Hamster on tour!

Yesterday you may have noticed no new updates to the site. That's because the hamster went on a promotional tour in the capital city of the Netherlands, Amsterdam! A city famous for Anne Frank, it's canals and the Nightwatch, amongst things. What a great place to start, the Hamster must have thought! Well, after being unnoticed for most of the the time (maybe people are just scared of planet eating Hamsters?) the Hamster finally found a listening ear for his cause!

Unfortunately, the man went on about the corrupt state, his ex wife and money for liquor, so the Hamster decided it was time to move on. After a short walk, the Hamster came in an area of the city which seemed to be covered in a nice red light. The Hamster felt right at home, because it reminded him of his breeding cage back in the pet store. Also, people were really willing to listen to him, as the women behind the windows kept beckoning him to come in!

After he found someone who seemed like a really nice person, judged by the number of tattoos and excess body mass of course (Hamsters go crazy for this) he went inside. Unfortunately, the woman told something about licking the rug before anything else. This confused the Hamster a great deal, so he started eating the carpet, which seemed like the same thing for him. Now the woman got really angry, and demanded money, which was weird, since she invited him in. So the Hamster got kicked out by a really scary tall man. If the Hamster had any children, he would have eaten them out of fright. Luckily he landed next to a friendly looking bar.

A man with strange twists in his hair and a black/red/green/yellow cap offered him some of his smoking paper. The Hamster was too polite to turn it down.... The rest he can't remember, when I found him giggling on my doorstep this morning.