OUR WEBSITE IS SO COOL IT HAS A THOUSAND HITS

we need guys who can carry interesting conversations, but they dont exist. i am afraid all guys are lacking in the art of conversation. someday we, yes SHAE AND I, will fix that heh heh heh

why do guys put all the bands they like on their profiles? whats the point? do they need to scream "i'm punk!" or whatever? it's so random and strange. we don't understand it. we like all kind of music, eighties rock included, so deal.

say this outloud: you are a clam you are a clam you are a clam. SHHH! you're talking too loud.

here are some pick-up lines *courtesy of adam* ~were you raised on a chicken farm? because you really know how to raise some cock~ ~did you have Campbell's soup today? because you're looking mmm... mmm... good! ~ ~excuse me, i am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face~