As I sit here, let me tell you the qualities it takes to be a champion. It takes someone with heart. It takes someone with courage. It takes someone with no fear. And most of all it takes skill. You probably saying to yourself whats this guy talking about? Well let me tell you about it. It takes heart even to be a wrestler. Wrestlers die everyday. You have to go into every match thinking I could get hurt. But it takes courage to take you out of that. Knowing you will do whatever it takes to get the 1-2-3 and win. I am that guy that can do all these things. You see, I got a call today telling me that I would debut in a Royal Rumble match. Am I happy about it? Hell ya I am happy about it. Instead of kicking one ass I get to kick 9. I am ready for this. I have been training for the last 3 weeks for this and there in no one here that can stop me. But now I would like to say a tribute to someone out there. That someone is The Vine. You know I never really got to meet him or talk to him, but he was the best wrestler I have ever seen. And to see him retire out of nowhere kinda drops your heart. Because frankly, I was looking forward to locking arms with a legend. But anyways I would like to say to The Vine I hope he enjoys the rest of his life and peace be with him. But now about the match. There are some new faces I never seen, but there is also some old. There is some tall, and there is sme short. I can beat them all. And will prove it at Hangover. Sompeople may take me lightly in the Rumble. hey can say Acrophobia, never heard of them. I guarentee my name will be stuck in the back of their mind after this match. They will remember me as the one guy who won ring one at Hangover. Lets me talk about the wrestlers. I have a surprise I have instore for you at the end of the match.
Mike Dexter is nothing now. He has already talked about retiring. His heart will not be in it. Not even slightly. Hes just some pretend gothic guy running around trying to scare people with his looks. Hey but dont wory Dexter after I am done with you, you willget the look you want. Fucked up! You will scare everyone.
Twister your nothing but a spinning girl. You shouldnt be fighting with the big boys. After all you might break a nail. But I dont care if your a girl. You are still going to lose. I dont care if I bash your little pretty face in. Got it?
Timmis? Who the fuck are you? Damn you just plain outright suck if I havent heard of you. But anyways you have no business being in the ring with me. So go cry to ya momma! In fact you you suck more than a gay guy.
Iscariot your next on my hitlist. Im gonna knock you out so hard, you wont wake up until next Mayhem. So when me and you go toe to toe in the ring, do me a favor and go ahead and throw yourself over the top rope You will be the one that walks out the arena with a size 12 boot up your ass. You will be waddling home. HAHA.
Lets see. Next in line to get there ass kicked is Draven Xavier! Ya your vampire look will actually come in handy. When I bash you over the head you can suck your own blood. Im gonna be sure to use the Acid Reflux on you. O boy I cant wait to get eye to eye with you. What am I saying? Your never going to get eye to eye with me. Im going to pound your ass into the ground. I hope you believe in god, hell god cant even stpo me. Or hell since you know I am in the match, you may not show up. That would be the smart thing to do..
Drake Vandenhart you make me sick. With your lack of skill. Your lack of talent. Your a wannabe ever since you joined. You dont deserve to wrestle me. You should go do something that you are actually good at. But I guess it hard to fins a job when you seem to cant do nothing right. Ask Sylk about sucking, he tends to do that alot.
Shane Steel you seem to be next. I have admired you alot. Wait nevermind I didnt admire you. You actually felt good that when the Legend Acrophobia admired you. Hah im going to run over your ass harder then a 500 pound lady trying to get to an all you can eat buffet. So heres your warning now you may not come out alive. You may come out alive, but you will be in so much pain; you are going to regret it.
Last seems to be Jeremy Walker. Well go ahead when your in the ring; go ahead and walk your ass back home. Your nothing but a no good son a bitch that needs a good asss whipin. You have no chance to win over Acrophobia. So theres your warning!
They all have things in common. Such as no courage no heart, and worst of all no skill. They will fall short of winning this match! So dont even show up to the match. But hey ima nice guy. So heres the present I was talking about. Ima bring 9 wheelchairs with me just for you guys. Arent I a nice guy. But let me state that this one again is my debut match. Right now I am the underdog, and I understand that. They dont know what potential I have in the ring. I will be the surprise of the night. I will win for I am Acrophobia and I never lose. And I wont at Hangover!
Acrophobias face now turns toward his door as he begins to walk outside in his car. He drives oof. The out of nowhere a car comes and side swipes acrophobia and puts Acrophobia screaming down the side as he now finds himself crashed into a tree. Acrophobias not moving though. The scene fades to black as Acrophobias head is against the steering wheel of his car bleeding from the wound on his head.
Scene jumps to another place. Its has been 4 hours since the crash. Acrophobia is laying in a hospital with a bandage on his head. When he lifts his head he sees Hexfire talking to the doctor as the scene jumps over to them talking.
Hexfire- So how nad is he.
Doctor- Well he banged his head pretty hard into the wheel. He may have suffered.....
Acrophobia interupts them
Acrophobia- Comon yo, tell me what I suffered from SHIT, DAM PISS!
Doctor- Teretts.
Hexfire- Haha thats the funniest thing I ever heard. Hey Acrophobia what do you think of yourself as a wrestler?
Acrophobia- Well yo, I think that I SUCK, PISS, SHIT. Comon brother dont pull that SHIT, FUCK ,DAM on me.
Hexfire- I am going to enjoy this.
Doctor- Well he lost alot of blood. We had do a blood transfusion from another patient who just died.
Acrophobia-Hey yo doc, who did I get a blood transfusion from.
Doctor- You see that guy Across the room.
Acrophobia- The COCK BALLS SHIT guy over there? the black guy.
Doctor- Yes. There is some side effects from doing it from another person from another race.
Acrophobia- What dat yo?
Doctor- Well for the forst part your grammar might change slightly. Your skin could turn another color. You know nothing serious. Well it was nice treating you and good luck in your future.
Acrophobia sits from his bed as him and Hexfire go hom. Hexfire pulls up to Acros house and lets him out. Acrophobia gets out of the car and walks inside and lays on the couch. He wakes up two hours later and goes to his sink to brush his teeth. He looks in the nirrow ti find a surorise.
Acrophobia- What in the hell! Im black!
