day when it's time has come,
just get up on your feet now and don't miss this song

We're all rocking steady, you should try it too
Don't worry about your image, it's just me and you
We're here right now, that's all we care about
Don't worry about tomorrow, let's go all out

Out on the dance floor, everything's gonna be alright
Out on the dance floor,
Dance Hall, Dance Hall Crashers tonight