thus spake vog
Mood:
spacey
You brought the fucking Pomeranian bowling?
I haven't brought it bowling...I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer, it's not taking a fucking turn...
What're you saying? When you divorce you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you stop being Jewish!
No dude, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
What did you do to my wife?
Well, on a scale of one to ten... ten being the most depraved act of sexual theatre know to man... one being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomaxes' household... I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about... seven.
What about love?
Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.
Yeah, well I still jerk off manually.