Now listen to a story 'bout a horse named Har
a poor white steed, hadn't gotten very far
and then one day he was lookin' at some fool
he thought he was a nag, but she thought he was a jewel
Potential she said
Best friend, happy horse
First thing you know, ole Har's a happy boy
he's playin' with a clicker and a whole lotta toys
So they put him on a web site for all the world to see
and now he's a star of the equine family