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Once
upon a time there was a woman named Jeanmarie Catallo. |
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Jeanmarie
attended Rosemont College, a small all-girls school outside of Philadelphia. |
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In
search of boys, the girls from Rosemont would often go out to local bars. |
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Jeanmarie
never did this until her younger sister Colleen came to visit. |
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Colleen
was rebellious and she wanted to prove herself by going to a bar underage. |
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Colleen
dragged Jeanmarie off to a bar and began to attract the attention of several
boys. |
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One
of these boys was James Louis Fitzgerald. |
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James'
legendary charm and wit served him well. |
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He
was rejected after three seconds. |
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"Never
fear," our young hero thought, "I shall pick up the pieces and
score with the loser sister!" |
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Congragulations
James! You've stood your ground as a man, done what's expected of you,
which of course is to leap from woman to woman indiscriminately, and in
the process made us all proud. |
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And
as the story goes, they dated, got married, and approximately 7 years
from that first romantic interlude, I was conceived.
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