The Dire Animal Kingdom Reloaded
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Ooh it's a Dire Cow. I wonder if its milk tastes- ARGGGGGHHHH!! Moo shuffle regurgitate cud chew cud *hears the word 'milk' *MOO! charge gore. |
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It can be ridden on- only if it doesn't kill you first. Kind of looks like H'nnie's Horsie, doesn't it? =) Too bad Horsie ain't black. Run run run run graze (this is the part when someone tries to get on it) O_O whinny kick. |
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It looks like Dolly. Except that Dolly is uglier. Much, much uglier. And has bald patches and is pink. Or, perhaps, a shade of lilac. Baaaaaaaaaa graze chew spit. |
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A dire Slug. Don't go near it. You don't want to know why. (It stinks.) Crawl crawl release-poison-gas crawl eat-dead-bodies. |
