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Well, fellow "hooligans", who are looking at this site, at last, the threats of a law suit have been dropped an the name has finally been released as you see! This site is always (never!) updated any more!
Welcome to "The Nicol Page". This page is 100% endorsed, licenced and official. Here you will find squalorously out of context quotes, slanderous names, satirical images and other such vulgarities.
Background: This site is based on the funny doings, actions and comments about a boy named Nicol.
At the age of 2 he was showing superior ability beyond his age. Realizing he had a special gift he decided to learn the dictionary off by heart. Deciding that Southern Africa was below his IQ level he decided to move to Perth. The most intelligent individuals he could find attended Aquinas College. After registering his application he decided to mingle with the common folk. Straight away he was insulted by the neandethals of lower intelligence. He retreated back to his house. Socially rejected he reconciled with his dictionary. It was then he decided to join the circus. In that day the begining of a wonderful Era arose. The Era of The Grand Magic Circus. Featuring Nicol
His Name: First we had better introduce you to this person's name so here it is:
For your personal enjoyment,
The first time out of Africa
The artist formely known as the honourable Prime Minister, his holiness, lord mayor, Major, Saint, Pope, Rabbi, Sir Andrew Niles Eddington Worthington Dirk Lewis Baxter Eugene Nicol 3rd of the eastern synagogue of the buddhist monks, Honorary doctorate, Phd, Mla, BSC, BA and his flying troupe of fantasmagoric flying fleas parading like faggots!!
and more recently
known as one of the following:
Igor, son of Chenobyl - Quasimodo - The hunchback of Notre Damn Jnr. - Conjoined Forehead
the unfinished Spanish Galleon of Finley Lake!
So now that you know him well, take a look at some of the (in the words of Nicol himself) outrageous stuff:
And a big hi there and thank you to Nicol himself for his inspiration for the web pager panel!!
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