The Life of an Accident-Prone Gurl
-times i walk into a doorframe: at least twice a day
-largest bruise i've gotten from walking into a doorframe: approx. 8cm by 10cm
-times i've tripped over a table: 4
-times i almost pulled out a tooth by wrapping a cord to pull blinds up with around it and jumping off a dresser: 1
-times a glass shower door has fallen on me: 1
-times i've almost killed a goldfish by dumping the entire thing of food in the tank: 2
-times i've almost fallen out a window: 1
-times i've caused window blinds to fall on me: 1
-times i've broken kitchen cabinet doors/drawers: 5
-times major school projects have been eaten by my dog(s) because i left them on the floor: 2
-times dog(s) have eaten my textbook: 1
-times i've ruined pants with grass stains: 3
-times i've ruined pants with blood stains: 2
-times i've stepped on my shoelace and fallen down a (cement) set of stairs: 2
-times i've fallen down a set of stairs at school in front of "cool" gurls 2 years older and caused them to say "awww, are you ok?": 1
-times i've landed wrong from shooting a basketball and sprained my ankle so badly it swelled up so i couldn't get my shoe back on when i took it off: 1
-times i've slipped on the tile in my entrance way and slammed into my front door: 5
-times i've cut my cut my foot on a coffee table and left bloody toeprints all the way upstairs: 1
-times i've downloaded something on a computer and screwed it up so badly that i don't have the internet for 9 months: 1
-times that me and my friend (*cough* KRISTINA! *cough*) have tripped over each other while walking down a staircase: 2
-times I've fallen down the stairs after chapel and swore really loudly: 1
-times I've tripped over huge barnicled rocks in the ocean, cutting up my foot/leg: 2
-times I've tripped over logs in the dark while running and have fallen really hard: 2
-times I've left my jeans on my bedroom floor and my dog(s) have eaten them: 2
