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In association with Homer (left), some Hooters (center) and a drop of drink (right).

New Pictures Added - January 2000 The Alternative Crew in the United States

NEWAlternative Crew investigate the effects of Alcohol...NEW

The Alternative Crew are

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Joe 90 ; Nicky Nitro Johnny Turbo Elaine Kane

E-Mail us and we might even read it some day The Alternative Crew

This page is currently under construction

Alrighty, this is the Joe 90 page, you have probably already noticed that I have nothing to say and the only reason that I have a page of my own is to make me look good. Now I can say, "Hey you should see my Internet page", and before I had an Internet page I would not have been able to say that. Now do you see what I am getting at. It gives me something to talk about, another way to prove that I am cool.

JOE 90 FACT FILE REAL NAME:Joseph of the Nineties
AGE:That will be £2.40 please sir.
FAVOURITE SUPERHERO:The Roadrunner
REASON:Definitely not homosexual, Meep-Meep.
FAVOURITE SAYING:Feck off, they are not real .... OOPS !
FAVOURITE PLACE:Afghanistan
REASON:Nobody will ever go there to prove me wrong
CLAIM TO FAME:Has not given anything to charity or to travellers in over ten years.
AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE:Hopes to continue not giving anything to charity and also to make it into the record books for the Loudest Fart ever done live on radio.
THINGS THAT I THINK ARE GOOD!

Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery

Knightrider - Especially the Song.

NITELINKS - They are the way of the future kids. CLICK

Hooters - Self explanatory.

Baywatch - Self explanatory. (If it is not self explanatory see number 4, above.)

Drinkin' - See above.(Both the way of the future and self explanatory) AS OPPOSED TO THINGS THAT I THINK ARE BAD

Knightrider - Everything apart from the song.

Dublin City's Taxi service - This is a bad thing.

The rough and tumble of homosexual life.

Old People - A minority group that need no introduction..CLICK

Drinkin' - The only fault with this is that you can't get enough.

Brocoli, Turnip and Cabbage - Not only are they bad, they are evil.

NICKY NITRO FACT FILE

REAL NAME:Fidelma "CrackerJack" Mahony
AGE:Two pints of lager and a sausage
HOBBIES:Growler Hunting, Crackerspotting and has been known to like the odd shandy
FAVOURITE NOISE:Flow of a German Urinal
LEAST FAVOURITE NOISE:Time Please ladies and Gentlemen
FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORT:Ostritch
LEAST FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORT:Stealth Bomber
CLAIM TO FAME:Once kissed Captain America passionately and was arrested for Goat Interference in a highly sensitive environmental region of Eastern Yemen.
FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD ITEM:Spatula
REASON:"It doesn't look like an item, but hey, I'm not racist"

Nicky Nitro goes to AmsterdamCLICK

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Mr. J. Turbo (More to Come)

This page is still under construction. We hope to include a few more photographs and more links to comedy sites soon. Well, maybe not that soon, whenever we bother our arse, leave the pub, get sober, etc. In the mean-time you can catch us on FREEDOM 92 FM every Monday and Wednesday nights at 10 o'clock, e-mail us or phone us.

C O M I N G S O O N

Joe 90 reports on whether or not relations with sheep and other such animals are worth the bruised legs that you always seem to get. Johnny Turbo discovers a way of making musical murmurs while you are vomiting.

THE ALTERNATIVE HOUR - EVERY AND NIGHT AT 10 O'CLOCK ON FREEDOM 92 FM.

LINKS
Below are sites where some of the material used in the Alternative Hour comes from. The rest of the rubbish you will hear is just the mush that comes out of our minds because alcohol has turned us into little more than a bunch of babbling pillocks with a love for drink that will never die.

The Joker's Paradise
Dee Dee's Loonie Bin

A Message from "The Earmuff"
Visit the SouthPark Internet site.
The Voice of South Dublin Home Page.

FREEDOM 92 FM HOMEPAGE

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