this is fabio, the male model. he is not our friend. a week or so ago, shae's cousin rachel informed us that fabio was hit in the head with a goose when on a roller coaster.
here he is after being smacked by the offending goose. now the truth is, although you all may think that him being hit by a stray goose is mere coincedence, we planned the whole thing. we paid that goose to act as a kamikaze and save the whole human race from the creature called FABIO. now unfortunately, it didn't do as much damage as we would have hoped. he is still quite able to model and we still have to deal with his ugly face plastered all over.
now you ask - why would we do something like that to the man who (supposedly) has one of the biggest dicks in the world? the answer is simple - LOOK -
